Is it really that important to go down on a girl before fucking her?

Huh. That's a way of looking at it. I would never give oral unless I'm trying to impress a girl, but I guess it's a good way to check for stinky puss

I feel the same, pussy makes me almost puke. It looks like an alien from an horror movie (pic related)

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Pretty sure the face grabbers in Alien were modeled after puss so you're not far off

You should only go down on girls who are between 18-21
Any older than that and they are GUARANTEED to have a foul yeasty vagina from miles of chad cock that will give you oral cancer down the road. Even this age range is pushing it, this implies she hasn't been with many other guys.

I hate 3D pussy but 2D girls are lovely,
would go down on megumin anyday but a roastie hahahah no

>tfw no fembot to do this to

not sure but i read somewhere it was modeled after a goats gut

Do it
As a failed normie, let me tell you it's the better idea, the gasp of surprise and delight you get when you just grab their legs and pull their cunt closer to give it some love is worth every second of the weird oral act.

dont listen to this nigger op, he's fucking retarded. there are a shit load of factors that dictate stank puss. i always try and go down before sticking my mushroom tip in before i head to pound town unless its stank ass rancor monster pussy.

two good ways to tell, finger her and then sneak a wiff of your finger behind her back when kissing her neck or something, or go for the kisses down her stomach to her legs and kiss the insides of her thighs. while doing this take a big whiff and gauge it.

I think it's evolution telling us they weren't meant to be looked at up close, just dick-inserting distance. In nature it would be obscured by a hairy bush too.

Enjoy paper cuts on your tongue user

no but it is really important she suck your dick before fucking her

jesus these are new levels of autism

jk this is average for tardchan

Are you supposed to put your tongue inside the hole or just lick the meat on the storefront? Also I wouldn't do it on a girl that isn't my wife because imagine if the girl I do it on has been fucked by a guy before, that would be like licking the guy's dick.

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I usually stick 2 fingers in and rub her G-spot while licking/GENTLY sucking her clit

it's going to depend on the girl. They're eally insecure about how it looks and smells so some won't let you only out of their own insecurities. if you're having shower sex, then they will almost always let you because they're clean. Personally I'd prefer a girl use some discretion and may be timid about it the first time vs. the type of girl who puts her sweaty cagina in your face and orders you to start munching on her sweaty Arby'roast beef.

i did it out of instinct the first time

My gf actually hated having oral sex performed on her, mostly because of a lot of religious trauma from her childhood. She'd never cum, was always really dry and I could never get my cock in. I'm not a big guy by any means, so that wasn't the issue - she'd just clench.

Started kissing her thighs and worked my way up (down) to eating pussy and now she has amazing orgasms.

Some chicks say that they don't like it, but I think those bitches are lying and trying to be "not like the other girls" or some shit because only a complete retard would dislike oral.

anyone that eats a girl out during a random hook up is a nasty desperate borderline virgin

Oral shows true love for each other
I wouldn't eat some box just so she can get off and go fuck someone else tomorrow

I've only had one gf (5 years ago), and she didn't want me to do it, so I didn't. I guess she didn't like the idea of it. It probably can't feel as good as it's made out to be by media, since there is no female equivalent to a glory-holes. Even lesbian bars don't have female glory-holes.

w-what if you enjoy it? the smell and all? i'm a nasty guy i admit it.

Depends on whether you like roast beef or not.

Lesbian bars don't have glory holes because women have lower libidos and are less interested in risky sexual behavior.

Could not expect anything else from Jow Forums Kek.

>Even lesbian bars don't have female glory-holes.
is this true?

I know your making a joke but its not that funny,
enjoy the aids from roasties.
at least anime girls are pure
I dont like 3D raostie holes man it is gross.
you probably fap to 3D porn, that is what is really weird.

Until recently, no one ever fap to 3D porn it was always art.
Take the 2d pill.

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Yes. Unless she is ovulation or something it is crucial or else you will literally tear the vagina. Not in the roastie meme way, but you will cause tiny painful rips from friction.

maybe it just doesn't feel as good for them. I jerk off, not cause I'm horny, but cause I'm bored and want to feel good.

Yes and don't forget to tounge punch her asshole .
Eating pussy is amazing if it's clean .

Muslim prop company ?

>lesbians don't have glory holes
Yeah, I wonder why WOMEN with VAGINAS don't have HOLES TO STICK YOUR DICK IN.

If you touch the tongue to the asshole while eating pussy you can give her an infection.
>inb4 "not if its clean"
It's not the poopoo so much as the bacteria.

I like the taste and the some nice fucked like it ,so enjoy the infection I guess .

if a guy does not go down on u why would u fuck him? id never. eat me out or get out.

T. asian fembot

they'd literally just have to make the hole slightly bigger to finger puss, or a lot bigger to eat it. it doesn't take an engineer to figure that out.

Whatever, you are replaceable for better women

You do want to start with fingers if only as a wetness check. It won't work if not wet. If not wet, you can finger until wet.

That honestly looks fucking digusting

I like to return the favor.

also this
ornsjak

You are replaceable with 2D anime girls you gross roastie.

3D woman are yesteryear, 2D woman are better than you ever will be.

>TFW you are BTFO by a cartoon character

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>make the hole, which is perpendicular to the vaginal opening, bigger
You're a virgin, aren't you?

Don't do that.
There is a fetish that most girls have where they will let another guy fuck them, and store his semen in her vagina for when their bfs eat them out later that day.

I know this because i'm the other guy.

>You're a virgin, aren't you?
calling someone a virgin on R9K.
can you fuck off.

A lot of these answers are shit.

Protip: don't get your sex tips from porn or r9k.

You should do what you're comfortable doing (and so should the person you're with). You should have a conversation about STDs before doing anything that involves contact of mucous membranes/fluid transfer (mouth, vagina, anus, etc.), as these are transmission pathways for STDs.

HSV (herpes) and HSV (warts, cancer) are not curable, and can be transmitted through any skin to skin contact, so condoms aren't guaranteed protection - they only reduce the chance of catching something. HPV, in particular, has been implicated in increased rates of oral/throat cancer, likely due to the increasing practice of oral sex in recent decades, no doubt encouraged and normalized by depictions in porn.

Be safe, smart, informed, honest and comfortable with your partner.

So THAT'S how this is done...

yes, ask your girl if she has an STD. great way to get slapped

I go down to compensate for being terrible lay and having a small dick. I'm only pretending to be nice.

I've had warts on my hand once and apparently it's only caused by HPV. Fucking terrifying.

ew
I enjoy seeing a woman doing that
a man is gross

Same, saaaame
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Kek
I prefer doing 69's that way they can get my dick slippery and if her asshole's nice and pink I can lick it

If you can't talk about STDs with a girl, you don't have any business getting intimate.

It should go without saying, but you should use tact and be considerate and careful when broaching the subject, since it is a sensitive one.

If you want to be able to regularly make her cum you need to.

But if it's some random whore, no, just pump and dump

It is, but there are many different strains of HPV, and they have different habitats. Some only live on the skin of your hands or feet, some only lives around your mucous membranes.

Only a handful are actually harmful (cause cancer), and those aren't the same ones that cause warts. Most are harmless and do nothing at all (that you can see or will ever know about).

Also, while there's no cure for HPV, your immune system CAN (sometimes) clear it after some years. That's not something you should count on, however.

No.
But I'm not sure if it helps keeping a girl, as I often do it, because I like it, raised as I was in that matriarchy I'm a bit submissive.

With whores the dick goes first. I remember the loud sigh of an escort as I had just entered her after some teasing.
It's nice too.

>tl;dr - your body, your rules

rap1st

>You should have a conversation about STDs before doing anything that involves contact of mucous membranes/fluid transfer (mouth, vagina, anus, etc.), as these are transmission pathways for STDs.
r9k, the post

Literally first time I've been here in years.

Not if you are both adults, younger women maybe, because they havet learned how to cum from regular sex.
Anyways the best tip is NOT TO TREAT HER LIKE A MACHINE.
like guys will sometimes get all these weird toys and vibes, and think, if I can just get this machine geared up right to the right amps...
You have to go with the flow, and actually, you have to direct the flow of the river. Sometimes you just need to fill them up with cock, and they just need to be filled
Nonsense
The best way to get them wet when they arent is to touch any part of their body besides the clit and pussy.
, if they arent ready, stoke the lower back, needle the legs, kiss the tummy, go for the boobs
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This is true

I'm so castrated that usually the girl has to pull me up during the cunnilingus (bring my head back to her head level)
And I feel "damn, now I have to fuck her, no way out"
Some girls outright refuse to be licked.

Damn I must be a very hot guy, I've never experienced a dry pussy in my life.
Hell now I'm curious.

More like you are super beta and only have sex when she is so horney she sends tons of signals

Does a HPV vaccine nullify the throat cancer risk from cunnilingus?

I'm quite surprised a sad soul here managed to twist that post upside down.

I've looked it up and yes, medical associations recommend it, but for now only for specific people, like gay guys.
I suppose they don't want to create a panic, or maybe feminists threaten death if anyone mentions the cunnilingus cancer.
But a degree of efficiency of the vaccine against HPV has been proven (far from 100% though).

Top kek

Ororoginalio

When I get a girl in a 69 I like to ask them if they like their assholes licked and kissed. You'd be surprised how many have said they don't know they've never had that before. So I do it and it provides great wack off material for the next few months. These innocent girls go to work the next day looking all professional and shit but they had some pervert like myself making out with their assholes.

Foreplay is essential. You can't just stick your dick straight in, that pretty much guarantees mediocre sex and probably no orgasms for the girl. Eating pussy is amazing. I find it really weird that there are straight men who aren't into it.

This is a good post.

LESBIAN BARS DON'T EXIST ANYMORE, THAT'S WHY THERE'S NOWHERE FOR GLORYHOLES TO GO

t. angry lesbian

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if you want mouth herpes yes

You're a dyke, explain us how to correctly eat a possi + details and advices for small dicks

Are you putting a condom on your tongue first?

>the no anal only femdom gf

Well, it's not a must... my girlfriend says that she loves it when I do it but she could understand if I wasn't into it...

Be careful with hook ups. Oral HPV causes far more cancer than anything else.

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Watch that one nina hartley video
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5712f4fcadf9c

The g spot is pretty low in the vagina. As long as you're reasonably thick and have more than 3-4 inches when hard you should be fine. Otherwise, get good at fingerbanging.

Give fingerbanging tips plox
Tell us what you like

enjoy fapping 50 times a day to women that dont exist and remain a virgin for life you beta weeb

Are you gonna kiss your mother with that mouth?

1.I am not a virgin
2.2D girls are as real as the 3D whores you fap to
3. I fap once or twice a day or not at all, and only to ecchi.

maybe not a virgin just on 2d women you disgusting degenerate weeb neet

lads what are your thoughts on girls who claim to not like the ole lickeroo? Have a gf for a year and a half who said she feels to insecure and just wants to fuck. she had said she didnt like foreplay for a year and change and first her sex drive took a dive and came up, and now mine has too because sex felt too boring and slow just making out until she wanted to have sex. we talked about it recently and are going to try to rekindle the sex part but I feel like I'm doing something stupid

A different user to who you're asking, but in my experience using your fingers is easy. two lubricated fingers, say index and middle finger, inserted about 2 to 3 inches deep with your palm facing upwards, gently curving your fingers in a rhythmic 'come hither' motion.

While doing this you can then simply use the thumb on your free hand to gently massage the clitoris, increasing pressure and speed as your partner gets closer to orgasm. Alternatively you can include cunnilingus to your fingering by using your mouth to form a suction around the clitoral hood where you then massage by sucking the hood into your mouth and using a gentle but firm up down motion with your to engage the clitoris. This has the bonus of protecting her labia from the worst of your stubble because you can hold your chin in your hand while you finger.

No I had sex with 3D roasties 6 years ago.

yeah im a NEET, MFW you are paying for me to fap to anime all day while you work.
>Have a gf for a year and a half

fuck off you normie faggot

It's really important for me, I can't get hard without eating pussy. I can actually cum just from eating pussy for a while, it gets me so worked up. I love it and don't understand why virgins have such strong opinions against it.

>I had sex
>fuck off normie

r/incels is that way ------>

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