Left or right swipe anons?

Left or right swipe anons?

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Left originally like really original. Like 4 seconds of mute original.

pass me a barfbag

>implying it would matter at all

i'd get left swiped anyways. the only reason i ever made a tinder was so i could see if i recognized any roasties from my area

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Even if I swiped right she'd still ignore me.

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I would smash my phone with a hammer and then burn the shards.

>visits Jow Forums once

oroginal

>rebel flag
>five nights at freddy's
>dirty mirror
three strikes

Can I plow her slampig pussy from behind while she keeps her top on and never have to look at her directly in the face? If so I swipe right.

If you're Chad, left. Incel, right. White incel? Swipe up.

Could have a nice little slampig to break your inceldom.

Retarded fat cunt didn't even bother to wipe the finger prints off her mirror before taking the picture.

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>confederate flag
Yeeet

>Obligatory: You robots always complain about having no girlfriend, but are picky about what they're like Post.

I'm mexican so it's not like she's gonna right swipe me loool

i'm lightskinned black so its not like shes gonna right swipe me keeek

In my case , how can a black bot date some alt right girl she already hates me

I'm jewish so it's not like she's gonna right swipe me lmfaooo

>unless you would literally fuck a rotting pile of roadkill, you can't complain about being a virgin.

Is tinder worth it if I am not that desperate?

shes 19 yet looks like shes about to hit her 30s
swipe leeeeeeeeefft

climb milkies

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>rebel flag
I'd make her a project. Marry her within 6 months, move out to the country, and get her Jow Forums and pumping out white babies within a year

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tfw no gf with big calfs

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I want to breed with her just so my sons can be tall desu

Left or right, your call swipers!

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She isn't like extremely fat and doesn't look that bad I think if you can convince her to do some exercise and help her with it she could become a cutie