Horrible Date Stories

Lol

The audacity of these roasties man

LMAO.
You'd think i was paying you back silly. So you wouldn't know immediately.

Toastie Roast!
Nice storie roast. But it really doesn't seem that bad.

I was excited to finally go on a date, and he was rly hot and older, and he instantly just came from kissing and then took me back home. Like did not want to talk and get to know eachother was just done because he came. Now that I am older I get it, why would some weird hebaphile want to do anything but cum with a minor.

But now i know user. I will also be getting off you and kicking you out right before you cum.

hey some of us are cyborgs too
aint nothing wrong with finding teenage girls attractive desu. Dont shame the man.
he should have probably stayed away tho

>not just excusing yourself to go to the bathroom and leaving
Its technically not illegal

I'd probably cum with no warning, so you had no time to anticipate it.
And just say "My bad it just felt too good, i thought i could hold it in"
Then I'd snap a few shots of you, pretending im texting on my phone, to use as evidence we had sex.

GOT IT ALL FIGGURD OUT. You just thought i'd fuck you without documenting the act, just incase you try to claim rape.
I always do this.

I mean i feel kind of gross that i got cummed on by a 20 something year old at 14. Finding me cute is one thing, but taking me out at 12 am and cumming on me?

don't want to do that to the restaurant. They deserve money for their labor.
and its much more satisfying to see her face as sh ehas to pay for the bill.
getting lewd with a 20 year old at 14 sounds like whore behavior to me.

No shit i was a major hoe in middle school, but it still does okay grown men trying to fuck me. For the love of god I hope you never have a daughter...or a son.

>don't want to do that to the restaurant. They deserve money for their labor
She'll still have to pay

yes but i get the satisfaction of visibly upsetting her. also i get to pretend ill pay her back. then ghost her completely.
Ignore her texts
KEK.

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God bless you dude. You've saved a lot of men.

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You know it's perfectly legal to only pay for what you have ordered even if you ate with another person?
If she does that you just wasted a ton of money. So be careful.

>went on a date with a girl who's sisters were real actual models
>she was model tier too
>wonder how i managed to pull this off
>shes a dumpster fire of issues, single mother, daddy issues, no job etc
>she brings the baby along to the date
>wants me to hold it
>doesnt want to work because she wants to manager her own business, believes managing a child means shes has management skills
>baby is wrapped in a blank that has a foul stench of piss and old food
>takes me along to look at baby clothes at stores even though i just planned on getting coffee
>i refuse to hold the baby
>she has to juggle baby and her purse for everything
>get shitty stares from people since it looks like i'm a deadbeat dad that wont even hold the baby
>she wants to go out again, i say sure
>get home and unmatch her from tinder
>still have her snapchat so i just send videos of me farting and belching
>it takes two weeks for her to get sick of my just sending burps and farts to her all the time
Don't date single mothers lads. It's a disaster.

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then ill just ask her to cover me. besides she's not going to know that now is she?
KEK.

Is this true? I hadn't heard of this before.

> being a whore in middleschool
> the standard female projection

yeah but it's not something a girl would think of. especially if you promise to pay her back, tomorrow or very soon.

>its everyone elses fault

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>worst date
A girl sent me this text once after a date. She had two drinks and spilled one

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use the debit card trick next time buddy.
at least you wont have to spen dmoney on these whores.

She also berated me for two weeks after the fact demanding that I give her another chance

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its nice to see roasties beg once in a while.

I didn't spend any on her, I payed for my own coffee and that was all I spent that day.

It is not everyone elses fault but there is a huge difference developmentally neurotically between a 14 year old and 20+ year old. I know you like little girls, fine good for you, but that does not negate how the frontal lobe develops user.

I got herpes. I'd unironically prefer aids

She drove home drunk, endangered a train and other road users and thought it was all just fun? Damn man you didn't just dodge a bullet, you dodged a full on train wreck.

just thought i'd share with you this webm of a "little" 16 year old girl.

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>Fancy restaurant
>Order more and more
>Comes to $80

I don't think you know what "fancy" is, lad.

Of course it is. If there is no other agreement with the restaurant or whoever shares the table each person giving the waiter an order will make an individual contract with the restaurant to get the food described in the menu in exchange for whatever amount of money it was advertised for.
You are not responsible for what other people ordered.

The board is mostly composed of normalswine sadly user.

well its got to be an amount that wont decline her card or debit card. I've been to some fantastic restaurants where entres were only around $25ish

>Expecting me to read that
You know the rules....

Seriously if the date went bad why would she cover you and not ask to split the cheque?
I would do the same. Especially if it turned out she didn't bring any money because she just assumed I would pay for her.

she knows i can't split the cheque. women aren't going to know she can just pay for her half and leave. she really isn't going to know that.

she's going ot be like "oh shit" "i have to now, well he says he'll pay me back friday"

Good food and "fancy" are entirely different things, poor friend.

do you really think i could leave her with a $200 bill and expect her to have enough money to cover it.

Never done anything remotely romantic with anybody before

>$200
Some girls have full time jobs user, we could pay that if we needed to

I'm just saying, $80 ain't fancy

This proves nothing, I had DDs at 14, this is not about me saying who you can or cant be attracted to. This is about me explaining why statutory rape is a thing. Do your research on brain development, frontal lobe, and decision making skills.

I had one date with a boy; my only date ever. It was one some not-so-close friends set up, so it's not like I actively go looking for things, b-baka.
>Go on date
>Think people know what I like and this should go well
>See him
>Smelly, chubby thing that looks fucking 12 years old
>Friends know I am paranoid about health and hygeine, and also not a fucking nonce
>He's also like a 2/10 (and I hate the way I look but I'd put myself higher than that)
>Start talking
>Narcissism, normalfag interests, fucking leftie hedonist, and introvertedly awkward at times (as opposed to outgoingly awkward)
>Nothing in common
>He eventually says he's going to the toilet
>Does not come back

Don't act like wanting to fuck girls who look like that "is liking little girls" like its pedophilia. Any fucking straight man would want to fuck.

Women don't start making wise decisions till they're in their mid 20s.
can you think about all the regrettable sex females have had in their late teens and early 20s. Acting like they're all of a sudden much smarter once they hit 18 is stupid.

Women make terrible choices all the time.

I'm a 20y female and I have never been on a date due to social anxiety. Should I try? Where? Tinder seems worthless

I'm a 19 year old male and I've never been on a date.
Hi

It would never happen because we don't live in the same area and I don't want guys who are younger than me

>date you've ever had
fuck you OP,and all the damn failed normalfags on this thread

I know that... I was just saying hi...

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>>still have her snapchat so i just send videos of me farting and belching
>>it takes two weeks for her to get sick of my just sending burps and farts to her all the time
>Don't date single mothers lads. It's a disaster.
Top fucking kek, based IRL brap poster

met a girl off aol and went to her house but she was more interested in snorting codeine and having phone sex with some other guy while i was there

HIIIIIIIIIII hellloooooo how did you know that? Are you are psychic?

>it takes two weeks for her to get sick of my just sending burps and farts to her all the time

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> be fourteen years old at the time
> emo and a general outcast, I was weird when I was younger
> for some unknown reason, I manage to attract one of the most popular and physically appealing girls in my school
> long black hair, beautiful facial structure and a massive rack
> girl in question was about two years older than me, I think
> we met on JewBook and started talking, we hit it off pretty soon
> being the player I was, I asked her to be my girlfriend after a week or so of talking
> she actually accepts
> eventually ask her on a date, she says yes
> warms me before the date that she is extremely shy and a bit awkward
> pretty weird for a girl of her stature, but okay
> I meet her near the mall
> I shit you not, we spent the next three to four hours just walking around town while saying nothing to one another
> SHE SAID NOTHING
> we would go to the shopping mall, look around and go back to walk to the park, on repeat
> I tried to interject and start a conversation with her, but the bitch doesn't keep the conversation going
> she's actually the most awkward person I've ever met, even more than you guys
> I think I heard about five full sentences from her that day
> one of them was her asking me why I was laughing so much at seagulls screaming
> I want to go home so fucking bad, girls were a mistake

That date was probably one of the reasons I don't like girls so much anymore. The chemistry was just completely off.

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>Jow Forums
>Date with a girl
I don't need to be psychic to know it will never happen.

>try to go see a movie with a guy
>he 'gets a call' from the hospital saying his friend has tried to kill himself 5 minutes into the date
>tells me he'll message me later once everything's worked out
>get back home and i've been blocked
sucks being ugly

>Women don't start making wise decisions till they're in their mid 20s
thanks user i needed a good laugh tonight

sound like you had it pretty good normal chad.

HAHAHAHAH FUCK YEAH!!!!
You whores literally do this to guys all the time.

post some more of her or name

i've never ghosted anyone in my life but i get your frustration, it's horrible.

>tfw i have overdraft protection so i cant even have the last laugh.

They always go bad. Either they just want sex straight away, they're trying to get me to have sex with them but they're acting really weird about it, or they don't understand the only reason I'm doing anything with them is to have sex with them.

instagram.com/mat.i/
here you go my friends.

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Not even really a date but
>text every day with oneitis at like 14
>she invites me to sleep over at her house
>tell parents I'm going to another town
>they demand to know to which of my friends I'm going to stay with or they will call the cops on me
>too embarrassed if they call the girl's house (she would find out I needed permission from her parents and my own and my tough guy rep would be ruined) so I just go to a male friend who's parents know my parents
>still meet her at the city festival
>can't think of anything to say so I just kind of say hi then ignore her for a couple hours when she's standing there with her friends giving me looks
>she has to go home, comes and hugs me and says "bye user, see you again some time" to me by name only, ignoring my friends, and then leaves

Kinda ended up slowly ghosting each other after that even though she did text me telling me that we should do the sleepover thing some time. Since turning 15 I've been just kind of off the radar for the past 5 years.

>meet 5/10 girl on tinder
>go for coffee for first date
>get some bad vibes off her
>hey, could be wrong though
>after coffee she wants me to come to her place
>greasy.jpeg
>say no, some other time
>next date we do end up going to hers
>literally as soon as the door closes she's making out with me
>strips nearly naked when out of nowhere does a 360 degree turn
>ummm no, I'm not feeling it, can you leave now
>starts getting dressed again, I'm still fully clothed
>in shock, expecting a p-p-pranked bro any second
>leave
Jesus fuck I'm still confused by it

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If you're in California let's go to the movies and watch something spooky I'll take charge I'm 26

heres a (you)
what would be considered ''normal fag'' interests?

maybe she couldn't tell your farts from her babies

>be 16 at the time
>invite hottest girl in class on date
>omg she fucking said yes
>go to the movies say Ill pay for her cos wannabe gentleman
>She says omg no way I'm paying for my self
> know for a fact she has exactly 0 cash with her.
>Entire movie on phone completely ghosts me irl
>date ends feel like shit
>later invite her to another date and tell her to meet me there, that I have a special gift for her.
>Shes excited like the moneygrabbing jewish golddigger she is.
>Never show up
>MFW every stacey hated me for about a year cos she told a bullshit story about me being a dick on both occasions

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at least she didn't force herself to continue the make out session, to then call it rape

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well that's it, I'm going to hell

some women do this shit, they get off on it like it's a power trip. It's really fucked up. I've stuck my dick in some crazy bitches when I was young and I will never fuck with crazy ever again. I don't care how hot she is, if she's crazy, you gotta fucking run.

oh no i lost u paid and fucked me

Literally every girl every time and expects you to be grateful

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