Wagie life

How are my wagecucks doing today?
>tfw Friday
>don't really like my co-workers
>just want to be invisible and do my chores

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>Popcorn Friday
>also hot diggity dog day
>hot dog meals only $3
>had an extra soda
>took it to my office with a bag of chips
>closed my door shut
>put on music
>did my work while snacking and listening to music
>tfw i love my job

Big same, buddy. I wouldn't mind this brief stint in retail if it weren't for all the socialising. Just let me clean the freezers and tidy the shelves, I'm sick of all these mumbly old people with worse social skills than mine.

that is the cringiest pic i have ever seen

>my boss
"Hey user! Can you some more shifts? user called in sick again"
>my parents
"Wow user, you sure work a lot. Don't you have time to do anything fun? You even work at weekends"
I have one day off this week and that day, both my mom and dad want me to come visit them, I have no time just for myself, I can't do the things I want to anymore, a literally robot I guess
Google pic, thought it was appropriate

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I wake up at 655 clock in at 5
7 am and sleep until about 10 am and finish my shift every day. Easy as fuck

>work around mostly women
>big feeling of family and unity around office
>want nothing more than to be left alone
>keep getting invited to bars and shitty parties
>tfw trying to stay sober and be left alone

i feel you bother.

Tell your boss or your parents to fuck off.

I'll try, I was raised to just bend over, I know this much.
The best I can do is ignore phone calls and that just makes it worse later on, at least next week is going to be easier.

I work fast food and I utterly despise it, my boss is literally a female version of Mr. Shekelstein in the memes. I'll quit soon and try to find something in retail, fuck the food industry

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fuckoff normie i slave 6 days every week

Got paid on the 31st.

Broke already.

FML

definitely a good choice
fuck the food industry, literally anything is better, even if it's scrubbing toilets

tell me about it
oriig

I'm alright at the moment. Just coming to the end of my third week in my new job and am happily content.

My last job was awful. Everyone was leaving and no one was getting hired (location and the companies reputation had gone to shit) so anyone that was left was getting all the work to do. Current place is chill and everyone likes it. I can expect my job to basically be the same over the next year or two and not get worse people of people leaving.

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>Monday worked 9 hours
>Tuesday 11
>Wednesday 13
>Thursday 14 hours
>Thursday night had to go in for an hour after midnight
>Today started 5 in the morning.
Will probably finish early today, like 14:00 if all goes well. Good amount of overtime, probably earned around 1k eur this week.

>work at a pretty cool place
>work is fine, but the people are too nice, uncomfortably nice
>everyone always inviting me out for drinks after work
>can't tell them i'm a recovering alcoholic
>running out of excuses to say no

this is suffering

The morning wasn't bad up till the point some co-worker started asking me to do some shit 3 days in advance because he needs it done now but oh well. Also my boss seems a bit ticked off today for some reason so gotta lay low today

Just say you don't drink. I was having a beer last time around 6 years ago, I go to parties once in a while and it never has been a problem.

It's hard because when you say you just don't drink everyone doubles down on the peer pressure, and if you tell them you used to be an alcoholic they treat you differently like any mention of alcohol is gonna make me snap and go on a bender

Don't say you were an alcoholic, reason I don't drink is that my father used to be an alcoholic, he quit drinking when I was born but before that he wasted 10 years of his life being a thug and drinking nonstop. He always tells me to be careful with drink as it's super hard to stop, as you know.
So I think that if I am too weak to quit fags, how would I stop alcoholism or drug abuse? So I avoid these things entirely.
When ever people are pressing me to drink (most don't even offer me anymore) I just look them in the eye and say
>make me, I dare you to try it.
Works every time.

I don't know if i can be that confrontational, they mean well they just don't understand

I will be free in 4 hours, since its unlikely that we are going to get many "customers" today I feel like just fucking around. Just the next week after this and I`m going to get 6 week paid vacation, don`t know how am I going to use that time. Next week is going to be hard since all the students who enter into sphere of student aid and student loans have to be re-classified along getting their primary tax percentages cut.

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I know, I do it with everyone if they are actually pressing. It doesn't happen often tho as there is a better option - 99% of the time I'm with car so I can always just say "nah man, I'm behind a wheel tonight"
It's a good option for you if you don't want to come off as too aggressive or something.

how did you manage to fuck up like that?

>2 days off from work
>have to close tonight
>tired as fuck still

I might quit this job but i wont.

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two hours left and then it's back to good old escapism
hang in there

>Be office slave
>Hate job
>Too pussy to actually quit

I just want them to fire me so I can collect unemployment for 6 months. I'm not even good at my job, I don't understand why they keep me around.

>>have to close tonight
How the fuck do you manage to have that much responsibility? What if you fuck up and the entire store gets emptied? Why do they trust a minimum wage retard with such a task?

So like 54 hours a week. That's alot. If you getting around 50k a year though that's not too bad

>finish reading this thread and then I'm closing up the warehouse and going home
Feels good. Although it feels like my government mandated freeTime is just an extension of work. Got to do housework, buy the groceries, fuel the car. I even feel like going to the gym and going surfing are jobs; got to get exercise and be strong so I can be a happy little clam and keep normies off my back. Feels like a prisoner.

What job would you guys suggest to someone with some serious social anxiety?

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>not working in a warehouse
>not operating a forklift
>not taking the late/early dead hour shifts
>not getting paid above minimum wage
>not having a union job
>not living on your own in a shitty apartment with the bare minimum utilities
>not cooking your own food
If only I worked out
Anyways the point I'm saying is drop your fast food/cashier job and go to a trade school
I went and got a certificate to operate heavy machinery and worked at a hardware store then applied to a large warehouse with an "experienced" resume
now I live alone in a shitty apartment but at least I have anime and chatting with strangers online to keep me "company"
>new onahole gets delivered in 9 days
I can't wait, just one of the benefits of living alone with a full time job
>pic related when I'm off the clock

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> software developer
> flexible schedule
> manager does not give a fuck how much I slack off as long as tasks are completed in time
> therefore, half of the time I mind my own business
Feels good. The only problem is that I live in a shithole country. And a city where I reside is a shithole even by my country's standards, so the payment is not that good. But since I'm a robot, I don't need much and there's no worries about rent and food.

Discounter like Aldi. worked for me

But didn't you have to deal with people? Also what were you doing exactly? This would be my first job ever, so I'm kind of nervous.

sounds like a comfy life user, I don't have the same job, but a similar lifestyle.
You work so that you can afford more useless gadgets and live the comfy life basically.
it's not so bad, having a family would just be more stressful, the grass is greener

>be 4 people at work
>the boss, 2 other guys and me
>1 of the faggots is pretending to be sick for a third month now
>faggot boss goes on vacations every other week
>doesnt tell you about it
>find out after hes already left
>cant take any days off of work bcus of that
>literally told bcus the other faggot is "sick" i shouldnt go on vacation bcuz "other people" have plans
>work 6 days get paid for 5
>other cuck that stays with me, would suck the boss's cock in an instance
>TFW THE RAGE IS FUELING DAY BY DAY

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oh right forgot
>been sick the last 2 weeks
>fever and coughing like a veteran smoker
>faggot boss still tells me i cant not come
also
>job requres 3 people to function properly
>even when hes here faggot boss goes walking in the fucking parks
>dicksucker colleague does the bare minimum leaving me to do 80% of the work
>asked other faggot colleague if hell be here monday, since hes sick leave thing expires sunday
>"Nope"
>considering triple homicide

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fuck man, I can relate with that, the jewery just won't stop.
>coworker told me he just went to see the new star wars movie few days ago
>it was during the week he called sick
>didn't realize he exposed himself
made me feel a bit sour for sure

Oh, I don't make that much, it's just a busy few weeks, usually I don't do overtime and leave early. Still enough for me for now.

>work all last week + weekend
>off this weekend
>1 hour of work left
>"user can you come in tomorrow at 5am?
>mfw
>no sorry but i cant make it in
>Boss attempts to guilt trip me into it
>no.jpg

Not working 4 weeks straight with no days off for minimum wage tbqfh

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>top 50 uni post-grad qualifications
>work dead end job surrounded by boomers half of which didn't complete high school
>mundane work
>don't really contribute to society or do anything eventful in my job
>remember how shit it was looking for a job so don't want to start looking for a job again

good on you for standing your ground, how comfy you getting this weekend?

>be me
>takes me whole hour to drive to work everyday
>work 55 hours week monday to friday
>have allot of money saved up
>don't have time to spend it
>don't have time to using the things I have brought e.g gaming PC, VR, DSLR camera etc
>always tired all the time
>can't enjoy my weekends because thing about the things I need to do for work.

Whats the point of life if I have to work?

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Jow Forums
invest your money in wise stocks and shit user
if you invest everything you can you wont have to be a slave forever.

I am in an office by myself and only have to interact with my coworkers when something breaks. Then I go turn it off and back on again.

Don't go to Jow Forums, remember their motto

I would love to buy stock that pays dividends but to buy enough stock that pays dividends to support a living wage you need a shit loads money to begin with.

bit glum, heading back to the local slave camp for my weekend shift. earlies this weekend will be getting up at 04:40. only 2 thoug so that's not too bad. just having a relaxing hour having a beer then need to get a shave and prep my grub for tomorrow

some of you tired lonely slaves are the ones who call suicide victims cowards. THIS is cowardly... too proud to not suffer. im done with this shit

Interviewing for an internal promotion today. I know I'm qualified and capable but the shit of it is I also know there are many other people applying and at least one of them has a lot more leverage than me with an external job offer. We share the same supervisor so if they promoted me, other guy would probably leave, and supervisor would be short handed as hell. And supervisor is on the interview board so I don't think he's going to fuck himself like that. At the same time I can't blame coworker for hustling to get another offer, but I know he was working on that before this promotion opened up, being very chatty about interviewing and oh you guys might get reference checks for me, while I have been asking about internal positions all along. If he gets it it's rewarding his implied threat to leave. Sucks to feel petty like this but I'd rather that neither of us get it than he does.

At my job you have to

Open the store and unset the alarm
Close the store
Count up to 20,000 and put it in a safe
Do general it tasks
Clean the store
Troubleshoot problems with coffee machine, and refill and clean

All for minimum wage

>tfw unironically joining the military to get out of retail wage kekery
It's the Air Force so it's not like I'll be getting shot at and they'll pay me while I learn a trade that could be valuable on the outside. Plus free food and housing and other gibs
I'll probably still be a virgin though

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>working
bahahaha
>be me
>NEET for over a month now.
>stay up all night
>every morning at 6:28am I think to myself "damn if I were still working I'd be leaving the house right now"
>giggle out loud and go flop down at the computer
Poor wagies.

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