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>family gone on holiday for a week and left me home alone

I'm shitting myself lads.

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why. you don't need them to survive

I do, I've been having secret panic attacks for months now and it gets worse when my parents are out.

>he wants to spend time with his family
fuck off normie

Not him but I am dependent as fuck and will have breakdowns If I am alone for 2 hours

I think this could be good for you. it might teach you to cope with your problems better

So if you can't find dark skinned guys to bang your women when you have a cuckold fetish do you pick scottish or irish guys to dog your girl?

tommy looking like a snack since he been out of jail

you raise a very good question here have this

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I haven't seen any pics do you have a link or am I going to have to Google it like a barbarian

I just like having them downstairs, I might not need them but its like a safety net having them here.

Do you ever find yourself standing by the window waiting for them to arrive home from work?

What sort of things should I do this week?

if you have panic attacks don't push yourself to much

>Do you ever find yourself standing by the window waiting for them to arrive home from work?
Why yes, yes

I was thinking of going for a walk in the country or trying some meditation.

It's the one thing me and the dog have in common, shame she's gone away with them.

too hot already aaaaahhhhhh

I'll come and live with you for a week. I can even pretend to be your dad if it makes you more comfortable.

hmm depends on if you're going to try and bum me lad.

>lied about my age on POF to message older women
>now talking to one
how do I tell her without fucking this up

why did you lie about your age

Why do British love tea so much?

on POF you can only message +/- 14 years age difference, which is no good when trying to get a milf

Because its normally cold here and keeps us warm.

pffft the British are zombies lets be honest. you guys will never be warm

heck off yank

yall curses are wack too

No it won't be anything like that. I'd give you life advice whilst relaxing in my armchair and have a nice smoke. You know. Real dad stuf.

Going to a WWII show tomrrow, going to get a FFI armband, a gas mask and maybe a helmet, this a good choice?

Sounds nice, my dad never does any of that sort of thing.

Is it like tinder?

Plenty of fish, its British I think.

Just seeing what the morning lads reckon: is The IT Crowd worth a watch or is it shit?

1 on 1 meetup in London today, anyone interested?

its a dating site so yeah kinda like tinder I guess

Alright lads? The new Virgin Media hub is 37 stops away. I'm excited but also skeptical as I'm almost certain the problem is with the supply coming into my place. Having shitty and unreliable broadband is a real pain in the fucking ass. I want to watch my Chaturbate sluts in HD!

Lads, I'm convinced that when I'm hung over/ stressed out, psychic interference causes technology and things to malfunction or break. How crazy is this?

As crazy as you are mate

Sounds reasonable to me. There was a fly buzzing around my head last night when I was trying to sleep and I'm almost positive they know what they're doing. Like they're more intelligent than we know.

Sounds like a cheeky cunt m8, hope you gave it the business

Odds I fuck off cardio for the morning
Evens I get myself on the exercise bike

fuck it zero seems even inabit lids

I tried to smash it half naked and groggy but it was giving me the slip. It sleeps in my room during the day I think cause its been buzzing me the past few nights.

Flies live one day or so. A dynasty of flies have been plaguing you. It's a multi-generational campaign, handed down from father to son.

Google says a housefly lives 28 days! Don't get me started on the fucking giant moths that keep flying in my window. Hate moths.

'ate flies
'ate moths

simple as

>'ate flies
>'ate moths

Luv spiders?

But that's from birth to death. They have to become adults before they fly into your house.

I hate spiders just as much. I don't see so much of em nowadays maybe they don't come into my room anymore because I keep killing em

'ate the cowards in this country
'ate dentists
'ate DPD
'ate NHS doctors
'ate the van guy
'ate this country

Love scoochy
Love team moose
Love shopper bear
Love little red
Love cheer bear
Love chocolate best
Love Brian snail
Love Oxford
Love US citizenship

Simple as

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Maybe its Russian?
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those poor bears

Really wish I was filthy stinking rich tbqh lads

don't we all lod. they money cant buy happiness but it certainly helps

Oh fuck every car that goes past the house or persons walking by could be trying to deceive me.

What movie was he in?

alright there tim lad

No I'm the lad home alone for the week.

schoochies anal destruction IV, shopper bear goes up muh bum and brian snail gets covered in slime

what websites other than 4cahn and youtube do you all visit?

Wikipedia, other than that nothing. I haven't done anything but Jow Forums with my life for quite a few years now

what kind of thing do you look up?

Do we just live in a hot country now? Is this forever?

Literally just r9k and youtube regularly, other than that I guess movie sights, pirate bay sometimes.

>wake up
>smoke two spliffs in a row
heh...im such a stoner xD

Good morning

Might just hop straight onto Final Fanatasy

i think so yeah, even the wildlife is changing, i think i saw a hornet today

you can just hop straight onto my cock insted if u like luv

ayyyyy lmao
morning moni whats your plans for today?

Looks like its going to get back to more normal weather during next week.

>morning moni whats your plans for today?
Vidya and watch Orange is The New Black

Consider buying Cricket WC tickets again

phwoar you are such a tease
spicy little minx

Do you have a start date for this new job, or are you NEET now

Morning lads
Im feeling new levels of uncomfortable today

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not dropped a video game in a good 3 months, completing about 6 or so games in that time, but think I might have to drop fire emblem. think the game is really boring and unbalanced desu. don't get the point of having to move 11 characters every turn when 1 is head and shoulders above everyone else and can solo the entire map.

god i hope so its like living in spain atm

On tonight's show: A man cuts down a neighbors tree.

dont spend too much money you're not earning now remeber

Bought some yuri manga in person from a comic shops lads.

It's good finally being unable to feel shame, I recommend it. Very liberating.

On a sacred quest to find the logeth of chat

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Looks like we'll be getting some showers too, thank goodness. I feel sorry for any white anons in London right now, 31C and darkies running around it must be like the middle east.

Just anything, all sorts, whenever I think of something

after watching the trailer for venom, it reminded me of how much I loved spider-man back in the day with venom and carnage, and got me wanting to get back into comics.

dunno where I should hop onto though desu, it's been so long

im really considering moving as far north as i can

JMS's run is a good entry point for new readers, would probably work for a lapsed one too.

come on loddy, at least get some stuff done
>breakfast
>bike ride
>shower and get myself ready

THEN it's time for two big bongs

Just had a dream about my primary school crush
>meet at a party
>find her dildoing herself upstairs
>see her as damage goods but still want to fuck
>the dildo was full of hot liquid metal, nutty dreams
>the party is over and everyone is about to go sleep in the house but we have no place to sleep
>we go outside and fuck in the rain
>have great sex but after we see this spooky ghost but it's really so guy in the alternate timeline and only we can see him
>brandish my gun because he's a prevert then we chase him down a train track
>btw he looks like the guy from the movie The Moon
>catch him and he tells us he thought we were sex ghosts then he tell us about how dirt under the train tracks contains diamonds and rubies and shit
>think he's bullshitting but then find heart shaped ruby
>tell my thot primary schoool crush i wanna marry her and she says yes
>need money off older rich brother to buy the gem rich land
>we get it and and start by blasting the dirt with a cartoon nuke rocket thing you would see in those old disney cartoons
>wake up
8/10 dreams lids and i woke up with a raging boner which i still have.
Going to fap to her facebook pics then go back to sleep cya.

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How many people are going to get stabbed at this years Notting Hill Carnival?

>Just had a dream about my primary school crush
Sounding a bit noncey there lad

he looks like a number 4 poo with teeth

my card broke and I've only got 1 pound and 5p to get lunch today

Fuck you cunt she was her adult self