Jow Forums has their Fat Hate Threads - I was thinking that we could have Depression Hate Threads.
What gave me this idea is the technique I sometimes use when I need to do something (get out of the bed, take a shower, wash my clothes etc.) but am too depressed to actually do it - I imagine every single fat fuck in the world and their "muh genetics", "muh tyroid" excuses they use to justify being fat, and realize I'm doing the same when it comes to self-improvement - I blame my genetics, I blame my parents for getting divorced and being shitty people overall, I blame my childhood bullies... And although those things are true (just as many fatsos may actually have tyroid problems), it doesn't mean I can't overcome those difficulties. Fat people can get skinny. Depressed people can get better.
So my idea is that we take the cringiest depression hate stories, we make fun of depressed people and generally motivate ourselves to get out of the rut.
I expect a huge backlash from all of you, and I understand completely if you shit on me, but it was worth a try.
sure man, am on the verge of crying since I woke up 2 hours ago, havent felt this bad in months go ahead, make fun of me
Logan Walker
Literally this, people don't come here to get better. It's like having a book burning thread on /po/ it doesn't make sense.
Justin Cruz
The thing is, the real 'depression' IS the lack of a drive to get better.
So basically all you're saying is "just stop being depressed bro and you will stop being depressed" like no shit, we know it's a mental condition, fuck off norman.
James Gray
>boo hoo i live in a first world country with internet and I can't go outside
maybe you should kill yourself if you're that fucking pathetic
Michael Roberts
First I thought this thread was about making fun of all those "depressed" people, who use it as an excuse for being a loser or to feel cool and compensate for a lack of actual personality. I was always annoyed by those people and I have a huge disgust towards them. This board is full of them.
But I guess this isn't a thread for that.
William Long
90% of "depressed" people are just lazy cunts that use it as an excuse to stay lazy sacks of shit
Aaron Reyes
Who said I can't go outside? you seem angry
Luis Cox
Yeah i'm mad at dumb cunts like you that have no reason to be depressed but still fucking pretend like they are to compensate for their own laziness and lack of personality
Easton Gonzalez
Truths my mang
Jacob James
If you're so depressed literally go kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF
TODAY
Zachary Stewart
That's actually a nice idea and a pretty healthy thread. Dubs for you OP.
Dominic Gonzalez
>reason to be depressed That's not how it works.
Robert Bailey
Can't wait for summer to end tbqfh
Cooper Torres
I wouldn't say im lazy, im definitely above average in productivity and have almost certainly achieved more than you.
Personality is just subjective and ultimately having a lot of personality really just means liking/doing a lot of illogical things.
Julian Johnson
fuck off normie fag, this doesnt work for anything but meme depression.
if you are depressed because fat or ect just fix that shit, if you are clinically depressed you are fucked
>That's not how it works. How does it work bitch? you just give up and decide "well I guess i've been a lazy piece of shit for so long may as well never improve and suck the life out of everyone around me"
there is a reason people are turned off by "depressed" people we're fucking sick of people who whine and bitch and refuse to help themselves
t. someone who attempted suicide at 19 and then decided to buck up stop being lazy and fucking get my shit together
Jayden Green
Yes i'm sure you really are clinically depressed and you're definitely not just a lazy person that was tricked by a doctor working for a system that wants to sell you pills
Adam Thompson
Makes sense that someone as dumb as you wouldn't even be smart enough to successfully kill themselves.
Spoiler: you had meme depression
Kayden Ward
LOL just stay away from them then ya dumb fuck
Mason Ross
I would think 90% of the people on here have never actually whined or bitched irl about their depression, so they don't try to use it to compensate for being lazy/no personality.
Kevin Morris
Get the fuck off this board, sitting around wallowing in sadness is poison for your mind. Do something positive for yourself for once you'll never get better if you dont even try
do you even want to get better?
Lucas Jackson
All of you have meme depression, you're not interesting for having it everyone sees you as pathetic
If you don't have meme depression why don't you prove it and kill yourself?
Adam Parker
>imply doctors are scams >belittle him for not being clinically diagnosed ???????????
Landon Campbell
Did you not read the topic of the thread you dumb cunt
If you go into a doctor and go "im sad" they'll throw pills at you with nothing more than a10 minute conversation with you to go on
Either prove you really are clinically depressed and kill yourself or get your shit together
Juan Mitchell
>So basically all you're saying is "just stop being depressed bro and you will stop being depressed" No, I'm literally not. All I'm saying is we should never give up trying to get better, even if it's a Sysiphus' struggle, to never let yourself become complacent. Letting it all go is the worst thing you can do.
Jace Collins
TFW you where diagnosed as a child with clinical depression and never been happy.
not all of us are larp fags, some of us are actually mentally ill.
Kayden Russell
It should be. You gave me a damn good idea.
Dominic Young
>do you even want to get better I unironically have this fucked up want to be miserable Like so gay emo shit that enjoys sadness
Dominic Morales
I'm too depressed to kill myself.
Those same people on here are constantly complaining about being uninteresting so im not sure what your point is in trying to tell them they are uninteresting when it's a large part of why they are depressed, that's the thing about real depression, it's a vicious feedback loop.
Samuel Myers
I think there are 2 different depressions people talk about >meme depression >actual depression meme depression is depression that you can find reason for ,,I have depression because my gf left me." ,,I have depression because I am fat." That means you are just sad and you can't use terms properly or you have light depression, which can be solved by going few times to a therapy without pills. Actual, clinical depression is caused by fucked up nerves in your brain and makes you percieve reality differently. If you aren't diagnosed you can have light depression or just be sad, in that case just change your life. If you are... well that's not my job so go visit your doctor.
Colton Allen
That's called being clinically diagnosed, doctors work in clinics.
Isaiah Barnes
OP you're not depressed you're a lying normie
Justin Cox
Whats stopping you from killing yourself then? man up and do it if you're so beyond help whats the point? you should remove yourself from the gene pool and don't even dare think of reproducing and passing that shit onto someone else
Don't worry you'll get sick of LARP'ing one day
>wah im too depressed to get off my ass and end the suffering rope is cheap you worthless sack of shit - get the fuck off my planet you're polluting the population with your bullshit
Gavin Hall
You would have to have meme depression to talk about it and try to get it diagnosed instead of just accepting it as part of your inherent personality and feeling hopeless.
Xavier Wilson
>I unironically have this fucked up want to be miserable Like so gay emo shit that enjoys sadness THEN WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO WHINE ABOUT IT YOU EMO FAGGOT??? YOU LIKE TO SUFFER, NO PROBLEM, THEN SUFFER AND ENJOY IT AND STOP BOTHERING OTHER PEOPLE
Fuck I just wanna shove my cock down every pathetic emo boy's throat and cum
Jaxon Edwards
If you're really clinically depressed and you can't get better then you need to kill yourself, do it for your family I bet they're as sick of your bullshit as you are
Christopher Butler
>rope is cheap you worthless sack of shit - get the fuck off my planet you're polluting the population with your bullshit
Killing myself wouldn't make me feel any better, it would be just as pointless as all of existence so I may as well take the easier route and not kill myself.
Lucas Nelson
I've spent enough years alone and had plenty of time to reflect over things like thinking about whats attainable at this point in life, I'll still end up alone since I'm already a wizard but improving makes me feel better than I have in a long time desu, people just need purpose in their lives no matter how small it seems to others.
William Lee
What do depressed people do? They kill themselves
What do meme depression people do? Whine and bitch on the internet
Leo Peterson
if you had actual depression you would be forced to go to therapy by school, boss in job, police etc.
Eli Myers
I was too depressed that I stopped talking to them years ago to wallow in my own sadness, I guess they may be happy to get away from my bullshit (that they never knew about) like you claim but it doesn't appear that way.
James Allen
Except depressed people already hate themselves, it's part of being depressed
Nathaniel Murphy
>Whats stopping you from killing yourself then? man up and do it if you're so beyond help whats the point? you should remove yourself from the gene pool and don't even dare think of reproducing and passing that shit onto someone else
yeah I do plan to man without a doubt I will die by suicide man as its the only escape. whats stopping me?
My mum is being tested for return of cancer and I would really prefer to wait till she dies if I can hold out.
Why are you so edgy man, must be nice not to have actual chronic depression and anxiety
Connor Young
I hate people like you with a passion, everyone can see through your bullshit >too depressed to kill myself no you're just lazy. do something right for once in your life and fucking do it, kill yourself. I really mean it. we are better without you. do it for the ones you love
You really should kill yourself, just smash your car into a concrete barrier, slit your wrists or give yourself a shotgun surprise
Robert Price
I am a Borderline and Avoidant Personality. Have been for more than a decade. I finally understand what depression and anxiety is and how to cure it.
Ama
Dylan Miller
>What do depressed people do?They kill themselvesWhat do meme depression people do?Whine and bitch on the internet T. PhD on psychology and neurology
Kayden Scott
What? >high school You can't have real depression before 18 >university school No one cares there, I went to maybe 10% of my classes (still passed) due to depression and no one cared, eventually stopped going one day in post grad due to depression and no one cared. >boss in job lol, they dont care as long as you do your job, if you dont they just eventually fire you, they dont try to take you to therapy lmao. Ive quit jobs/taken days off due to depression before. >police How the fuck would they know?
Nathaniel Roberts
Why the fuck are you in a thread meant to shame lazy cunts like you into actually doing it or getting better?
If you really were depressed maybe the "edgy" would just roll of you like water off a ducks back its not being edgy i'm just going with your bullshit. are you saying I shouldn't believe you when you're going on about being a sad cunt? If its what you really want why would you object to a little help to push you over the edge?
Liam Myers
>Borderline and Avoidant Personality Made up bullshit to get more money from guilt tripped assholes
Bentley Barnes
Lazy would imply it is something that I should be doing to benefit myself, I just explained it wouldn't be beneficial to me and I have no one I love and no one who loves me so there is absolutely no one that it would benefit.
Robert Reed
Oh so you're one of the "real" ones right?
You should go on a mass shooting inside a mental hospital and take out as many of you pathetic losers as you can before turning the gun on yourself
Gavin Cox
Not at all mate. I self diagnosed first because I identified with all the symptoms and then went on to specific therapies. Been getting better for three years now
Christian Robinson
>tfw getting brutally insulted gives me more motivation than sympathy Based OP
Brandon Cook
You're so full of shit why the fuck do you deserve to steal resources from people who actually have a chance at life? You'll benefit society at large by removing yourself permanently. You won't be missed? good. sounds like a done deal to me. why the fuck are you still here wasting space
Blake King
>I shouldn't believe you when you're going on about being a sad cunt? I wasnt going on about being a sad cunt. I mentioned that not everyone has meme depression and some of us actually are diagnosed clinically depressed.
Some people are just always depressed and never happy in life no matter whatt hey do to improve their life.
Thansk for the chat user
Landon Bennett
>steal resources from people What sort of resources? I put more into taxes than I take out, I live very frugally.
I told you why im still here, not being here wouldnt benefit me (or anyone) at all.
Christian Torres
You'll benefit me, knowing a waste of space like you won't be clogging up the works. we can afford to lose a few tax dollars to rid the world of someone useless like you. you are full of shit.
My point is, if you're never going to get better please kill yourself. for society. you're draining the life out of everyone around you. you might think you "contribute" to society but you're like a poison that needs to be drained
So you're one of the ones that will never get better? fucking do it then what are you waiting for either shut the fuck up and try to get better or stop wasting everyones time and just paint the roof with your brains
Jacob Gonzalez
So your whole argument is that you are a manchild who gets angry about what people do in the privacy of their own homes?
Personally I think you're a drain on society with your retardation and illogical anger, so I guess our two opinions cancel each other out or something and we should either both kill ourselves or neither of us kill ourselves.
Jack Jones
It is truly my hope that this thread dies because you've all either killed yourselves or realized there's a way out of your own bullshit
Josiah Carter
You say you're too depressed to do anything but too depressed to die you are literally in a thread titled depression hate thread, considering how much effort you're putting into this i'm convinced you're full of shit cunt
K I L L Y O U R S E L F or get the fuck out of this thread, it obviously isnt for you
Michael Foster
your opinion is worth nothing you are beyond help you really need to remove yourself
Jordan Morgan
This thread will die because you do not understand enough about depression to make people suicidally depressed or explain away their depression.
Thomas Baker
your opinion is worth nothing you are beyond help you really need to remove yourself
Nice trips though
Owen Bell
Are these guys like raiding us or something? >feelsbadman.jpg
A few replies back, you may not be the same user I thought I was responding to.
If you're not too depressed to do anything then decide, do you want to get better or are you just going to wallow if its the latter then you really should kill yourself, it doesn't get any better for people like that, after suffering for so long if they really truly are suffering then they deserve the release of death
Parker Watson
I think depressed boys are disgusting. When a guy asks me out but instead of taking a good posture, smiling, looking in my eyes in order to make me melt - he actually looks at the ground and avoids eye contact with me, I immediately shiver in disgust. Being with such boys is like hanging out with your bratty cousin who doesn't like anyone or anything but you have to babysit him because your mom says so. HELL.
It's so sad because there were many cute boys I really liked, but when I saw they are depressed (or even worse - if they explictly TOLD me!), my pussy dried out in an instant. Sorry boys. Assholes get all the chicks because they atleast can make an eye contact with us!
It hurts cause it's so true. Are we gonna make it bros?
Juan Bell
The fact that you're asking if you're gonna make it tells me that you're bullshitting yourself if you think you cant get better. There is hope if you don't wanna be a depressed sack of shit but you have to work for it
Read this and decide do you wanna be someone like that or not and decide if you're gonna get your life started
do you want to live your life?
Leo Russell
It's not that simple, I used to think like you but life always finds a way to get you to stay, it's just human evolutionary instincts.
It always makes life just bearable enough that you can last another day. It's like that old quote by that reddit comedian "suicide is always just there in the back of your mind as a backup plan like an exit from a really bad movie, you're not enjoying it but you are vaguely curious about how it will turn out and you have nowhere else to be". It doesn't get any better but it never gets to an unbearable level of bad because that would be counter productive, also you get numb to it.
>do you want to get better I don't know, obviously on the surface I would say yes but it's not that simple, I clearly have very strong subconscious tendencies to sabotage myself, I also have the belief that I cannot get better due to the fact that my happiness doesn't really change when my life is going 'well'.
Henry Nelson
Hahahah depression means you're unhappy. That's literally the point of life. You've failed. No matter what else you have, you are unhappy. And, nobody will want to catch that from you so unless you pretend you're stuck like that. Plus, unless you understand epidemiology you'll never understand how to get better you'll just need to trust stupid dr and psychs.
Joseph Roberts
If you've never heard of Borderline and u just think it's "muh Jew doctor shills" then u urself should go to a doctor for an autism diagnosis. My ex was Borderline, scary as shit. Felt bad for her
Anthony Roberts
Sounds like a lot of excuse making to me, you clearly have the ability to call out your own bullshit and you are at least somewhat aware of the possibility of change. if you say you used to think like this but then you stopped it means you didn't try enough. try again, or rollover and die. just lasting one more day for the rest of your life isn't a life at all, you need to do more than that
the idea that suicide is an exit when things get too bad is not exclusive to you, in fact a lot of people think this way that are not depressed, its common sense really. whats stopping you from doing burnouts until you're arrested, just to see what the fuck happens? it would be more interesting than barely holding on day after day - plus you can always hang yourself in your prison cell when you hit the end of the road
Disregarding OP's bullshit, how do I get a qt twink bf like the one in the picture?
Cameron Edwards
Go to They know everything about it. ;)
Jayden Reyes
>The fact that you're asking if you're gonna make it tells me that you're bullshitting yourself if you think you cant get better.
I don't follow that logic. Also I can't get better cause my depression is caused by my small circumcised penis which is unchangable.
Hunter Baker
I recently realised that we robots are the chosen ones. Were the only people in the western world with the ability to become heroes. If youre given an easy life and succeed you havent really accomplished anything. Normies who are ignorant to how truely suffering life can be will never have the underdog experience of conquering life, they will bever be complete. Like dantes inferno weve travelled to the absolute deepest level of hell and regardless of whats to blame its our responsibility to escape it, returning with a reward. If you want to give up and kill yourself go ahead. Maybe Im naive, maybe its a waste of effort, but at least Im not a fucking pussy.
Landon Kelly
This. Depressed Boys need to just kill themselves and stop tying up resources that could be used to help depressed women. Depressed boys know they have no value to anyone so why do they even continue to struggle? There is no point, depression cannot be cured only managed and no one wants to deal with a depressed "man" you're worthless.
Landon Rivera
Truly based user, thank you for this :)
Kevin Mitchell
why ask if you're gonna make it in the first place if you didn't want to entertain the possibility that it could happen
I can't do anything about your wang user, that truly is a heavy burden to bear. I feel for you. but its not the end, you don't have to have a monster dick to satisfy a woman
Carter Peterson
Everything said to the anons in the thread applies even more to a woman, living life on easy mode and still managing to be depressed makes you even more worthless than the very worst man could ever be.
Jacob Wood
Not to society, women have the inherent value of their vaginas which will always make them worth saving.
Justin Jenkins
>but its not the end, you don't have to have a monster dick to satisfy a woman
You need to be at least average though. It's really over for me. Also "are we gonna make it bros" or "we're all gonna make it bros" are memes, I wasn't seriously asking.
Kevin Smith
not at all, they only have value because men want to fuck them. mentally? worthless any time a woman has ever achieved something its because a man let her
Juan Carter
But what hero was ever a virgin loser in the tragic phase of his life?
I like your way of thinking, but i think us men are just the biological waste of humanity right now. We are meant to suffer and die alone, because that is how evolution works. The benefits of modern civilization has given women more economic value and therefore many men aren't needed as much anymore. Girls can find a better guy than you just by picking up their smartphones and find ten matches ready to talk with her at a moments notice.
Dominic Smith
>get the fuck off my planet >MY PLANET Get the fuck off my planet fag. idc if you're a good person or not, you do not deserve to live if you're this fucking egotistical. that's why our world's gone to shit because self centered little shits like you think you own everything and deserve it. you are worse than the self loathing people and should be killed just the same as them
Hudson Adams
>But what hero was ever a virgin loser in the tragic phase of his life? (you)
Eli Collins
tits or gtfo role-playing tard
Chase Cooper
depressed women are just as worthless so they don't deserve the help either it's a waste. Just let it be like Darwinin natural selection take its course with these people same with druggies.
Gavin Cox
> turned to weed for depression > OH user-KUN YOU'RE GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH, YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER I CAN SMELL YOUR NASTY POT FROM HERE > turn to anti-depressants/anti-anxiety meds and sleep medicine > GOOD FOR YOU user-KUN, YOU'LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AFTER FOUR WEEKS, WE'RE ALL ON THEM AND WE'RE SUCCESSFUL I miss weed.