Mom found the cumderwear
Mom found the cumderwear
James Watson
Parker Wright
>grandad found the smegma exoskeleton
Parker Long
>third uncle thrice removed unveiled the jizz-jet
Connor Kelly
>dog found the ejaculation station
Isaiah Evans
>sister stumbled upon the semen sphere
Xavier Brown
That happened to me when I was a teenager. I never lived the embarrassment down. My mom even paraded the underwear around to my sister.
My mom was fucking weird.
Logan Sanders
feelsbadman
Originali
Matthew Morales
>brother found the cum collider
Eli Wood
>dog smelled the fecal bible
Adam Hughes
>cousin found the rectal russian roulette
Henry Clark
>half brother of my father twice removed from the family tree found the sperm fill thermal bill.
Oliver Mitchell
>dad found the cum trident
Mason Lewis
>sister found the pubic parabellum
no nO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!
Robert Thomas
>uncle found the spooge sponge
Nathan Myers
>daughter dug the dick deposit
yes...yeeeesss...YEEEEESSSSS
NOW SHE WILL LEARN
Joseph Thompson
>grandma unveiled the foreskin tentacles
it's over for me
Lincoln Rodriguez
>neighbor noticed the nubile knuckles
Benjamin Young
>friends mom opened the bathroom door as i was jacking off and inserting her daughters toothbrush in my ass
i want to die.
Josiah Carter
>mommy tripped into the testicle reliquary
IT WASN'T READY YET
Hudson Morris
>cat solved the perineum riddle
Aaron King
>babysitter stood against the spermatozoa horde
HOW THE FUCK I'M GONNA EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS NOW
Cameron Morales
>hamster walked through the diarrhea portal
i knew this would happen
Owen Gray
>retarded brother unboxed the foreskin abacus
Kayden Robinson
>be me
>2011, 15 yo
>used to just cum into my hand and wipe it on the curtain next to my bed
>the curtain was black and eventually turned a shiny white/green colour and was basically rock solid
>mum bullies me for it. attempts to wash it out (it doesnt come out)
>hangs them out to dry in the back yard where everyone can see
didn't like going outside after that
Landon Fisher
>dog followed me to the rape catacombs but fell into the sperm quicksands
i miss him so much
Joshua Young
>Little brother interrupted the urethral sacrifice
Brayden Butler
>dad accidentally unlocked the testicular goblin out of his jail
Brody Diaz
>parabellum
How did your pubes declare war
Eli Cruz
>neighbour saw me using the tranny reanimator
i don't know how much time i have left
Daniel Robinson
>sister saw her underwear wrapped around my dick
Joshua Thompson
>mom broke her arms using the fart contraption
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM IT. IT'S MINE, NOT YOURS!
Caleb Cox
>sister in law found the cum recombobulator
I'm finished
Ayden Wilson
My uncle with the profession of deep-sea diving has located the jizz covered coral reefs
Charles Morris
>grandpa walked into the smegma seal
Jordan Cruz
Skilled astronauts has uncovered the cum covered asteroid
Matthew Jenkins
>mommy disturbed the semen spirits from their sleep
Nathaniel Stewart
>mama found me
Adrian Powell
>uncle found the pointless bump post
Angel Perry
>Younger brother uncovers the mystery of your browser history
Christopher Ross
>auntie Ann is acting awkward after accidentally advancing the almond artillery activator
Jordan Reyes
ITT: brainlets can't into alliteration
Carson Jackson
>cousin's boss found the semen centre
Juan Scott
>retard found the thread
Leo Gonzalez
>great uncle found the dilation station
Charles Hernandez
>doctor found the peepee pump
Jose Russell
>parole officer dug up the prostate-pus pipeline
NOOO THAT COST TWELVE BILLION DOLLARS
Cameron Morris
>father found the foreskin funeral
Jackson Gray
>>uncle found the pointless bump post
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