Any boomers going out tonight? Going to a local karaoke bar tonight. Will be singing Dont Stop Believing for sure...

They think if youre not constantly trying to cum on some poor bar girl that youre a homo. Why would you go to a bar for any other reason than getting laid? The drinks and atmosphere are a formality. Everyonr knows that.

Nice trips, though I find boomers can be fun to talk to. I met a boomer in a bar who owned a bunch of guns and he let me shoot them. An CZ75 Shadow, an AR15, an SKS, a 1911, an M1A, and a .22 pistol.

Boomers like to give younger guys advice, sadly they are out of touch and their advice would have applied in the 70's-80's it doesn't apply in the post 9/11 internet saturated world.

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Tell him youll hit on someone after he does first. He'll shut up and walk back over to his golf video game.

yeah
sing Always on my mind

Internet has sort of ruined modern dating. Its fucked.

Boomers are alright to talk to. Theyre wise and tend to be on my level with more serious topics sense theyve been around the block. Unless theyve rotted their minds away. In that case I just ask them to tell me their strip club stories and have a chuckle.

>ego the size of a planet
Boomer logic. Most of these thots are insecure as shit now that their entire self worth is based almost entirely on physical appearance.

They would still never fuck me. So.

I've got a gig at the local casino with the dadrock band I'm in. Should be pretty fun and I'll get some money.

kek, it's almost like some other people we can find in here

Go to a boomer bar if you never have before. Itll make you love your life again.

>2018
>not being able to pick up women in bars
fucking virgin losers

Oh yeah? Tell us one of your bar hook-up stories.

The irony of this post is that women label him IMMEDIATELY "That old crusty fuck fatman limping around the bar in circles telling all the women they look pretty."
You probably look autistic. Giving people high fives and shit.

I thought younger women liked older men?

I do the same thing at RSLs in Australia, reading most of the time and maybe playing a game of pool against myself, and boomers always come and talk to me.
>few lookers in ere tonoight ay??
>why are ya readin m8 the footy's on!!
Go away REEEEE.

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"Go away before I put my "footie" up your ass. This is expensive cognac and I'm at the climax of this novel's story.
Go spill your seed in the corner somewhere and leave me be."

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People with Boomer dads did you get exposed to a lot of movies and music about the 60s? Did your dad listen to folk music?

You go to a bar to get so wasted you forget all your problems imo

Dad born in '56 here. He was more into 70s stuff and listened to nothing except the soft/classic rock radio station. Every day. For hours on end. Even at the cottage when that was our only source of media.

Yeah, born in 1990, didn't know that new music was made after the early 1980s, since parents only listened to oldies on radio and never bought music. I was homeschooled until highschool and only found out new music was still being made at the age of 14

Was he into folk music like John Denver or Peter Paul and Mary?

My dad liked music before his time too. He showed me late 30s, 40s, and 50s music. He'd play music like the Everly Brothers or Buddy Holly. He showed me big band music Glenn Miller and later standards music like the Rat Pack.

>was feeling bad last night
>went out to a bar alone to hopefully just hang out and watch some sports
>boomers literally could not stop trying to talk to me, at least five (5) different instances over the course of an hour of them coming up to say something random to me for no reason
>bartender is a female boomer
>"You're real popular tonight!" with that damn boomer smile
Won't be doing that again ever.

Were other Millennials raised by their Boomer parents to be extra sensitive to differences and detect the outsider? It's like the only way to talk to mosy of them is to be exactly the same. I didn't turn out this way so it had to be some secret upbringing thing I'm not aware of.

>Sitting at bar talking to girl I knew.
>She leaves when we're done with our drinks, but I stay because the jukebox is on a run of songs I like.
>Sitting there just enjoying myself, .ake eye contact with random girl at other table.
>I nod at her when she doesn't immediately look away, she picks her drink up and comes over.
>She smalltalks about nothing, talking about the other two people from the table she was at.
>She invites me to go back to her place.
>It's me, her, and a guy and girl just sitting in her living room drinking and not talking.
>I think, fuck it, I am never going to see these people again, let's see what I can get away with.
>Start unbuttoning the one girls shirt out of nowhere.
>She giggles instead of getting mad.
>Ended up fucking both girls, who tried to get me to fuck the dude too.
>I did not fuck the dude, but I kind of wish I'd have blown my load on him from a distance too fully establish my dominance. Probably could have gotten away with it.
>Woke up the next morning and wanked on the first girls stomach just because.
>Went home and never saw them again.

I won't suggest anybody involved in this was pretty, but it was a pretty good evening of degeneracy.

Thunderstruck by AC/DC. The A is for original post

Request Time of the Season by the Zombies or No Sugar Tonight by the Guess Who.

Modern day conservatives were spanked. Modern day liberals were raised by hippies and were grounded.
Simple.

>wanked on the first girls stomach

What compulses someone to do this?

Fuck yeah. Also, For Whom The Bells Toll - Metallica

I enjoyed listening to the older music, they liked all music from the 30s til the 80s. It just sucked and cemented my loser status throughout highschool when people found out I knew nothing of music from like 1984 until 2004. I didn't know any of it existed. I thought they stopped making music in the early 1980s. I was the weird kid who listened to 50s and 60s music.

>Internet has ruined modern dating
Then don't use the internet for dating.

Were they into older shows? Half of the shows I watched were from the 50s to 70s.

Hogan's Heroes
Laverne and Shirley
Are You Being Served?
Mr. Bean
F Troop
Gomer Pyle
The Munsters
Fraiser

these were the main ones

>tfw when you can't drive and the only bar within walking distance burned down

And how the fuck am I supposed to do that when everyone else uses the internet for dating?