Are there any medical doctors on r9k I have to ask a question

are there any medical doctors on r9k I have to ask a question

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describe ye ailment ye smelly peasant

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I can help
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am doctor pls ask away

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What is the question little dude

hopefully you all are actually doctors

but my dick and balls ache. if both are aching, its probably not testical cancer right? wouldn't only the balls hurt?

You have what we in the neet community call "Blue Balls".
Due to no sex you are aching, solution buy a hooker.
Am Doctorn.

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says youre a meme doctor

Honestly just go right away to hospital I had testicular torsion recently and if had decided not to go it would have been bye bye balls

>I need a doctor
>has blue balls

This fuckin guy

>but my dick and balls ache. if both are aching, its probably not testical cancer right? wouldn't only the balls hurt?
It could be epididymis or testicular torsion. I don't believe it would be testicular cancer, but you should really go to a doctor and have them check it out.

This isn't to scare you but to give you a heads up: they may have to give you a prostate exam.

bye bye balls hello freedom (no more desire for roasties)

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stop being a pussy and go see a doctor, it's not that bad
god i fucking hate this board why do i come here

>bye bye balls hello freedom (no more desire for roasties)
>cue ridiculous amounts of health problems
No exit, user.

torsion says severe pain. id rate my pain a 1 out of 10.

It could stil be an infection if you get a urine test done they could tell you pretty quickly and prescribe some anti biotics if it's something like orchitis which can occur natruly as I presume you didn't get it from an sti

when did it start
recent trauma to the groin?
how long have you had pain; sudden or gradual onset
have you been edging and not nutting
does it hurt when pee

more details you raging faggot

i went to the doctor two days ago when my penis started to ache (testicle pain is new), she said that there was no urinary tract infection, she inspected my penis and there was nothing

penis pain started three days ago
balls started to hurt last night
no trauma
gradual onset
haven't jerked off in a few days
doesn't hurt when I pee

if its torsion I'm so fucked

Doctor here,

i will need a pic of your dick and balls and wear some cute socks

Who could be the mastermind behind this post I see before me?

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>she inspected my penis and there was nothing
brutal!