Get to rolling

My character identifies as a trans-igger and you must respect my choice.

hey babe you know they say you are what you eat well guess what im a cat ;)

Trans-nigger

Who am I

>court wizard
I remember when last time I was a beast tamer
Now this,
is going to be fun

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oh wait
I'm a nigger wizard

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I’m a robot bard.

rolling to take a shit on the palace lawn

rolling to learn how to properly take a shit

AYO HOL UP
I STILL NEED A COMPANION
*casts beast tame*
IMMA CALL YOU TYRONE

rolling to fuck this im taking a nap

>the cat is the fucking king

For the record I ain't gay, just a trap

yeah about that
nah cunt

Does that make the king an evil cat?

*casts beast tame again*
u wot cunt

WILE THERES THIS FAT FULL OF SHIT ARROGANT CHILDISH MOTHER FUCKING ASS RUDE ASSHOLES HERE, THIS SHIT GOING NO PLACE, BUT A SHOOT IN THEIR FUCKING HEAD.

yeah now conjure me up some fuckin catnip. or do you only claim to know magic as an excuse to wear a dress
really view myself as more of a chaotic evil kinda feline
look here ya mate how about ya piss off before i have my guards toss you into the dungeon for being a dense cunt

Rolleroni

I start playing nickelbacks greatest hits.

Roll to snatch the king's gold chain

>0
>accidentally cast fireball on self
>KA
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>smoke is seen from the wizard tower
>-35hp

I summon snakes to stop you

rolle rolle

by decree of the king, ALL able bodied subjects must castrate themselves and offer their genitals to me (the king)

I try to cop it again

rollin

HANDS OFF

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Fuck no

rolling for money

well, youre not actually required to obey me
but anyone else would be in serious trouble!!!!

I dindu nuffin massah! This here chain is mine!

fuck
what are the rules for money

rolling to leave claw marks in your furniture

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hey king im a noble gib money

rolling persuasion to get money from king cat

Fucking die retard.

that mo-fuckin cat yo...fuck you tyrone
>tries to crawl to potion cabinet and open it

Roll to steal the queen.

if you get my royal chain back you can have it
stay mad peasentcuck
>being so disliked by youre are own mother you have to steal her
haha loser!!!

farming xp for levels

>9
>find 10 lean infused healing potions
>drink 4, back to full health

rolling to steal chain for king

gib money pls

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Mommy hit me!

Roll to steal back king's chain

rolling to create a system to prosecute and punish criminals

re

haha everyone lynch the nigger
rolling for damage

our justice is a justice of the people
help with the lynching

ZAP MUTHAFUCKA
>casts lightning bolt on your ass

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Roll to charge the noble with a hate crime

die

rocks fall
take damage

quads get

lmao new prince

oh shit
a prince

Rolling, I am Lord Bear the Pyroautismo

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY ALLY
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU HAD YOUR EYE ON MY CROWN YOU FILTHY JEW

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ZAP BITCH
>casts another lightning bolt

also with dubs you die
get fukd nig nog

I'm still your ally
I'm just also your son now
how i was born from a cat i have no idea but it just works

Rollin

I WUZ UNARMED!

Roll for new character

rolling to change occupation to merchant
lmao
dance for me jester

The fuck do I do as a pyro

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HE DINDU NUFFIN
>casts fireball on you for revenge on my fellow nigga

fuck yeah
okay as merchant i (roll to)implement taxes
everyone pay 2 gold or I'll charge interest of 1 gold per 3 replies
fuck off
no hurting your hierarchs

wait gotta update health

>does a drive-by magic missile attack on you
YOU KILLED MAH NIGGA

Reroll for new tripcode for new character

>dance for me jester
I cast a fire in my hands while tap dancing
I tap dance with fiery passion in the name of the king

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motherfucker
shoulda fired back
anyways haunting you now

*casts Banishment*
BEGONE TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD

I burn a hole in your corpse
>9
I fuck the hole
>6
Noice

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I attempt to prove the king is really a jew

Hey, it's been long since i last saw one of these, rolling!

Rolling to give free handjobs to anyone who wants them.

banishment banishes people to different planes
you don't know shit about magic
rolling to spook you

trips get

>888
WE

WUZ

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KANGZ

AND

SHIET

roll

our ancestors eated big
now we left with small unflavor and some fake shit.
but lets keep pretending nothing did happen, actualy things are better now, they did a great job, builded a great future for us.

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if dubs i give you a debilitating mental illness from big spook

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can you 2 cracka's help get rid of this ghost for me?