>ywn be a boomer, living in the best lifetime there is.
>ywn experiance the ease of finding a jon out of high school and buying a home
>ywn know what its like to be in the 70's or 80's, when the world was at its peak and the women were wife material
Why did I have to be born a millinial. This era sucks. Everyones a degenerate and the internet has ruined everything. Let me be a boomer, damn it! Please!!!
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I'm the same. I want to be born in 1946 so I could go to Woodstock and hitch hike across the country doing lots of LSD. Not fair.
I want to be born in 1960. A teen in the 70's, college in the 80's, 30's in the 90's, then who gives a fuck after that because the world goes down the shitter.
Yep. Sure is nice. You wish u's a boomer, snowflake.
>tfw a meme boomer born in 1989
At least I got to experience a little of the pre-social media/smartphone world
Everything went to shit in 2008
And they got to be individuals. Whereas if we show one ounce we're attacked even in adulthood. It pisses me off. Also in their day your life wasn't over if your social skills weren't perfect. You could easily get the office job and everyone there were friends. They also got to hav good pop culture. Freedom was valued. Why am I stuck in an era where freedom and genuineness and individuality are hated? Why was I forced to be born in a time I disagree with?
I don't see snowflake as an insult. It just means you don't cow down to the everyone should be the same bullshit.
I want to be born in 1927 like my grandpa.
They should make a movie out of this Wojack picture. Call its Boomer At The Beach. All the boomer wants to do is get drunk with his friends on his fishing boat and fall into the ocean and nearly drown. But, OH NO! His wife is MAKING him take his trangendered millinial son-to-daughter with a shaved head!! A bunch of hijinks happen like the millennial scaring off the fishes by rocking the boat while dildoing his asshole. Or accidently cumming on the motor, shorting it and stranding them in the middle of the ocean!
A movie fun for the whole family! Fron generations A to zed, youre sure to laugh!!!
there are more jobs than people in the united states right now
you can literally go into a small business, ask to see the manager, and shake his hand for a job right now
I want to get born in the 40's and go to 'Nam as a Huey pilot
It's literally my biggest dream
Not to mention rap is literally worshipped now. Back then rock was in its prime. Imagine going to see AC/DC LIVE. When they were in their 20's themselves.
This era isn't much different
>Be me
>Graduated high school last year
>Got a job 4 days after graduation
>Am on job #4 since graduation
>Going to uni for trade
>Didn't do great in highschool but still get free ride from a grant
It's not that hard, you just have to try
I want to make it about a NEET 32 year old Millennial who sleeps and browses the web all day and doesn't want a job. His dad forces him to get a job and hilarity ensues.
I'd wanna see the Doors, Cream, or Deep Purple in the 60s. Or Love or Ultimate Spinach, Jefferson Airplane, or Strawberry Alarm Clock. 1962 to 1976 had the best music.
Youre onto something. This could be the opening to the movie. Hmm.
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Somebody should make a film adaptation
People with Boomer dads did your dad listen to folk music? I was raised on songs like Puff the Magic Dragon.
I want to be born in the 40s either as a war baby or early Boomer.
you would've just died of AIDS, guaranteed
Somebody should make a movie startibg with this exact scene, with Louis as the MC, i would watch the shit out of that
Most Americans born in 1946 never went to Woodstock. Most were born in small conservative towns. They stayed conservative and remain conservative to this day.
Most of them didn't go but don't most of them idolize Woodstock and the hippies?
That publisher is right, you should kill yourself