>be me
>name keys "my virginity"
>lose keys
>technically lost my virginity
>technically had sex
Seeya later, virgins
Be me
Dominic Gonzalez
Jordan Wood
this is either really smart bait or a really stupid post
Eli Sanchez
50 brownie points, young lad.
Aaron Collins
OP here, just retarded bait I thought up
Justin Nguyen
>be me
>nickname death "virgins"
too bad, Chad
Jayden Walker
retarded in its aspect of being unoriginal? or is this post again bait?
Josiah Bennett
I meant I was being retarded and making a dumb joke
Kevin Ward
its hard to tell now a days
if i knew there was a nice robot behind the post i wouldnt have gotten mad
have a nice day
Oliver Martin
wat do you mean by that?
Benjamin Howard
its hard to tell between people making dumb jokes, retards, baiters, and newfags nowadays**
if i had known that there was a nice robot behind the OP, i wouldnt have been so aggitated and passive aggressive in my responses since i have nothing against lazily joking around**
have a nice day desu**
Kayden Butler
I realized I fucked up
I misunderstood your comment
Sorry fellow robot
Parker Hughes
Why don't you two kiss already?
Carson Hernandez
despite r9k becomine a breeding ground for faggots, im not gay
seriously though i was just trying to right my wrong :C dont get mad at me
Joshua Jenkins
But if you don't kiss the story turns sad
Charles Morris
nice
... nice
not bad
David Myers
maybe for some hypersexual freak it would
i think it can remain happy and wholesome for all healthy onlookers though
Ian Ortiz
OP here
What have I done
What the fuck have I done
Asher Howard
DO IT user MAKE THIS A GOOD ONE SMMOSH YOUR LIPS TOGETHER FORCE YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT AS YOU MAKE OUT PASSIONATELY AND FINALLY PUT YOUR DICK UP HIS ASS AND RELEASE YOUR CUM IN HIS GLORIOUS LOOSE ASSHOLE
David Nguyen
Does this jpeg satisfy you
Gabriel Rivera
you need help, my friend
nothing against OP, but i will now ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NOT KISS OP
are you baiting me too? i dont like it very much
Bentley Carter
this is actually one of the better threads in the catalogue right now
does anyone use those little sticky key locator things that you can find with an app?
that exists, right?
Luis Roberts
I appreciate your contribution to the thread
Lincoln Brown
Sort of but it hasn't given me closure
I told you it was just a little bit of gay sex why can't you do this for me user
Thanks man at least someone appreciates and thanks me
Nathaniel Jones
OP here, is there a way to give you closure without the gay sex?
Dylan Flores
A lot of these jokes are prtty dumb but this one was kinda funny. Thanks OP
Angel Johnson
>closure without the gay sex?
Brody Parker
It's all right lads I'll just jerk off to normal porn hope you have a good night buddies may we do the big gay another day
Jack Hughes
Oh shit
I just sounded more gay by saying that