Finally caved from the loneliness and saw an escort yesterday

>finally caved from the loneliness and saw an escort yesterday
>we went to dinner and it was a bit weird because I'm 18 and she was in her late 30s so the way she talked to me made it feel like I was on a date with my mom
>tried to have sex with her but I was too nervous/couldn't get hard and I started crying a little
>when I calmed down she just held me and stroked my hair until I fell asleep
>tfw this experience cost me nearly all of my savings
Tell me about your experiences with hookers/escorts, robots.

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>he got the mommy gf experience

don't go to older escorts dude. go for cuties in their early 20's. women become really lame and corny once they hit 30. i fucked a 35 year old woman and i was repulsed afterwards in the way a hot girl is when a gross dude is acting thirsty around them.

i recommend you go to thailand and fuck some young SEA bunnies.

oh god i wish i was the escort
i wish i had someone to care for and understand and love when they need it most and are the most scared god
i want that so bad im crying

>go for cuties in their early 20's
That was my original plan but I still live at home and the one I saw was the only one in my area that did incalls.

Sounds like money well spent. You got to touch another human being.

this is autism on a level I have never seen before. congrats

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>tried to have sex with her but I was too nervous/couldn't get hard
I have a feeling this is going to happen to me when I finally have a chance to get laid. It scares the shit out of me.

You're 18 you're basically still a kid , You don't need to worry about escorts until 25+ virginity

I have the opposite fear. I'll probably be the hardest I've ever been and explode the moment I touch her.

>spending money on escorts at 18

maybe invest your money in something more useful. Like a therapist. I'm sure you'll have better experiences afterword

She probably didn't care about you and only did it for the money. If you didn't fuck her, she would at least give you your money back

Should have bought a sex doll, seriously almost all of your savings went to some roastie who was just fainting affection who's most likely riding someone else's dick as we post

Too bad you're not into guys. You sound like the perfect bottom.

source?
!organically

honestly makes me sad that posts like this are fake

theyre not. im going through a lot right now and all i want to do is redirect all this energy into someone so i can be happy too in that way, i love to love

not falling for this again
gonna go be miserable on my own now

Pretty sure is Ryo Agawa

Enjoy fap

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fuck you man im miserable too and in pain
but rather than fucking sit here id rather give out as much love as the pain i am feeling, so when whoever needs it feels it, they feel happy, and in turn i am happy, so love cures us both

>be me
>18
>in foreign shit smelling central american country
>el salvador
>one day my uncle asks me if i have ever had experience with girls
>am robot so no
>ay mijo lets go to this place tommorrow
>lad takes me to a salvadorean titty bar
> we sit down and the girls introduce themselves, they do this with everh guest
>sit down
>uncles get drinks
>thicc 8/10 brown girl notices me all jittery and nervous
>get even more drunk
>buy her a drink
>she grabs my hand and takes me upstairs to what looks like a comfy bedroom
>gets in her knees and sucks my throbbing schlong
>fuck her from behind
>i get tired so i lay down,
>she begins rimming me
>unironically FEELS GOOD MAN
>fuck her even more
>bust in her mouth
>uncles pay her
>too drunk to even function
>walk around some shitty mall afterwards wishing i could go back
get yourself a qt latina chick, lads they are worth while.

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you're not a girl so I don't care

do you regret it?
I think if you go to her again next time it'll be easier than going to a completely new one. Pic?

The truth is, that is normal. For a robot sex is interpreted by the brain as a high risk situation meaning you produce adrenalin which in turn kills boners. I advised robots before to have viagra with them at times like this at least because of the psychological security. When in doubt say, BRB bathroom, and swallow that shit. Works in less than 10 minutes

Based Misaki, bless you for wanting to save us

you're like catcher in the rye

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>resorting to hookers at age 18
Why? You still have a few years before you need to get desperate. Im 20 and i think ive got another year before i need to start worrying about why im still a virgin

Sometimes older women can be better. But i don't expect a man who likes SEA whores to know good.

if you don't lose it before 16 ur a weirdo. before 19 ur a iredeemable freak.

yeah, what's up with that. I'd rather fuck a doll lol since they're like lifeless corpses. Just pre-heat that doll to human temp and you'll have a better time

Gib link so we can judge your failure

Let us see the escort OP, I want to see if I can not be a loser too.

Seconding these, pls post mommy gf escort

>getting an 8/10 to lick ur asshole
i dont think you're telling the whole truth

I was disappointed that I didn't get to have sex but I don't regret it. It was just nice to have somebody there, to be with someone, even if it's all for money. I don't have any friends, I've never had a girlfriend, I hardly see my parents, I don't have anyone.

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>cave in to urges at the age of 18
This generation is doomed. At least I held until 28 before I had my first escort experience.

THICCCCCCCCCCC man nice

18 is young enough that it's not weird but if you must then just go to rubmaps and get a full service Asian massage they are so
Submissive even you cucks won't be nervous

And you are a giant faggot

It was probably weird for her too. Fucking 18, you're still a baby, OP.