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spend me dole on sosij role

yumyum

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Tilde was servicing all the lads and it got shut down for health and safety

I'm not DM.

>disrespecin my frens
NOT TOLERATED

Literally cannot stop eating yoghurt
Is yoghurt bad for you?

only if it contains potassium benzonate or something

>Tfw you will never beat up bait user with your frens

why live

Caught DC trying to flush the chatlogs down the toilet

What brand lad? Oreyano

What do you think bait user looks like?

I have always considered myself to be dumb, average at best but not the brightest. Despite this I have to work with the most fucking retarded colleagues at work. These fucking apes are actually illiterate. They have the simplest job in the world and manage to fuck it up. I've seen better English from fucking foreigners. Imagine having to be a human fucking spell/grammar checker for adults. That is pretty much my job at this point. Blogpost over. Any other anons have to work with monkeys?

I should add more people to the frenship

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Skyer or skier or something. Mum bought a massive tub then fucked off to barcelona for a week

Why would these things not be checked by the word processor?

There's a fucking mosquito, he's to fast for me what do I do?

Apu posting fren shit is complete and utter cancer

Probably some skinny fat soi boy looking faggot with a quiff

decent radio today lads, missed it a bit.

realise that you and the mosquito are one

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Have to wake up at 6am
>nosleep

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>mosquito
This is a true brit thread m8

The software we use has no error checking built into it, this still isn't an excuse for being borderline illiterate. I can't tell if they are just lazy or plain retarded, most likely a mixture of both.

Do you think artists who plaster their face on every album cover come across as narcissistic?

me pls
t.dream fren

Sitting here thinking about dmanonce and his chatlogs...

>noncing

NOT TOLERATED

youtube.com/watch?v=B_pi376qR4I
what we feeling to tonight

Looking through the year 4 sports day pictures with the comfy discord frens

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Friendly reminder Death Chan admits to posting really mean things anonymously

Better then an edgy naked kid in a swimming pool

Does he? Not surprised, he can be a cunt.

>he tries to break up frens but he just makes their bond stronger
MISSION FAILED

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sounds a little bit noncey lod

Not really tbqh m8y

On discord: send me your nudes you little slut or I'll tell your parents you've been talking to me

On britfeel: Hello fren hope you had a nice day!! *hugs*

T. Bait user seething that he is not a fren

Its alright mate, the community might hate you but you always have yourself

>MISSION FAILED
What dm said when they went for a short bald effeminate paedophile instead

mmm yeah seeth some more laddy

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What's this fren thing

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are you still seething about discord tilde?

I MOUNT AND FUCK
SHE ASKS ME TO PUNCH HER IN THE RIBS
I OBLIGE BEFORE SHE FINISHES HER SENTENCE
I FUCK FOR HOURS, BUT IT DID NOT USED TO BE THE CASE
WHEN I WAS IN LOVE, I CAME EARLIER AND ALL TOO SOON
NOW I AM OUT OF LOVE AND FEEL ABOVE, I FUCK FOR HOURS
I STAND UP, PLACE ONE LEG ON THE BED AND PUSH MY HIPS FORWARD AND LEAN BACK SLIGHTLY
I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AT MY REFLECTION AND SMILE
I LOOK DOWN AT HER, PLACE MY HAND AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND WITH MY OTHER HAND I USE IT TO CONTROL MY SEX ORGAN TO SLAP IT ON HER LIPS AND FACE
I GROW HARDER, SHE MOANS AS I USE THE TOP SIDE OF MY FOOT TO RUB HER
I MOTION WITH MY HAND FOR HER TO OPEN HER MOUTH WIDE
SHE OBEYS
I CLOSE MY EYES AND PUSH FORWARD UNTIL I HEAR HER CHOKING
AGAIN, AGAIN, AND AGAIN
I HAVE BEEN LIVING FOR 25 YEARS AND HAVE NEVER SHOT MY LIFE FORCE ANYWHERE OTHER THAN MY OWN HAND OR DEEP WITHIN A CUNT
TODAY IS NO DIFFERENT............

WHOS THIS WHORE LAD

discord is far worse than Jow Forums

wouldnt even bother going to discord

Some insta Russian bitch

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It really is lod

Nonce buzzwod innit lad

Got an invite to the disc

>Ever post calling out scum of the earth must be one person

I assure you there are lot more lads not turning a blind eye in here

DROPPED

YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY FUCK A BITCH WHO HAS """"CLOUT""""""" FROM THE NET

FIND A RANDOM WHO HAS NO SOCIAL MEDIA OR DOESNT CARE FOR IT

Friendly reminder every fren poster is literally a nonce. They have all nonce posted before.

nah not in any servers, i just dm gaming friends

Lads, might be talking to a girl on the phone soon from another country, literally have no idea what to talk about help

what type of pantsu she has on

iDM est une nonce, mes amis!

Put OP image back right now

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That is the dream. There is a girl who walks down my ten foot with black hair and looks like Jane from the breaking bad, No social media, has no one but her dog
>only can dream

objectively not true, no idea what you mean

how did you connect with her?

Can anyone give me some work advice? There's this one colleague I can't stand being alone with, it's so awkward. Yesterday we were sitting alone together at lunch and we didn't make conversation for like 10 minutes, not a single bit of eye contact either. I'm starting to get really uncomfortable with it and I don't know how to solve it at this point and also DManon is a nonce

i dedicate this song to you seeth poster
youtube.com/watch?v=DYehnj8slD8

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Jim Jeffries is a fucking cunt he's not funny either

I don't really see a problem here, just don't sit near them if you don't want to socialise

I dedicate this one to DManonce

youtube.com/watch?v=7b_mGtKXMUM

He used to be but he sold out

DManon guilty as charged

Unironically, what is your problem? do you find it funny calling dm a nonce or do you actually believe it. no giggles now, only truth.

No, he's a nonce. And I'm one many who won't stand for it

anyone here have parents who charge digs?
my folks demand 200 a month
probably time to move tf out

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remember, all trips are larps

he's nothing more than a loud shitposter

This as to be a shitpost right? link the comments pls for giggles

Same man, yesterday I fell asleep at 11pm, I've been doing such a good job of sleeping at a normal time. Then today I feel really sad for some reason, and I lay awake all night instead. Luckily I only have to be up at 9 but I'll still be tired all day.

Nah my parents let me live here free of charge although I think they expect me to move out within 5 years which is far enough

Mine openly let me live here for free and on the entire top floor.

Not that it surprises me, but when did he say this?
He's only young.

>Tried grooming an underage tranny
>Not a nonce

You can add Zeus to that list too, who outright admitted it.

100 of my 250 bennies a week. Makes it a bit harder to save up for a car and driving lessons but whatever.

Why is it all so shit?

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You will need 10 lessons maximum before your test imo

youtube.com/watch?v=cX8szNPgrEs

makes me cry lads

Why do we play videogames? Its not a pastime- its a hellish time sink. We've all been wasting our time. We could of learnt a new language or made our perfect game yet we stagnate- match after match, improving nothing but our K:D's

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One of there best songs. Check out there cover of suicide is painless

>playing video games
lmao are you 16?

I can imagine DM probably was flirting with homelessfag online. Along with Andrew. Zeus admitted he'd fuck it. Plenty of other lads here. Desperate lads probably wanking to the selfies posted in thread. Same with this new smolfag.

Let's be honest the lads here are pretty lonely and probably do suspect shit.
The whole pushing the agenda "XX is a nonce" is clearly a political move and nothing else.
Somebody decides they want to ruin somebody's reputation. Or it could be the person themself calling themself a nonce to push their personality. Could be a whole multitude of things. God fucking knows.
But at the end of the day. We are all mateys. Alright.

Done and dusted.

>leggy and abs day complete
>shake consumed and chill vibes in full swing
Tips for a chill night lads?

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Watch child genius tv show on channel 4 bruv. Makes you feel dumb and not so bad about ya shit life.

I like winding up pakis on gta online.

stop playing mutliplayer shit unless its with mates
play single player experiences in your freetime, you'll play less but get more relaxation and satisfaction

I rarely play video games. When I'm NEET I browse /britfeel/, watch tv shows, masturbate a lot, and eat.
Why do we do anything?

How did England go wrong? In your own words.