Do doctors make fun of their patients behind their backs?

do doctors make fun of their patients behind their backs?

Attached: IMG_0471.jpg (480x480, 43K)

fk off lachlan

No but nurses do, ask lachlan

Attached: image.jpg (1840x996, 710K)

Nah, people are super forgettable especially since they see so many, you may come up once in a while at a dinner party if your case is especially extreme though

i assume they encounter too many people who are embarrassing to really feel the need

Yes. I speak to nurses and doctors my entire shift at work.

Yes they do, what makes you think they wouldnt?

As someone who works in a hospital, unless you do something incredibly out of the ordinary, theyll forget you before lunch. If you do something memorable, theyll forget you in a week.

What if the girl behind the reception desk was in my class at school? Will she tell others I went to school with about my problems?

Yes. But you have to do a lot to get the Dr's attention enough for them to remember you for jokes. Everyone else in the hospital will make jokes about any and everything.

Why the fuck would they remember you when their next patient is going to be some morbidly obese boomer with a shit infested crusty asshole thats become infected and has maggots feasting on it

I also have bowel problems along with mental health and require my mum to escort me.

How old are you?

Just go into the doctors by yourself, tell mummy to wait outside/in the car

I'm 26, can't go on my own or else I freeze up and panic.

Yes, we do, sometimes if we're iin gropu we do it in front of the pacients
Here's a story
>be me
>med school with classmates
>doing simple cirurgical procedures, such as sutures, in actual people
>guy comes in, says he was playing voleyball while drunk, then he fell with his ass into a glass that was on the floor
>we ask him to tak his pants off
>omgshitisuglydownthere.gif
>his ass was all hairy and shit, and was full of blood and pieces of glass
>me and the other med students starts to make fun of his ass in front of him
best day of med school

Attached: 1533319805300.jpg (600x528, 39K)

Do the females like to play with penis during penis and ball exams?

No, most think it's gross
I'm a male and I mostly never think anything about we're studying, I just treat it like studying material, like a book, be it pacients, corpses, anything
But as for the males, most like to get hot women when it comes to gynecology and obstetrics, but this is very rare, most are ugly and/or old

What happens if a patient gets an erection during an examination? I did once when an old woman was checking a lump in my balls.

I was going to say "no qualified doctor would write that badly" but then I remembered the absolute bloody state of healthcare

Doctors are people too and need time to unwind and chill.

This is internet, also it's 5 am here. I can't sleep and I'm not qualified yet, almost, but not yet
We try to pretend nothing happened kek, but depends, when we're still in med school we may make fun of it, but after graduating we try to take things more seriously

Just to add, English is ONE of the languages I speak, it isn't my mother-tongue, actually I speak 3 languages: portuguese, english and spanish