I'm trying to assimilate with the normies Jow Forums, what should I do?

I'm trying to assimilate with the normies Jow Forums, what should I do?

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Slap a guy's ass and wink at him later or no balls

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They have a DJ and everything, I'm kinda just sitting here, am I supposed to do something?

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Idk how to even begin to do something like that

you have to assert some dominance
go to the chadiest guy there and tell him he is a fag

You were never a robot if you look like that. Gtfo Chad

I tried doing that but the guy said he had a boyfriend

watch sportsball, post fuck drumpf on social media, watch whatever capeshit movie is in theaters right now, and complain about the weather and traffic.

Sit in the corner, get drunk, and cry.
Always works for me.

I tried that but no one comes, I'm on mobile and can post pics because the file is too big, im using a compressor but it's not working

Do you literally saw logs for a living?
Have you ever even handled an axe?
No?
THEN SHAVE OFF THE DAMNED LUMBERKEK BEARD

Fuck you, I know girls like beards so I keep it, also I'm a little chubby so it hides my chin

This is too hard to try to get images

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>I'm trying to assimilate with the normies
>a literal onions boy
kill yourself

Should I pretend I'm gay? Will that get me attention?

I'm just gunna go home

just yell "NIGGERS" and wait for the reactions

dem crazy eyes.
i have them too

Go jump off a bridge faggot

You'll do just fine. You have the looks. Don't drop spaghetti.

Shave that disgusting cum catcher and pube mustache. Wearing your biking jacket like that makes you look like a douche. If it's not a bike jacket, it still makes you look retarded.