Hey cunts, I'm an exterminator and I'm drinking, asking me certain things

Hey cunts, I'm an exterminator and I'm drinking, asking me certain things.

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Do you believe extraterrestrials have visited our planet and abducted humans?

Hi user, here's my question:
Certain things?
Well you said to me ask you kek

Perhaps not abduction but it would be nice if aliens were real and visited this planet.

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Some guy's apartment I went to, everything was covered in bedbugs. his kitchen was a wreck.

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Did he pay your bill on time?

I put down two bags of this every few months so I'll never need you.

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post more pics if you have them! this is super bad. my skin is crawling just looking at it

How good are you at killing bugs?

Public housing, I'm sure they did.

Awesome, I get don't get any bonuses if i do more treatments.

I don't take many pics, usually just trying to get out of the place as quickly as I can while doing my job.

Moderately good, I have much to learn.

whats the worst house youve ever seen?

How do you get rid of roaches? I'm fucking terrified of them.

how would you kill this kind of bug?

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Are you in any way shape or form like Dale gribble

jesus christ, how do people live like this? how does it not reach a point where they think "hey i ought to do something about this"?

A 9 bedroom house near downtown, you could see signs of bedbugs along the front door.

Bedbugs usually don't travel further than 6 feet from the people they feed on.

A number of ways, if you live in an apartment if someone next to you has them they'l spread to you eventualy, you could get fod or something sent to you that has cockroaches, they could come from outside, although that's much rarer.

How do I get your job? Originalo

Apply, I had no prior experience and wasn't really interested in the profession, but I was out of work and saw an ad so I applied. starting wage was crap but it rose quickly, especially after state certification.

Woops, sorry about that, inebriated, something you can do is spread diatomaceous earth around behind your stove and fridge, READ THE LABEL, and in little cracks and crevices, if you actively have them, you can try self treating or calling someone but if you're just trying to prevent them that's a cheap easy thing to do.

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I like guns.

I don't know. I've been to some places where you'd have to either be blind or actively ignoring the disgusting things going on in the home. I assume mental illness.

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I'll give one bump.

What we do to kill wasps is we use a duster to shoot dust inside the nest, it doesn't kill everything immediately, you dust'em, then come back later, if you need to. That is is they're underground nests, which are much harder to control.

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C'mon Jow Forums lets get some content that isn't you guys bitching about being virgins.

NIGGER, who is the FINAL BOSS in your job?

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Who is the exemplar of your profession, and why is it John Goodman?

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