Do you have daddy issues or mommy issues?

Do you have daddy issues or mommy issues?
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my mother crash landed my life into the earth with her BPD crazy bullshit.

I have never experienced intimacy in my life and the super ironic part is this is why I will never get a gf

why not an option for both?
tally my votes in boss

I want a mommy gf, does that count?

you can select both

is it because you had mommy issues?
I want a mommy gf because see:

I don't think I have mommy issues.

Why do you think you want a mommy gf then?
And how would you describe a mommy gf, what kinds of features come with that?

what would she be like, and what would you do together?

What if it is neither?

You're probably just repressing your trauma
Your personality was formed during early childhood, and your parents are most likely responsible for how fucked up you are

I don't really know actually. I want to call my gf mommy, and have her treat me in a certain way.

50/50

Huh, split right down the middle at the moment.

how would she treat you?
even if it's just a feeling I'm interested in it

Yeah dad beat me up and abused me verbally and even didn't let me have dinner or lunch intentionally even though I was underweight.
Also he called me a Homo all the time because he was in denial and now I'm gay, thanks dad.

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This image gives me the same kind of feeling, I don't really know how to describe it. Almost treating me like a kid

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Did you at least suck his dick? Haha

that would be nice
did your real mother give you intimacy and love?

No, he divorced my mom when he was 45 to go fuck 30yo twins.

My parents were laying around the house drunk 24/7 my whole life. I didn't pay much attention to it and locked myself in the computer room. Don't think I have either.

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Damn, he's living the dream. What a lucky bastard.

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She did actually, which is why I said I didn't have mommy issues. So idk where this came from

how do you support your lifestyle? are you still shut in or do you have a job now?

I assume everyone else is voting for both, too.
If you're here, it's a safe bet.

I voted Mommy issues because I didn't realize you could vote both.

>how do you support your lifestyle?
Leech off parents.
>are you still shut in or do you have a job now?
Still a shut in

Meant twinks.
Anyways idk if you can call it lucky but he's lucky career wise because he got into uni after not graduating from high school and he finished his art school and during the time he was here he made pretty big money from his studio.

>Meant twinks
What a difference a letter makes

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Sorry I forgot to press K

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I don't have "issues" per se. My dad is loving but I do see the flaws in his parenting that I know if weren't there would've made me a better person. It was good enough nonetheless though so I don't have "issues."

>now I'm gay
>now
lmao fucking faggots

>mom and dad were non-existent through all my life
>grow up a mentally unstable, anxious and depressed pussy bitch
>society expecting me to be women's father figure
>everyone surprised when I turn out as a submissive little faggot
>apparently deserve to be hung for becoming my parent's disappointment and not being a real "men" - a quality that is thought only by a father

>dad was a dick to family and left us when I was young
>grew up never having a father figure
>had to learn a lot of things on my own
>mom was more nice to me than my older siblings because of this
>now extremely shy, submissive, and desperately want a gf that can take care of me
but
>have trust issues and can't open up to anyone
Thanks for setting me up in a practically impossible situation dad, it really is your fault I'm never going to get married.

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>if im with a girl, i want to call her mommy
>if im with a boy, i want him to call me daddy
this is all hypothetical, but yknow.

this is the patrician position to take on the matter