>Mum found the Piss Pod
I AM SO DONE FOR
Mum found the Piss Pod
Noah Campbell
James Davis
>mom found the HRT stash
she just told me she loved me and accepted me ;_;
Hudson Butler
>aunt unlocked the cum cellar
FUCKFUCKFUCK
Jace Thompson
>Dad found the puke room
SHIT
David Russell
>Plumber discovered the prolapse panopticon
Can't hire him again
Josiah Thomas
>aunt found the insemination station
I think it's over...
Christian Walker
>neighbor found out that i pissed in his yard from my balcony
Logan Williams
>dad found the colon combobulator
Christian White
>my dog found my shit shack
he's got shit all over the house now aaaaaaaaaaah
Kayden Bailey
>aunt found the fecal folclorum
Camden Cox
>mommy found the dead body dam
Heh that's why her poo poos ain't flushing
Logan Walker
>roommate found the sperm suit
how the fuck do I masturbate now?
Ryder Diaz
>Sister blew the dog dirt didgeridoo too early
Years of work, ruined
Julian Sullivan
>mom decrypted the creampie code
Wut do?
Carson Ward
>Dad found the turd balloon
Nicholas Sullivan
>Dad discovered dimensional dilation drug
I might have fucked up lads
Christian Barnes
>brother solved the condom conundrum in like 13 minutes
I had been working on that for weeks
Nolan Gomez
>Santa slipped on the semen smorgasbord
IT'S OVER
Lucas Lewis
>sister solved the piss paradox
AAAAAAAAAA
Adam Perez
>Cousin Caleb discovered the booger basement
Well, it was a good run.
Ayden Ward
>nephew uncovered the mustard mechanism
HOW did this happen
Gavin Garcia
>cousin found the Asshole Alleviator.
FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
Mason Howard
>locked up in the perineum penitentiary again
Carson Myers
>practice dad found the subterranean semen storage vestibule
i'm done for lads
Cameron Martinez
Dad found the penis pumper
Jace Smith
>can't enter the labia labirynth
Christian Butler
>mother broke the pubic prognosticator
now i really do have a reason to off myself
James Ramirez
>mom threw away my best porno mag
WUT DO
Aiden Fisher
>Gran found the granny grinder
OH NO NO NO
Colton Cooper
>Mummy Lost the nubile
nebuliser
how could she have been so daft!!
Nathan Phillips
My mom never finds anything
But I still find booklets in my room about why porn, marijuana, cigarettes, and premarital sex are dangerous and wrong
Asher Watson
>dad found this dick discombobulator
10 years of development and research destroyed....
Carter Davis
> dad found the cum hand sanitizer
Landon Brooks
>uncle andrew found the rectal respirator
how am i gonna explain this one to the boys
Andrew Hernandez
>daddy seized the titty telescope
THE FUCK IM SUPPOSED TO DO NOW
Nicholas Jenkins
>Brother found the shit sock
I'm getting beaten tonight.
Jacob Myers
>Just found my uncle's toddlertickler
How do I confront him guys?
Brody Perez
>Brother found the cum carbonizer
All of the years of hard work gone
Carter Howard
>Mum found the diaper drawer
Sebastian Murphy
>landlord located the load liquidator
Welp, I'm defiantly getting evicted.
Levi Reyes
>sister let loose the rape dwarf
Not like this
Dylan Roberts
>Dad found my broken noose in the storeroom
>Leaves a new rope in my bedroom
Thanks dad
Gavin Watson
>momma found the pig stickler.
I'M DONE FOR!
Adrian Sanders
>daughter found the clit closet
im getting locked up for sure
Blake Fisher
>Dad discovered the oral ovipositor
...huh.
Charles Miller
>mom found my horse placenta douche
Jack Thompson
Bobby Ray Sr. located the crude oil compartment
of ALL people
Jacob Perez
>Auntie chanced upon the bitch box
I told her not to go in there...
Joseph Fisher
>brother unearthed the guano gulag
topkek
Jacob Martin
>town rapist stumbled upon my cum tesseract
Camden Perez
Yikes, this one hits too close to home
Tyler Richardson
>Maude found the ding dong doodler
Hunter Allen
Uncle found the testicular tweezers
Gabriel Young
HAHAhahahahahahahahaha oh god does anyone have the original of this
David Russell
>mom unearthed the rape receptacle
Wyatt Flores
>niece found the penile populator
SCHEISSE BITTE HILFE VERDAMMT