One life

>born fat

You aren't born fat. You just eat too much and probably don't exercise

>one life
>born overly appreciative of food
this is the real curse

>born

That's where I fucked up

>one chance
>born with depression

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>born
i hate this shit

U can definitely be born fat. Haven't yoh seen those 14 lb babies with whale mothers, they r probably feeding their 6 month old Cheetos and soda and can u imagine how fatty their fried food laced milk is.

List everything what you ate and drank yesterday and today. Go ahead.

Come to 22chan.org , we accept you there friend...

>be me
>be fat american
>decide to lose weight
>can't, because always eat everything in sight
>see pictures of starving african children
>get idea
>I'll go to africa, where there is no food
>book flight to africa
>take bus to shithole village
>mfw they hunt me for food

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>One chance at live
>born a robot

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>one life
>born with scoliosis

>one life
>psoriasis

>born fat
fuck off

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more like

>born cat
>nine lives

fuck this world

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>Decide to diet down with keto
>Eat 250g of lard
>Still hungry
>Succumb to cravings and eat my usual two pizzas and garlic bread

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>one life
>aborted

I really do wish I was a cat desu

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>born fat

no user that isnt how it works you need to resist the temptation of junk food but that shit is not easy to do

i'm a fatty who eats depression away.

have you considered that you diet might just be similar to your parents fatass diet?

stop eating so much sugary foods if you're not sure what to eat there are apps to help you track your diet and set goals

never drink any softdrinks like coke its all sugarwater

start cardio workouts walks are a start but try home cardio as well you can find guides on youtube.

>one life
>born virgin

hello fellow cutfag how do you do

Thats not being born fat retard

>born with a microdick

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> one life
> born a inbred sandnigger

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>mom ate burgers, pizzas, chips and soda while you were in her stomach

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>one life
>born with phimosis

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Stretches and creams brah, look em up. DO NOT get circumcised.

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>fat parents
>fat you
>hmmmmm i wonder how could that be, no it must be genetics!

Join ISIS for $600 and go in vacations to Dubai

>one shot at life
>born trans

FUGG

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>but muh parents are both fat
>therefore, I was born fat

No dumbass, you just ate the same shitty food as them.

While some people are naturally more prone to being fat than others, very few people are physically incapable of becoming a healthy weight. Read the sticky and start cutting. Stop drinking soda and start only eating when you're hungry.

I'm not a muslim and fuck isis.

>one life
>born in a universe where you can't hit someone with a fireball and summon succubuses
tfw ywn

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I literally went to a therapist for this issue, but chickened out before I could admit it in person. How do I tell a person that all my dreams and fantasies are literally impossible in real life, and that it's making me suicidally depressed?

its shit but we're in this together user dont give up

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>one life
>am a fucking tranny

>one chance at life
>born dead
IT"S NOT FAIR

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You say exactly what you just said. If you're asked to provide examples, square the fuck up. Realize that you are just another client to your psychiatrist, and most importantly, that helping you with these very specific issues is entirely what their job is about.

>"born fat"
i think you mean
>born retarded

Not neo nazi, but I know how you feel, bro. I'd give you a hug or something.

>one life
>born an air horn

This blows

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Feels REALLY bad man. also pretty minor pectus excavatum