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ed miliband but no Nigel farage?

why did I make a cup of coffee, now I'm too hot

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Why live

>Jow Forums pass is fucking up again

>be english
>temperature hits 21c
>cor innit hot?
>scorchio
>*drinks tea*

Follow Ramseys instructions, just cook em in butter without milk. Might try putting tabasco on them though today cos I'm hung over

Same but I've literally neither attempted nor accomplished anything new
He looks so much like me when I was around 10 on the left it's freaky

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chan pass

H-H-he pays for a free service.

nice one lad, was leading into that

how are we this afternoon lods?

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chapchas are annoying as fuck

Yeah it's only 20 bongs

Post your bedrooms mateys

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looks nice lad, i like your desk.

I'll pay you to let me throw everything out

It's such a good feeling la

This except without the driving test part and my health is also declining and I've gained a lot of weight. 26 btw.

dont be silly it only goes up to 12 bong

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How do you take a lass back to that shit?

do you wish you had an american bf?
youtube.com/watch?v=9D90CsmtaNs

Ah I'm thinking of dollarybingbongs

bored as fuck. want to go for a walk but there's nowhere enclosed near where I live.

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i know i was being silly

i'm afraid of americans
im afraid of the world

who would win in a proper full on scrap to the death, a professional boxer or a kung fu master? lets assume they are both the same height and weight

im afraid you cant help that

my first tinder date tonight lads

shitting a brick right now

boxing is your basic fighting style, if you want to learn any other form of fighting you should master boxing first.

bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/40301206

got some nice digits coming up tonight lads
lets claim them for /britfeel/

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I had that desk, god it must be 16 years. My mum got it for christmas when I was in primary school. So I could do homework when I went to secondary school lool.
But I want to keep loads of it?
To be quite honest, I don't really use this room. It is "my bedroom" but I have not slept in there for about six months. Sleep in the other bedroom, and my mum sleeps and basically lives on the sofa downstairs

I struggle to swipe right on that app?
Where do you live such that the users of the app don't give you eugenics fantasies?

Patriotic waifus 4 lyfe
Has that 360 been there since release? It looks like you havnt tideyed up for as long

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Nice one lad. What's the plan?

kung fu isn't MMA though is it. that is like saying taekwondo is muay thai

i love maise but i think if i ever met her she would think i was weird

>Wisest of the Maiar was Olorin. He too dwelt in Lorien, but his ways took him often to the house of Nienna, and of her he learned pity and patience.

>Of Melian much is told in the Quenta Silmarillion. But of Olorin that tale does not speak; for though he loved the Elves, he walked among them unseen, or in form as one of them, and they did not know whence came the fair visions or the promptings of wisdom that he put into their hearts. In later days he was the friend of all the Children of Iluvatar, and took pity on their sorrows; and those who listened to him awoke from despair and put away the imaginations of darkness.

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Shove the quints up your arse

Originally what?
Boxing is such a poor fighting style. They all swing their shoulders and carry the punches with their arms, while moving incredibly slowly for fighting. Attacks should be driven from the lower body, up through the hips to drive maximum force and speed (ergo, maximum power).

traps get out of britfeel
checkem lads

>implying all three wouldnt think we were both wired
She does seem the most booley of the three

But if its in thst state lad you clearly don't use any of it

I used to live like this

It's time to purge friend

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oooof so close
who got em then

what a boring get

try not to be so cynical, you aren't a work of art either or buy tinder gold and skip that bullshit

meeting in town for a few drinks, i'm pretty sure i'll do fine as soon as i'm there, it's the buildup/waiting that is killing me

Quints claimed for /britfeel/

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idc about this shit thread but this is more important

>supporting neethood
seems appropriate

Inc boring blog post:

I walked/jogged 50 mins to the parcel depot but I got there the minute it closed and no one was in, drenched in sweat. Still no Ikea chair for me yet
So I went to the Argos nearby instead and bought a bedside cabinet for 30 squids, was heavy as fuck carrying that around for over an hour, going to start assembling it now. Then I went to Tk-Maxx and bought a bunch of casual/gym clothes I needed, first time buying clothes without mummy. Spent another 85 quid on those, tomorrow I'm going to go and buy some work clothes I need

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she's a despicable gremlin cunt
post that pic where she's bullying the poor pajeet on the tube

BritNormie's a disgusting NONCE - PROVEN!

>you aren't a work of art either
I literally am compared to these fugly, boring normalshits.
Oh, you travel (to fucking france) and eat... and you have ugly piercings, snapchat, and a star sign... wow, I am amazed...

Probably as long as you have had pubic hair lod. So only a few years ;)
It pains me to throw stuff out. I did get rid of some of the clothes a few months ago.

is there anything more gay than a load of kids riding bikes down the road and doing wheelies?

Oh no that is a cursed image :(

Apart from tripfags, no.

Sure it will be fine. I know what you mean though. The suspense is part of the excitement I think however.
Mate you need to get over yourself before anybody will want to date you.

not having any mates

can't come up with a game I want to play

too hot to play anything intensive

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>having gay thoughts about children

for me it would have to be travelling back in time and watching 'Two Stupid Dogs' after school

I literally have absolutely nothing to live for.

Why bother?

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Kek I can only imagine what you look like mate. Either fat and ugly or plain and boring as it gets

you dont have any reason to die either

My hobbies include listening to classical music and reading English poetry.

How many people do you think have things to live for? Most people just don't care and keep trucking on, if you don't want to you're free to kill yourself.

>English poetry.
brainlet
i read poetry in the original greek and latin

'ate poundbakery
'luv greggs

simple as

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Any of you lads like Type O Negative? Havent listened to them in ages, forgot how good an album World Coming Down is.

/ourQueen/ has a YouTube channel now.
youtube.com/watch?v=aYwmV6doQMY

Coke weed n hookers? Advancements in technology?

>brainlet
>i read poetry in the original greek and latin

Imagine being this snobby. leave him alone and let him do his thing

used to listen to them back in the day, the cover of matchstick men with petes vocals is one of the best tracks ive heard

imagine not coming to britfeel to joke around

nice thumbnail, lidd

Were the nazi top brass all autistic? why is he just sat there on his own like he is conversing with the table?

>My hobbies include listening to classical music and reading EngIish poetry

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Yea mate that was the paparazzi who took this pic, it definitely wasn't planned or anything. It looks like a contemplative pose, he's in 'repose'

>>My hobbies incIude listening to classical music and reading EngIish poetry

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BritNormie is the bard of Bavaria

>He thinks posting without a pass is "Free"
You're doing unpaid work training Google's AIs just to post

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I find it funny that he comes on here making up character while his bird is probably lying next to him chatting shit on facebook.

>A recluse with crippling Insomnia and depression over turning 20 next year
>Has such a busy life he struggles to fit in succeeding at uni, having multiple part time job opportunists, joining the army, going on holiday with his mates and chatting up trannies, underage boys and girls from other unis

No excuse NEETshits

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gwan dazza

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I took the time to be nice to transgirls and renounced Jow Forums and became a nice poster

Now I'm one of them

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>crippling Insomnia and depression over turning 20 next year

That's the normiest thing I've read in awhile.

These posts always makes me laugh, and they're always accurate. I won't have a bad word against Sag though, he's a decent lad and makes a ton of OC for us

>what is satire

poor girl
checkd

Alrightish, trying to make a decision between be lazy and being greedy(ish)
Shifts are changing at my slavecamp and i could be in for a decent payrise but it would mean doing 5 12hour shifts in a row, get 5 days off, but 5 shifts. Got to think this through

weird the past 4 hours went by quick
feels like i blacked out or something

>You wanna be a girl too britfeel?

nah, i like being a lad. And i'm not gay, so getting attention off lads is not exactly appealing to me.

You can't become a girl, only a bloke in a skirt with A cup tits