ITT: your age and basic skills you lack

>28
>can drive
>have car
>dont have drivers license
>dont know how to socially interact
>very guilable
>cant find a good paying job
>have a profession, wich would pay good, but not interested in relearning the basics
>lose interest in other ppl after 5 mins of talking
>cant concentrate on multiple things at once
>cant concentrate on one simple thing for mor than 5 mins

>can't follow formats, often reversing orders of things.
>25

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>can't cook and always make mistakes or forget even the most basic of recipes
>can keep up with the housework
>can't keep up with my hygiene
>have never had a full-time job (and have always managed to fuck up and look like an autist at the few jobs I have had)
>don't know how to dress
>nobody ever taught me to brush my hair and when I try I can't tell how bad it looks
>suck at video games, even ones I've sunk hundreds of hours into
>can never commit to or stick to anything that requires the least amount of effort, be it academic, occupational, a hobby or a skill I want to learn
>don't know what ingredients to buy to make a variety of meals so just buy noodles, oven pizzas and basic things like bread, eggs and bacon
>never cook anything with more than three ingredients involved
>suck at driving, have a tenuous grasp of the road rules and never comfortable behind the wheel (struggle to find safe gaps in traffic and be aware of where/how large the car is)
>can't establish a daily routine and just fuck around all day (NEET) while work piles up around me
>terrible social skills and social anxiety, either say nothing or say the wrong thing or say it in the wrong tone of voice or with phlegm in my throat
>can't focus on things I find boring, struggle to read more than a couple of paragraphs if the content doesn't interest me (even if it's something I'd like to learn/know)
>can never think of actual answers to questions like these so have to steal other people's

>20 cooking and driving

>20
>understand emotions
Which leads to problems with social interactions and general behaviour

list of basic skills, almost everybody here should at least be able to read/write/type, given we're on an Singaporean amphibian discussion board

core basics:
>reading
>writing
>arithmetic
>typing
chores:
>use a lawnmower
>use a laundry machine
>use a washing machine
>mop/sweep
>paint a wall
>cooking
>cleaning
fashion/hygiene:
>shave
>shower
>floss
>tie a tie
>use a clothing iron
>match colors
social:
>order a pizza
>write a resume/cover letter
>make an appointment
>send an email
>send a letter in the mail
cultural/general:
>drive
>write a cheque
>buy stocks/invest
>swim
>ride a bike
>make a camp fire
>tie your shoes
>catch a fish
>sail a boat/canoe/kayak
>do a cartwheel
>grow a plant
>play an instrument
>knit/sew
>read a map

more like normalfag skills, real robots can't do most of these, especially cultural part

>25
>can barely feed myself
>kinda bad at sex
i think that's it desu

>30
>Can't cook very well aside from grilling steaks/burgers and basic breakfast foods
>Fixing plumbing issues
>Math is the bane of my existence since I forget it so easily. Honestly couldn't tell you how to even go about dealing with fractions anymore
>Reading music
>Making appointments for myself

I dont know how to learn 2 drive. Don't have a car, no one to teach me and there are no tutorial videos

>25
>no drivers license
>never had a job
>virgin

22
Can't cook anything besides grilled cheese

Add knowing how to use a gun (assuming you're in a country that allows that)

>27
>extremely introverted
>can't make or maintain professional networks, chronically un/underemployed despite good education
>can't get a gf

>25
>Can't tie shoe laces properly
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY STILL LOSE?HOW TO TIGHEN THEM

>17
>Can't tie my own shoes.

>20
>cant drive
>cant cook

>20
>Don't know my months
>Don't know my multiplication tables
I'm just used to having computers do all that for me.

I'm 21 and I can't tie my own shoes (or any knots for that matter), drive a car, or ride a bike. I also struggle to read my own handwriting because its that illegible.

did you not go to school? how does this happen?

I live week by week and don't make plans that far in the future. Kind of disconnected from natural seasons as well since they don't affect your life much. Also do you really need to know them by name to get shit done? Just number the months and make it easier.

My school never made us memorize multiplication tables. It was never useful because we were allowed calculators on most tests.

teach us michael phelps, getting a gold medal is just a matter of learning rite

>3 minutes old
>don't know how to breathe

>18
>literally anything necessary to get a girlfriend

>no punctuality
I'm late to things about 7 times out of 10

>26
>have a boomer-tier understanding of computers

>19
>STILL CANT DRIVE A FUCKING BIKE

>21
>extremely poor social skills
>cannot talk without stuttering and saying incoherent things