Rules pic on second post.
New faces, returning heroes, who shall prevail?
In this episode: could it possibly be shittier?
Rules pic on second post.
New faces, returning heroes, who shall prevail?
In this episode: could it possibly be shittier?
Rules
It’s me trap god!
NIGGER
I’ve come back to say
Quit yo bullshitery T H O T
I’m trying to remove thots tho
Besides trap can’t be thots
My first order of business will be to butcher the defiled corpses littering the and attempt to extract the gay from them.
Then roll
And be reborn, as this is a new thread, a new story, and so you must be reborn from Jow Forums tumerous womb
We only re roll every 4 threads
As Lord Bear the Barbarian King Dwarf, I summon my men to aid you in any way we can
>3
Awe shit
Shit
That’s what it meant
I try burning the bodies via fireball to burn out the gay
I remove all thots from excistence
After completing my role I reincarnate as a trap hero.
Sweet major success
rolling
Fuck my shit up
FUCK the nobility
Hello kind elf. I’m looking for the king do you know where to find him?
ok
Roll
hopefully hes dead that bastard took ALL my crops and didn't even financially compensate me when his soliders RAPED and MUTILATED my livestock
*Runs after you to kill you and rob your meat*
I assist you adding my power to yours!
*unsheathes pitchfork*
nothin personal kiddo
*teleports behind you*
*shoves it deep into your anal cavity*
>elf necromancer
neat.
dumb fag lol cant even get a winning roll haha, rolling to make your penis permanently masculine
You need to track hp and mana in your name
Your class and species is being there would help to
I’m trap so it’s feminine
you want me to keep track
are you gonna try to kill me because i wont allow that
still gay
I'VE GOT ASS OF STEEL
*Stabs you with my gigantic cleave*
Hp and mana are separate
It’s in the rules
I don’t know how to play...
Neither do I but last thread through gayness I became god so doesn’t really matter
>the trap hero
Spread em faggot
Yes
I ain’t a virgin
Roll from 1-99 to get your roll
You decide name and sex
Your ID Col our determines your race
You start with 70 mana/health
You do what you want
It costs mana to attack
Attack using 0-9(rules explain better)
Just read the rules carefully and you’ll be golden
I cauterize the asshole of the trap hero
It’ll be ur first time for this D so u are to me
Only magic and such costs mana
No actually it’s not
I atac with my beaus sword
Fug meant BEPIS sword
>0
Hah! Get fucked
Di the cauterize work btw?
0 and 9 aren’t switched no more
0 and 9 aren’t switched any more more
Wait...
Why did no one correct me before that?
Well shit, how much do I take?
Read the attack rules
I also continue to cast fireball and shit to cauterize yo asshole
I use gay magic to turn you into my slave
>7
Well shit
As the hero I request the help of the kingdom to
Defeat .
I smite the with my [trap god] powers
Dubs only count for attacks I believe
I use my bepis sword to kill you
Gay
role for stuff
Well I am a trap
i sell meats and stuff buy my shit please
I’ll have 5 lbs of ham plz
here
that'll be 11 gold please
My mom only gave me 8 gold pieces to spend
oh well i guess you're only going to be able to buy 3.63636363636363 pounds of ham
but just keep in mind that this is high quality ham from the mountains, fed with nuts and various rare mountain herbs.
he's coming
3.6? I came for 5lbs not less. I guess ill take my business elsewhere
Who is he?
soon.
What’s with this fucking image, I’m seeing it all over /b/ant
Hidey ho
Hey faggots
rerr
Would you happen to know where the king is?
SHOW YOURSELF EVIL, IM IN THE DIRE NEED OF SMASHING SOMETHING
Paladin wich god do you worship
Orc chef, the almighty protector of eggs
I ate that egg ya know.
Bump
Nope, and we know it
Nah totally ate it
If you say so late, we can’t really do shit via text, so live it up.
The rules say to be autistic as as possible so that’s all I’m doing (mostly)
Fair enough
rolling to revive thread
Revive that thread son
I can’t cause I want to sleep but am shit for brains with the mental capacity of a turtle getting fucked by a mango.
everyone is asleep
goodnight germany
Goodnight everyone.
Remember you’re worth more than you give credit for, but be humble, and understand you can always improve.
Love in thyself, and befit thee with wholesomeness.
Love you all.
~Lord Bear
Trap god out
>4730063
fuck yeah
I'm back baby