Jow Forums Kingdom Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Rules pic on second post.

New faces, returning heroes, who shall prevail?

In this episode: could it possibly be shittier?

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Rules

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It’s me trap god!

NIGGER

I’ve come back to say
Quit yo bullshitery T H O T

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I’m trying to remove thots tho

Besides trap can’t be thots

My first order of business will be to butcher the defiled corpses littering the and attempt to extract the gay from them.

Then roll
And be reborn, as this is a new thread, a new story, and so you must be reborn from Jow Forums tumerous womb

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We only re roll every 4 threads

As Lord Bear the Barbarian King Dwarf, I summon my men to aid you in any way we can
>3
Awe shit

Shit
That’s what it meant

I try burning the bodies via fireball to burn out the gay

I remove all thots from excistence

After completing my role I reincarnate as a trap hero.

Sweet major success

rolling

Fuck my shit up

FUCK the nobility

Hello kind elf. I’m looking for the king do you know where to find him?

ok

Roll

hopefully hes dead that bastard took ALL my crops and didn't even financially compensate me when his soliders RAPED and MUTILATED my livestock

*Runs after you to kill you and rob your meat*

I assist you adding my power to yours!

*unsheathes pitchfork*
nothin personal kiddo
*teleports behind you*
*shoves it deep into your anal cavity*

>elf necromancer
neat.

dumb fag lol cant even get a winning roll haha, rolling to make your penis permanently masculine

You need to track hp and mana in your name
Your class and species is being there would help to

I’m trap so it’s feminine

you want me to keep track
are you gonna try to kill me because i wont allow that

still gay

I'VE GOT ASS OF STEEL
*Stabs you with my gigantic cleave*

Hp and mana are separate

It’s in the rules

I don’t know how to play...

Neither do I but last thread through gayness I became god so doesn’t really matter

>the trap hero
Spread em faggot

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Yes

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I ain’t a virgin

Roll from 1-99 to get your roll
You decide name and sex
Your ID Col our determines your race
You start with 70 mana/health
You do what you want
It costs mana to attack
Attack using 0-9(rules explain better)
Just read the rules carefully and you’ll be golden

I cauterize the asshole of the trap hero

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It’ll be ur first time for this D so u are to me

Only magic and such costs mana

No actually it’s not

I atac with my beaus sword

Fug meant BEPIS sword

>0
Hah! Get fucked
Di the cauterize work btw?

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0 and 9 aren’t switched no more

0 and 9 aren’t switched any more more

Wait...
Why did no one correct me before that?
Well shit, how much do I take?

Read the attack rules

I also continue to cast fireball and shit to cauterize yo asshole

I use gay magic to turn you into my slave

>7

Well shit

As the hero I request the help of the kingdom to
Defeat .

I smite the with my [trap god] powers

Dubs only count for attacks I believe

I use my bepis sword to kill you

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Gay

role for stuff

Well I am a trap

i sell meats and stuff buy my shit please

I’ll have 5 lbs of ham plz

here
that'll be 11 gold please

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My mom only gave me 8 gold pieces to spend

oh well i guess you're only going to be able to buy 3.63636363636363 pounds of ham
but just keep in mind that this is high quality ham from the mountains, fed with nuts and various rare mountain herbs.

he's coming

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3.6? I came for 5lbs not less. I guess ill take my business elsewhere

Who is he?

soon.

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What’s with this fucking image, I’m seeing it all over /b/ant

Hidey ho

Hey faggots

rerr

Would you happen to know where the king is?

SHOW YOURSELF EVIL, IM IN THE DIRE NEED OF SMASHING SOMETHING

Paladin wich god do you worship

Orc chef, the almighty protector of eggs

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I ate that egg ya know.

Bump

Nope, and we know it

Nah totally ate it

If you say so late, we can’t really do shit via text, so live it up.

The rules say to be autistic as as possible so that’s all I’m doing (mostly)

Fair enough

rolling to revive thread

Revive that thread son
I can’t cause I want to sleep but am shit for brains with the mental capacity of a turtle getting fucked by a mango.

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everyone is asleep
goodnight germany

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Goodnight everyone.
Remember you’re worth more than you give credit for, but be humble, and understand you can always improve.
Love in thyself, and befit thee with wholesomeness.
Love you all.
~Lord Bear

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Trap god out

>4730063
fuck yeah
I'm back baby