Starting a robot colony in Death Valley

I plan to set up camp deep in the desert next to a spring, where we can live and not be bothered. Who's in?

Pros
>normies are terrified of dying and won't come in
>we'll get tans
>always sunny
>ample borax
>get to watch lost normies die of thirst while begging us for help
>quiet
>great scenery

Cons:
>no one there but robots
>no internet (might be a pro)
>very little food
>no source of income
>blistering hot

I know it's illegal but are they really going to come bother us?

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Dude just go to Wasteland or Burning Man

Don't robots have a prefrence for comfy in-a-woods live style? Better of starting it in rural canada

No, I've thought it through and this is the only solution. Normies will eventually encroach on any other area and try to turn into a commie gender club where women are in charge. If we go to Death Valley they'll bitch about us on the internet. In fact, we should set up a camp in Death Valley as a decoy, to lure feminists there to prove they can survive in the desert as well as men and watch them pretend to enjoy themselves while breaking out in melanomas. The real robot camp will be in lower Arizona.

death valley is beautiful but the feds are incredibly touchy about land use, they'll evict you right away, better to go innawoods somewhere

There is an unclaimed patch of land in between Egypt and Sudan. That's right, a massive area that neither government claims (it's considered worthless and there's no basis in international law for either to claim it). It has streams that run through it so it's not entirely desolate. The only people who have "claimed" it are LARPers who don't even live there. It's like "buying" a star or land on the moon.

If some robots wandered out there with solar panels, some electronics, construction materials, lots of water, and a few anons who know a bit about engineering/construction/survival, they could set up a nice place there. Nobody would ever bother them, either. I don't get why those Jow Forumsfags on the Namibia/island projects never settled on this place.

>they could set up a nice place there. Nobody would ever bother them, either

This is Africa you're talking about. Everyone will immediately come "bother" you.

Rural Canada sounds comfy as hell. As long as we can survive the winter.

Yeah and there's nothing left in 20-30 years because there's no women to reproduce with.

Unlike the dessert there is fertile land to farm, game to hunt and rivers to fish in.
Cabin are also relatively easy to build we can have a small town going in a short amount off time.

If only there was an isolated island, where the current population wants to leave and hand it over to new settlers.

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Just keep introducing new generations of robots and passing it on down the generations. There will never be a shortage of robots.

I will not live under a queen or any monarch.

>The Pitcairn government's attempts to attract migrants have been unsuccessful. Since 2013, some 700 make inquiries each year, but so far, not a single formal settlement application has been received.[13][76] The migrants are prohibited from taking local jobs or claiming benefits for a certain length of time, even those with children.[83] The migrants are expected to have at least NZ$30000 per person in savings and are expected to build their own house at average cost of NZ$140000.[84][85] It is also possible to bring off-island builders at an additional cost of between NZ$23000 and NZ$28000.[85] The average annual cost of living on the island is NZ$9464.[84] There is, however, no assurance of the migrant's right to remain on Pitcairn; after their first two years, the council must review and reapprove the migrant's status.[86] The migrants are also required to take part in the unpaid public work to keep the island in order: maintain the island's numerous roads and paths, build roads, navigate the island longboats, clean public toilets, etc.[87] There are also restrictions on bringing children under the age of 16 to the island.[35][88]
Wow, sounds "great" also, like half the male population has been convicted of pedophilia-related offenses.

>There are also restrictions on bringing children under the age of 16 to the island
>like half the male population has been convicted of pedophilia-related offenses

You'll dry up within 2 hours tops. All that water wont be enough

In a few years I'll buy a private island and make it into a robot colony. It will be better. There will be proper housing and services and there should be at least lte coverage if I don't outright pay for an internet hookup. It should also not be all that far from nearby cities (maybe 20 minutes boat plus 20 minutes car or some shit). Also shouldn't be a deadly desert.

Are you rich or is there some Canadian island that doesn't cost too much?

I'm rich and there are plenty of islands that cost fuckall (

what if the undertaker attacks us

>click site
>first picture that pops up is a grave

At least they're honest

OP, how can I get on this island?? I'll pay rent and bring my own snacks

I'm not OP. OP wants to send you to death valley.
First, you have to wait for me to buy the island. Then you'll have to wait for me to develop it. ETA ~7-8 years minimum. You'll hear about me when it's ready (tm). I'll make a bunch of threads, but only if Jow Forums has a good population of robots and is less than 98% normalfags (it's already 95% so you better be careful).
Also there will be a mandatory robot test to get in. No normalfags allowed.

What if robots all pitch in money to build a large private Island? Have armed guards guarding the island for security. We'd build a stone castle.

always wanted to have access to large quantities of borax. now i can live out my dream. thanks, OP

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>armed guard chads make fun of the robots

Just install a miniature bomb in their head when they apply. Then robots will stay on top.

I like where you're going with this but I always thought we should be sharing information so we can do this on an individual basis, learn how to live wild since at least I know I've given up to the point where I might well be homeless someday.

id be in if it was a tundra
>be me
>canadian fag
>14 decent looking (curly hair green eyes)
>want to become a conservation officer up north
>crave isolation
>please
>i dont like the desert but love -40 tempatures
>join me in my future career
MUST BE ALONE

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seems like the type of place pirates/outlaws/terrorists would set up camp desu

wish i could find links but i can't remember enough about them for the life of me. maybe somebody knows what i'm talking about

in new zealand theres a hippy commune established in the 70s meant to have no rules, but all the hippies left and two assholes with guns claimed the colony but a few old hippies still live there sort of in peace with them.

also there's a city of the future somewhere in the american desert that a famous architect started in the 70's. it was supposed to be the worlds first eco city or something but the guy wanted to build it entirely with volunteer help but he died and now basically an eco-cult lives in the bones of a weird modern art looking concrete fortress.

both have less than 10 permanent residents and would be easy to take over

thats actually a great ideia, we have to do it, too bad i live in europe ;(

what are the rules for setting up on on remote/really rural land in the states?
what about ghost towns and stuff like that?
also as someone who lives in a desert it's suicide long term

Most old ghost towns are likely protected historical property, either public or private. There are some actual modern ghost towns that go on sale every once in a while for not too much money. There was a town not even an hour away from me that went on sale for around a million dollars.

What if we miss the thread posting?
You should make a website, or some way of watching the process?