Hello, the church is now in session

I don't think that's how masses work...

adult women do not arouse me in the slightest

It’s how I’m going to do them though

Ahhhh you are asexual. Don't worry it's common

n..no

I really like calling people gay online

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One time I stuck my dick in a dead dogs ear.

Confession? What are you? Catholic?
BTFO Do you even know who Martin Luther is?

I don't believe that was what he was trying to imply

I'm a lolicon

i tried to mother my friends car in the back of my fonger

I fucked my uncle

Now one of you just has to dress up as a little girl and get fugged by the other then switch places, both of your problems are solved.

I have nothing to confess!

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I like to lie to people.

I thought he fucked you?

You're not really a girl are you

I have cheated on my waifu many times

I steel my friend's stuff when they are not looking,been doing since 1st grade,when they notice i always put the blame on the thug looking kid at the class,i don"t regret doing it

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You should steal a grammar book next time...

i was aborted

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sometimes when i make tendies at work i make an extra one i didn't pay for

'Borrowed' an epilator

i did steal a grammar book once,it was in a english class before a test,my friend wrote answers on the book and i got a A in that test.

as you can see it didn't help

I am. I don't lie on the internet, I lie IRL. I enjoy the fact that I know something that others don't, or that I can lead them astray. :)

How do we know that was not a lie

Also, I stole quite a lot of things from stores over the years. I got caught once and went to jail for 3 days until a quick judge hearing. He let me go with a small fine, as he only knew about the small amount of things I got caught with, yet I stole over 1000% more value before.

Those absolutely boring 3 days in cell with a retarded cellmate made me scared of stealing again. Although I should have just ran from the store security. I was retarded to let them catch up to me. Fak.

i smoked nig nog smoke

You don't. But I don't mind either way.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ECEAA7Ug4o

>the only thing of value i would still is money,and easily replaceble things that i wanted

youtube.com/watch?v=-ECEAA7Ug4o

I touched myself today folk

Forgive me father for I have sinned

I use porn to cope with my no gf problem

I want to bio engineer a forced evolutionary virus that gives women breasts like this.

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