Dubs decide what i say to this disgusting roastpig

Dubs decide what i say to this disgusting roastpig

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start sending office quotes and if she doesnt get it accuse her of not being a true fan of the office and just bandwagonning memes, and make sure you call her a roastie and post REEE

i would do it but i want something with more longevity something thatll make her think that shes worthless subtle yet in your face ykno

"Why is it always about looks with girls?"

rinse and repeat this gold

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yea shes uggo but shes toxic and thinks shes worth more than she is trust me i read her bio

penis vagina butthole tonight

even though you got dubs im not gonna use this cuz its not very funny to me sry user

bump please somebody give a nigga some comedy gold

fuckin bump make this a good thread plz

Call her a good nigger.

Thats a fucking dude.
Im pretty sure we went to highschool together...

Fuck you and your bitch thread then. Not even that guy.

Liar, you forgot to turn your script off

Tell her she looks like Ginger from "As told by Ginger"

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get rekt by this user you retard kek

nice bait, this is not your oc

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Tell her she's a stupid bitch and anime girls are superior to 3D whores

First post I made in this thread. Check the IP count and new IPs, retards.

Waowaow

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yea she is im just waiting for something funny to be posted

Yeah well then he got dubs twice, do it you smarmy little cunt. Deliver what you promised.

What are you, a woman? Just pick one already, faggot.

'hey! sorry i didnt reply sooner haha, whats up'

That might be a dude desu

If that was what you wanted then you shouldn't have said "dubs decide" you obtuse cockmongling cuckold

hey im sry i thought bots would be able to muster up something better than "ur a whore reeee"

Deliver immediately or suffer.

fuck it im just going with this its the best by default

You fags happy now?

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now we play the waiting game oregano

>Why waste time say lot word when few?

Darmok and jalad at tanagra

She doesn't waste her time with Grammar it seems

the whole phrase in her bio was
; "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick."
yup shes a tard like that

Me get it.
She funny.
Few word do trick.
Ha ha ha.

yes... she will take the easy bait

Ye boye

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Yes very happy, ill pat you on the head and give you milkies now

i didnt wanna do it but ur fellow bots couldnt come up with anything better besides "ur a whore reeee"or "suck my dick bitch"

unless ur a decent looking fembot fuck out my face nigga

Seriously though guys shes not responding what should I do that wont make me seem desperate but still attention grabbing enough for her to take the bait

i always wait atleast a week to reply to tinder messages

literally saw this on /b/
but k

My clever suggestion was an intelligent play on her profile biography, where she states "Why waste time say lot word when few [do trick]". Implication being that there is no need to spend mental resources on sweeping her off of her feet through messages, when I could achieve the same end results with the bare minimum of effort. Perhaps "sex?" would have been even more concise response, but I had my doubts in its comedic value or her catching on that the comment was merely playing off her profile. I have tried my best to contribute to your thread, user. Perhaps try again tomorrow.

Rerolling for based black priest

thats the thing though im not trying to woo her or anything i just want her to have "trolled" her shes disgusting and id never even speak to her unless i thought i was getting a laugh out of it

>My clever suggestion

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Didn't have the balls to just say it, had to try to make it seem like an innocent question by greeting her first, you're still a weaseling pussy.