"Hey user, I lost a bet with my sorority sisters."

>Sorority whores
Probably has STDS already. Tell her to get the fuck out

I'm gonna do my best to knock you up, but first I want to lube up your ass and have you hotdog me for a while in that little black dress.

Gently brush my hair with your fingers and whisper in my ears that you will always love me and be there for me when I sperg out. Tell me that my skinnyfat look is cute and comfy for cuddles. Tell me that you enjoy being cuddled against me while I rest my head on yours and play vidya late in the night. Tell me that you like the fact that I never go outside except for uni because you get to be with me all the time. Tell me that you enjoy when we have slow, romantic and passionate sexual intercourses, and that even if I come too quickly or can't get it up, it doesn't matter, because all you want is to feel my breathing down your neck while we tell each others that we finally enjoy life.

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wonder what she looks like without the pound of make up on her face. Nice tits tho but Im sure Kenneth and Jamar have had their dick in between them

well then, we're playing gauntlet legends
cover my ass and please let me make all the decisions on item distribution

That girl in the picture of the OP looks like she is possessed.

> "As punishment, I have to do whatever you tell me to for the rest of tonight."

Lets play Dark Souls, If you die you take cloth off and vice versa.

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play Mtg with me
im tired of playinng it with myself

Please. Leave.
That's what I would say.

get arena unless you hate standard

You are to wait on my dog hand and foot and play with her as long as she wants while I shitpost on Jow Forums.

Can I get a hug?

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i'm going to make her watch kpop videos until she becomes a fan

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listen to man man and thinking fellers union local 282 with me and pretend to like it too

do girls do shit like that just so they have an excuse?

>What the fuck, sis? Go clean your room or something.
Because i'm a normal human being and not a degenerate like you guys.

Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU STUPID WHORE I'M BUSY WATCHING ANIME

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>No thanks
But user I have to I lost a bet
>Nah it's ok
user, you don't understand, I will do anything you ask me
>I have stuff I need to do

This is the most realistic thing that would happen

>until she becomes a fan
we're gonna be here a while

"oh really"
>Yeah teehee
"well i'd like you to.."
>omg hahahah *runs away
(in the distance) "haha girls user tried to make me.."

The only reasonable thing to do is to "order" her release and to go back to her friends. The bounds of a bet like this are utterly meaningless and its nothing other than a means to get ammo in order to make fun of someone. The second you would actually try something, she'd just run off back to her friends who are predictably going to do absolutely nothing to enforce the supposed "punishment" of forcing her to spend time with you.

Only in hentai would ordering her to have sex with you work, or invite her to cuddle and a movie where she ends up having sex with you anyway. Not even is realistic, as there is no way she would resist the chance to leave. Her "insistence" on staying is at best a test of your resolve on how far she can push you.

I think I will just say her to get me some tea or sth. and close the door from outside.

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There's something deeply unsettling about her vacant eyes and smile. Probably rides the cock carousel.

Tell her to go home before i get sued for rape

sure, leave my house.

The only type of girl who would agree to a "bet" like this is one who has no self respect whatsoever

She looks like a fucking demon. Crooked eyes and smile what the hell I'd rather fuck a human looking 3/10 tyvm

Oh yeah ! I'll force her to play monopoly with me, omagad i'm so evil.

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Jump off the window whore

Jesus this. Her face is terrifying.

Something truly fiendish
I'd make her play Arkham Horror and drink chocolate milk with me all night

I'd tell her to disregard her bet and then watch her brain short circuit.

I'd tell her to give me all her money

Tie her up and rub wasabi and over 9 million scoville hot sauce/peppers in every hole.

Then fuck her and get your ticket out of here.
If she likes it shell come back, if not shell say you commit rape so get her to sign a contract beforehand

This
I would demand she transfer all her assets to me.

>9 million scoville hot sauce in every hole
>then fuck her
you want your dick to catch fire?

As much as I'd like to lose my virginity, in that situation I'd have to do nothing but either send her away or degrade her in a non sexual manner. Telling her to suck my dick or something would only elevate her own value of self worth, something women have too much of.

Make her clean my house. Send her for groceries and make her cook me a week's worth of meals, then kick her out.

>condom
>exists