Oh, looks like we're roommates this semester. I look forward to living with you

>Oh, looks like we're roommates this semester. I look forward to living with you.
Well? What do I say?

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laugh at him like it's a joke and pretend it's a joke

my roommate is a good jokester hjaha

>you have class early tomorrow... but I don't. Don't bother locking your door, i have the master key

>roommates

you look about 16, you still wear school uniform! chris hanson you can come out now nigger

just give a simple reply that will captivate him and take things slowly since I'm about to turn him into my soul mate

He looks like an eccentric weirdo who ends up being a bro and wingman.

What school is this? Does every student wear a uniform such as that?

How do I get more pictures of this good looking boy

Well that sounds nice enough, what's the catch?

Still going to lock the door anyway faggot.

I'd fuck him later if I was sure this isn't a setup
Also, do you guys know how the gay sex thingy works
What if your penis is below average and you have IBS

>What if your penis is below average
then you bottom
>and you have ibs
you bottom

I lol'd in real life at the idea of someone calling a hiding Chris Hansen a nigger.

Honestly, how do I put any effort to live my every day life and not get discouraged after realizing this will never be my young teenage love and partner for all eternity?

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This post fucking scared me because I went to a private school that had a boarding provision with a very similar summer uniform. Which city do you happen to live in, OP?

>"oi mait r yo only wearin fockin boxers. Get dressed ya puff. the las thin i wana see is your focking willy edwerd"

Thought it was Daxflame for a moment.

Wanna play soggy biscuit?

got this off the net from a collection of guys in socks dess

i wanna lick you tght little shaved asshole

>b-bonjour
>i-im your roommate this year, a-user
>i hope we get alone

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>Along!
>I meant along..

Aight man, long as you pay the rent and shit Im cool.

No gay shit though, I respect you and you can fuck whoever but Im not about that life, dig?

non non. we'll definitely be alone together

i need this
being assigned a cute twink roommate is my biggest fantasy

that was the only picture of this kid?

the only one i've seen

>Yeah, you pay my rent, food, electric bills, EVERYTHING.
>Use my boypussy in return? UGH you are such a creep!

You sound just like an ungrateful little woman.
Fuck off, roastie.