Welcome to the R9K Dating Show!

>A couple shades darker i'd say,
Hmmn, possibly passable.
>but who cares about nature when you can improve it.
No, it has to be natural. Hair is the absolute most important part, I will not tolerate it being fake.

Open the three doors Chad I have THREE COCKS i can TRIPLE PENETRATE

>'m doing/larping it for him
Bruh you're suppossed to do 3 different girls. That's the gameshow.
Also is the 7cups comment a LARP or is that actual genuine experience?

Going to the gym together and showing off to eachother. Don't be worried, I like being the stronger one.
No penis, sorry, but i got a couple of strapons if you're a fan of anal
A couple, 5/8 depending on how you count. Nothing romantic tough.
To enjoy yourself.
i was hoping for others to join in but a well. 7cups was real

>depending on how you count

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Ok B door.

Would you consider yourself more wife material or girlfriend material?
Thoughts on the first lion king movie?
How often do you masturbate?
What is your kink?

>>didn't answer the hair color question
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART

(sorry) i'm full on black, so not close

Black hair best hair.

i'm not certain. how about a trip to the gardens or to the zoo... ohh or maybe we could make you some fancy clothes.
what makes you say such disgusting things. no, i don't have a penis!
i'm dark blonde, i hope that that's close enoufh for you
0, a lot of guys have asked me, but i'm waiting for someone special
for me it's love and friendship.

This persona is cutest.

You change the door because it's more likely the car is behind the door you didn't pick.

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Fucking B answer me or imma bust down that door and rip off your arms and cum in your bleeding wounds. Sissy ass punk ass whore.

No you fucking retard, you put the door that was opened. You get the car and they'll fuck you over, while the goat is actually useful.

(girl b is )
>Would you consider yourself more wife material or girlfriend material?
i can cook and clean and all that shit, but i'm not what you'd refer to as wife material. so... girlfriend material it is.
>Thoughts on the first lion king movie?
I somehow haven't got around to seeing it, still have too many old and shitty action flicks to go through. But it looks appealing.
>How often do you masturbate?
not often, three times a month i guess, i have a couple of guys i fling arround.
>What is your kink?
i guess that i've allways had a thing for keyholding. not kucking but i like the idea of someone begging me for release.
calm down, i'm not a good writer

Ok B. Your answers annoyed the fuck out me. I will date you if i can break one of your bones every time you open your filthy whore mouth.

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don't say that about yourself. you must have some redeemable values and i'm exited to discover them
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i don't know about boyfriend, but it's allways fun to learn in what way someone is fucked up and kinky. i once went out with this spherical neckbeard, it wasn't sexually fun, but it was the most i've laufhed in years both with and at him.
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stop that, that everyone is wonderfull in their own way. while i may not be the one, i'm certain that someone is.

right, i'll be shure to stay in public so i can sue the shit out of you if you do.

>even if I have redeeming qualities I am not boyfriend material. thanks for trying but you are wrong, just like I said.
>I forfeit!