/britfeel/

I know these feels all too well. I was put into a witness protection program in 2014 and decided my new name should be "Charnock Richard" after the service station on the M6

>tfw no thick dick

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for the nightly threads

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so what's this about a virtual Jow Forums youtuber then?

Every start of month this summer:

"I'm going to make the most of this month! Too many wasted sunny days - it's time to enjoy the weather and life."

Still ain't done shit. Wasted another year. Hope my benefits get cut so I'm forced to do something at least, even if it is wageslaving.

>you'll never have a hot girl ride your done
why even go on

www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2141856&SE=1

Here you go, old bean.

HAI DOMO

im not wearing panties im meant to be the top
reeeeee

are her tits made of concrete or something

any stuff you can say in public that'll get you straight up stabbed. I really wanna die.

>what is this fresh hell
Ummmm. Ok sweety. You just get here from reddit? xx

What is this i am hearing about crona coming back?

Anyone here ever snapped their banjo string? How easy is it to do?

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walk up to a bunch of roadmans and say wagwan negros

Can we have ebin, tilde or gooseberry instead please

Reminder! The only people talking about personalities coming back are the personalities themselves.
Nobody else gives a shit. Everybody is super self centered

He got absolutely fucking destroyed by ebin last night in his blog comments

*parachutes into thread*
ohhhh jeremy coooorrbyn haha

You don't like my hand drawn OP image? :(

Yeh and I didn't go to the doctor
Took ages to heal
I was afraid to sleep because I would get a boner and wake up in agony

If trips, I will drive to high Wycombe right now and have a polite conversation with that guy in the flat above and ask him to be a bit more considerate to Tim

So why were people saying he came back and called everyone cunts? i am confused.

Someone in my sixth form snapped it. I'm a pretty aggressive masturbator and have never snapped it so I'm assuming it takes some doing.

Never have know a couple of mates that have done it so I guess it must be pretty easy. I have a pretty thick banjo string though so I think that's why I've never snapped it

You spend your bennies on the absolute worst women.

>he has to pay for sex

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Oh are you still upset about that Crona lass? Don't take it so personal

oh boy just in time to set the mood for this one lads
>work at shitty retail job for a month
>become friends with a lad from work, bumping my friend count to 2
>another lad starts working there, share a couple bants with him, bumping my friend count to 3
>then i introduce them
>over the course of TWO FUCKING DAYS, they begin ridiculing me
>at first, in a joking way
>but it stopped being funny a long time ago
>they continue even after i asked them to stop
guess i'm back to one friend, lads
i just want to be fucking accepted, is that really so fucking much to ask for

>having all that bling jangling up into your face when you're doing sport
why do athletes do this? runners do it as well. crucifixes whacking them in the eye on the 100 metres.

We all do one way or another

>Mfw woke 1 hour ago
>Don't want anything to eat

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>tfw took me half an hour to write this
maybe i do deserve to be ridiculed

one is all you need lad

because you literally don't feel it so it makes no difference

I am trying to understand what happened but no one is telling me.

Did you really think this was a worthwhile post to make? Absolute waste of space. Go back to bed and stop whining.

>>they continue even after i asked them to stop
That's just going to make them do it more lad, you just can't handle the bants

>ohhhh jeremy coooorrbyn haha
added a lot of snaps to my cringe compilation the week that was a thing

It's not a case of have to it's just I love thick exotic looking women who do anal and I haven't got an abundance of them in my personal life to try it on with.

Crona came in the thread, anonymously, got called out, threw a fit and called everyone cunts for doing so.

Fuck off cunt
If you drew it it's lovely ill put it in the fridge

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I bet the real reason homeless chan is dressing up in a sex maid outfit is because she's very lonely and just wants someone to notice she exists. hope she gets her head straight before someone ends up abusing her.

>hope she gets her head straight before someone ends up abusing her.
bit late for that lad

you must be sperg-tier socially, if just after half an hour two people are ganging up on you.

Imagine ordering a maid outfit to dress up alone in your bedroom in for attention

/britfeel/ guild on WoW when?

>that little bit of blue sky peeking through the clouds
quite beautiful lads, reminds me of myself a little bit

Thats fucking shit lad, you sure they're actually your friends and not just work colleagues

really feel very sorry that her life's ended up this way.

/britfeel/ mmo made on the cheap in china with sosig roll lootboxes when

she's already been NONCED

>not OSRS
Not interested, pass.

are there people that still think HC is a girl?

Some like DM and his band of Discord nonces

#NonceNest

in a strange mood lads, horny and want to fuck some loose granny

Im not sure either way. it's impossible to prove as she's too young to take nudes.not that I'd ask for that

Just split half of a can of coca cola with me mum.

Yes but it's mainly his orbiters and noncers trying to engineer the thread to think that way to feed his delusions in exchange for more lewd pictures.

she is a girl lad, shes not even a tranny

there's a difference between cheeky bantz and getting trash stuffed in my bag on the regular in addition to the straight up pointlessly mean shit i get told
yes, yes i am
that's kinda the fucking issue at hand lad

thank you for the wholesome reply, but i'm scared i'm slowly losing him because he moved away recently

gift granny fr yee lod

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Do you mind telling me the thread? i want to read it.

youtube.com/watch?v=gw1j_f2_dFg

Fumigate the #NonceNest

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Alri' Nonc- I mean, Lad, mind telling me your address real quick?

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did you exchange mouth juices?

I don't keep a mental log of the threads numbers lad. Maybe try the archive, just type crona and scroll down

Nah lad I'm not a nonce like u

I've fucking had enough, lads, I'm gonna do it

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what in my post made you think I was a nonce?

See one of them in action here

kissing your mum is noncing now?

>not that I'd ask for that
sounds like something a nonce would say like

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everything is nowadays. they're like parrots that can only say one word and use it all the time without meaning

flawless logic pal.another case solved

>tfw no Homeless to treat like a slut
She's legal, the things I'd do to her lads

And another right here

Just go to city centre and 3am and bash a homelesses head in

She's (he's) legal now, but Andrew, Zeus and DM groomed her (him) when they were 15. top nonces on the list.

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Maybe if the Tories want people to get jobs they should make the jobs more interesting and pay more. Until then it's not surprising if some people prefer to be NEET.

Strike Zeus from the list, after he found out what he was he run a mile. Good lad.

it's far cheaper to make neet lives unbearable and force them into the workforce

>a 30+ year old adding a 15 year old on discord to "help"

LIFE IN THE ISOCUBES

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Alliance players are all nonces.

I don't blame people for wanting to be NEET. If you make more money from bennies than working then why would you change? Most people are going to be joining them in the future as automation progresses anyway.

feels pointless getting a shit job now when they will have robots in an x amount of years.

alright zeus you fucking nonce

He lifts weights so that means he's exempt from criticism and is a totally cool guy.

>today was going to be the day my mum starts using my new name, treats me like her daughter and accepts me for who I am
>its a drink fanta twist zero and cry in my room day instead

I spent hours last night planning this conversation out in my head and was fully prepared to do it. But my fat normie sister decides to stay here when she's usually at her bfs AND my other sister is here too. I can hear them all laughing. I'll never have a place among them and never share the happiness with them.

I don't want to feel ashamed of who I am anymore and I want to feel like I belong somewhere

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To me it seems completely negligent that practically nothing is being done to prepare for a massive loss of jobs to automation. Just tinkering at the edges like with climate change, and now we may all be fucked in the long term because of it. The massive loss of jobs might not happen, but not having a plan is ridiculous.