/r9gay/ - #407

*gives your penis a firm shake*

this is just me spitballing here, but it seems to be a "design virtual a youtuber competition"
you're the worst i bet you're a bottom

>you're the worst i bet you're a bottom
Nope, that's where you're wrong kiddo.

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where else would i post?

an absolutely relaxed soul to the highest degree with no shame of its costumes motions, but such a powerful and vast and high operating mind, it is so focused on its continual polycomputation that the body is often in a path of least resistance way neglected to whatever feels absolutely most comfortable, as the appendages trace the fine and subtle motions of the highly activated neurons

rood
Whaddafug is a virtual youtuber? Like fuggin' Miku?

skinny glasses wearing white guy.

Yeah, my doctor is quite nice. He takes a lot of time for me, gives advice, answers whatever questions I have etc. I'm also diagnosed with ADHD but honestly it never occurred to me to try to cancel the confusedness out with the meds I'm prescribed. unfortunately I don't get amphetamines but Ritalin/methylphenidate. I'm from Central Europe and it's next to impossible to get amphetamine prescriptions in my country. I'll try to take a higher Ritalin dose next time I'm taking lorazepam and see if it helps. if that doesn't work, I'll talk to my doc and see if we can try out different benzos.
thanks user.

like kazuna ai, you could at least google it
i can't imagine a top who would post anime girls

>i can't imagine a top who would post anime girls
No one cares about you, rude person.

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somewhere not filled with men who like men

from your "i'm not crying" posts i feel like i could say the same about you

but i am a man who likes men?

Yeah, no problem. Best of luck!
However, I will say that IV methylphenidate and lorazepam (or maybe it was midazolam? Thinking back, it was probably midazolam) is apparently a god-tier combo. Oh, that and heroin. Thanks, 420chan. Check out their site, if you haven't already. It's really good for this kind of thing.

Also, >tfw I have literally so many lisdexamphs that I don't know what to do with them anymore. Like, an absurd amount. I'd share (read: give you most all of them) if I could, user.

alright then
it's strange to hold opinions like yours when they clash with what you like though

Why is smug the most attractive emotion? Being 100% genuine in asking this question.

That's subjective and the only person who can answer your question is yourself.

what do you find attractive about smugness user?
i kind of like acting smug

I'm the smuggiest smugger there is
people usually hate it

>He is a man, and he likes men. Ergo, gay.
how manly.. taking hormones, growing hair? or closer to tomboy status? butch lez?

>i can't imagine a top who would post anime girls
Why? Being a top or bottom has nothing to do with posting anime girls.

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This!
user speaks of truth.

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that's because they aren't opinions

i like men = fact

men are disgusting = fact

if they were opinions i could change my mind but they aren't and life sucks but there it is

>ai
how much human interaction is with the generation of the finished upload vid, what the virtual youtuber says, and stuff? Is it all pure machine learning, there is a palate of content and algorithms and the virtual youtuber mixes that up to make original linear content? how much editing is involved, or to make sure it doesnt say bad stuff just limit what inputs it are given, i.e. dont give it access to the word ass if you dont want it to use it

i was just messing with him but i think the cat's got his tongue
at the same time i don't think someone who posted an anime girl would reach 7 inches.

i'm pretty sure it's just mocap with a girl doing jokes user, not an actual AI or anything

That's the most convoluted way to protect one's opinion I've ever seen

>*not *all men are disgusting = fact
ftfy

idkkk mannnn... they woulnt just throw around the word ai like that. been trying to look some up

youtube.com/watch?v=MF4c8stzsFM

youtube.com/watch?v=LcK-kCiqhWg

interesting hypothesis, now for the proof

I am 7 inches user

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>tfw 11mg kpins kicking in
I keep getting these slight moments of vertigo, and it's so very fun. I wonder if I can get ahold of some alchy >:3

I am also seven inches.

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big meaty user DICK

what a coincidence so am i, but i'm a bit bigger. isn't it crazy how we all coincidentally reach that benchmark?

I realize now that nothing will live up to the standards set by 2d boys

Nothing will ever match fantasy. Technology could one day make reality just as good, but that is far, far away.

I feel like seven inches is that size that intersects between big but not incredibly uncommon and big enough to say freely.

more like big enough to lie about freely

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My dick is 3 inches hard fully erect 2 inch circumference, would any of you guys date me? im a top

Now if only I was lying.

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i feel bad for you buddy that's reaching medical definition of micropenis territory

hahahaha you're not a top

of course not we all tell the truth here ,':^)

why cant gays bottoms enjoy that size?

it's probably not long enough to reach the prostate

I know 7 inches is the most common one you see on here, but it's not my fault that that's what the ruler says.

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don't you have a bone to go press?

I was just joking. I might actually like that. even as a bottom I like cute dicks. plus It wouldn't hurt as much especially since I'm a virgin

>2 inch circumference

i dont believe you. cross post it, thats not possible.

How do I find a shy skinny virgin in his early 20s to lose my virginity with?

>t. shy skinny virgin in his early 20s

hello, the same question again, is there anyone from Poland here?

you post about it here and then someone asks you for your location and then you're 2000 miles apart

you put yourself out there buddy

anyone else hype for EVO top 8?

I tried Grindr and even went to a gay bar. Nobody there is the type I'm attracted to. I only see guys I find cute at the social events I go to, i.e. anime and computing groups club. All of them are straight.

(English user here, just in case)

i don't anyone to bet who will win where the loser of the bet has to perform a degrading act, so no, i'm not hype

why don't any gay guys seem to use tinder? it's still for hookups mostly, but not to such an extreme extent.

don't bully my dick

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>i don't anyone to bet who will win

What?

try dating sites and not hookup apps

i don't have anyone who i can make a bet with

imagine you finally get to fool around with a guy but you notice he's wearing these boxers

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but that bulge though

what would the degrading thing be you would choose the loser does?

well there's a lot of matches being played today right? how about loser takes off an article of clothing

>have crush on friend
>tfw thinking about him having sex with other girls is revolting and make me feel nauseous
why?

...im only wearing underwear... so

because you want him to like you, you want his love and attention aimed at you, so it hurts that its not

>other girls
something you're not telling us user?

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so you better hope Lost Soul wins

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>because you want him to like you, you want his love and attention aimed at you, so it hurts that its not
oh...that makes alot of sense.
how do i get rid of that feeling?
it's eating me from the inside out currently
he's bi user

the joke was 'other girls' in that context implies that you yourself are a girl
don't worry buddy

would you kick your bf in the nuts if he asked anons?

>the joke was 'other girls' in that context implies that you yourself are a girl
>don't worry buddy
oh. well i'm not and i don't think i'd want to be one anyways.

ok, I just took my underwear off, what do you want me to do?

nope, wouldnt have a bf that would want that, as I would not be spending my time in the mental hospital with them.

For an idiot that thinks they want that experience, before hand do they establish a rule of the mph of the kick, or its an obvious universal unwritten rule all parties who enter into such a contract know not to kick anywhere near full force.

>how do i get rid of that feeling?
find someone elses love to successfully seek, or succeed at seeking his, if b is not working, try a, what more could be done

pics please?!?!?
100100101

but Lost Soul won, unless this was the outcome you wanted
bounce up and down for me

while you're at it make your bet for who'll win winner's final

with certainty, I tell you, I would

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whats the minimum amount of money it would take you guys to do porn?

>find someone elses love to successfully seek, or succeed at seeking his, if b is not working, try a, what more could be done
i won't be able to cancel out those feelings?...i don't think b will work since he seems like the type of bi guy to only be interested in girls romantically and not go out with guys...

i don't have a job so i don't really understand the value of a dollar but...free. if i liked the guy enough.

Am I topping or bottoming?

give me the list of names to choose from

>do porn

You mean other people arrange for me to have sex? Sounds like heaven.

>i won't be able to cancel out those feelings?.
yes you will because there are 150,000 clone guys exactly like him in every way

i thought you were watching lol. right now it's the middle of the match so it's kinda moot to bet