If you could have three wishes...

if you could have three wishes, but none of them could be wishing for more wishes or any other memey loophole that would get you more, what would they be?

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forgot to add, for me it would be
>stopping time
>taking my brothers retardation away
>making corruption impossible

feel free to r8 and h8

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I'd just wish to reset my life with my current mind

what would you change?

origi

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Not waste my youth playing vidya and take the opportunities given to me.
Also buy bitcoin.

damn I feel you there, what opportunities were there? also bitcoin is a no brainer would probably choose that

There were a lot of things I could have done socially but didn't because I was too scared. Made it so I had a lack of social skills and personality which I'm trying to fix now

>immortality once i hit 21
>charisma
>magic becomes real

I wish to live my life as is not removing it's meaning by allowing this world to be bent solely by my desires but only by my will, not making it any easier on me and living through it as everybody else has.
But I also wish to once I die experience life from perspective of others seeing all that there is to see in this world.
And for my final wish I want to be able to choose wether it would have never happened and remove it from all forms of existence or to leave it as it is.

I guess I would wish for something mundane
Like having someone I'm madly in love with so I can be faithful to them my entire life

or just my oneitis liking me back, but I think I would feel awful and not do that

Or wish that I had my oneitis and wish that I forgot that I wished for it, and I forgot it completely

>wish 1
I would wish for a guaranteed 2000 dollars every month until the day o die that will adjust for inflation
>wish 2
I wish to die of natural causes at an old age
>wish 3
I wish there really was someone out there for me

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why do you want poor people wages every month, why not at least middle class

start from scratch
>new dna sequence
>the will to live
>5 million dollars

probably some wholesome shit like
>people stop acting like niggers (both crime-wise and general normie shit)
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>magic becomes real
and to top it off
>race mixing would be shunned unlike now, every culture would try to promote their own heritage instead of mixing into nothing, and people would be "assigned" to continents so Europe would be white, Asia would be all asians and so on

It's enough money to survive on. I don't want to be rich just have enough to keep myself fed and rent payed. Maybe some vidya

>omnipotence
>the other two do not matter

checkmate

don't (you) me Jow Forums teen

Contentment.

Don't give a fuck about those other two DESU. Hand them off to someone else.

Wish #1: 100K a month tax free garaunteed for the rest of my life adjusted to inflation

Wish #2: Too be in perfect shape and health until forever

Wish #3: To become immortal

What is left to us South Americans if then lmao
My afroeuronative blood says hello btw

fitness and good health, wealth and prosperity, peace and friendship

and make it for everyone in the world

become flawless at my hobbies instead of never improving
become a billionaire
redo my entire school life and never be in special ed ever

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Start life over as a cute girl.
Wish i was outrageous wealthy.
Cure depression

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Immortality
Infinite money
Space colonization

full control of time (stop, reverse etc)
immortality with eternal youth
one punch man tier physical power

proceed to rule the world under my firm but fair iron fist, where I am the final arbiter of inescapable justice and retribution

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The first one would definitely be forcing haters to explain themselves until it hurts.

- Incredible work ethic
- Perfect public/private speaking
- Guaranteed 20k per month, adjusted for inflation, untaxed, untraceable, etc.

>a self sufficient space citadel the size of a medium sized city appears in orbit
>physical fitness (includes genius level IQ and great regenerative factors causing limited illness and no aging)
>the ability to see through different roads of time and space similar to Sapphire from SU universe

Pretty much wishing to be a Primarch

Omnipotence obviously then I would rewrite reality to what I want which would kill literally everyone except me.

>infinite free energy, no cost, no limit, no emissions, for everyone
>combination of discipline and natural aptitude to achieve any goal
>can't think of a third one

>attractive yandere gf who is my ultimate submissive and will never deny me sex
>public indecency is no longer a thing, meaning yandere gf never needs to wear clothes
>comfortable amount of money so I never need to leave yandere gf's side

I want my life to revolve around a yandere gf. I don't want a life of my own.

Can I live in a secluded cottage with 500 terrabytes anime on hard drives?

>worldwide peace
>lotsa money
>determination and ability to better myself as a person

On second thought id preffer controlling time over lotsa money

Can just cheat in horse races while having all the other benefits

Send all traps to the death camps
Remove moe anime
Bring back Moot

I wish I could have another chance

Is there anything you cant do with the ability to stop time?
You could rob banks, kill anyone without people noticing, let people know you have this power and become a god.

Any superpower I'd want, except one that could grant me more wishes, of course. Basically omnipotence but the bootleg version.
I don't really want anything else desu.

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A comfy shed in the woods
A slighty longer dick
Alot of canned tuna

>No more war
>Post-scarcity economy, everyone has their basic needs met
>Mental illness is nonexistent

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>Wish 1
A mind and body with (almost) infinite potential and immunity to mental illnesses, so I can keep my current mind but also 'build' it up to become smarter and more adept at things, as well as an athletic and desirable body.
>Wish 2
All knowledge about the world regarding who/how it was created, if there is a God, if there is an afterlife, if there is any reason to go on, if souls exist, et cetera.
>Wish 3
Depends on the answers to the last wish. If there isn't any meaning or purpose, then I ask for a quick and painless death. If there is, then I ask for the ability to escape into any universe of my choice/creation while no time passes in this one.