SUICIDE

Decided i want to kill myself want to die an epic death though so her are the options digits will decide(FIRST PERSON TO REPLY)

1-jump into lion enclosure and attack lions

2-jump into tiger enclosure and attack tiger

3-jump of the highest building in my city

4-burn my head with termite

5-put loads of clothe on and pour gas set it a light and run around screaming for minutes

6-jump in front of train

7-jump in front of lorry

8- drive a knife through my heart Japanese style

9-hang

doubles i bring a knife and fight the lions

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tiger enclosure
also hope for doubles

user don't do it, do the tiger enclosure with knife
please

only doubles can prevent this fate

Usually I tell anons "don't let the normies win" but those suicide options sounds badass. Good luck and God speed user

You'd better check these dubs nigger.

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If I get trips you will have to live for five years.

Dont get the tigers/lions shot you dumb cunt, wild animals are brotier for robots

don't hurt the animals fag

this is what you do, jump off a building
why the fuck would you want to fuck around with zoo animals anyway

dubs means you have to live for at least 5 more years

if you jump into the lion enclosure and they eat you theyd probably get stomach issues because of all the toxins inside of you - or theyll get shot

dubs mean you live and kill yourself at 100 years old

Do you eat meat?
if not do you have leather furniture ?
if you don't and your vegan your opinion is worthless regardless

surprised there was no mass shooting option

Jumping off a building is effective but not that effective as a suicide method
Lostallhope dot com has all the information if op isn't an attention whore fetching for (You)'s

the feeling when in England

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i actually do eat meat and own leather furniture. i think it's still fucked trying to do bad shit to zoo animals

There is 20 billion chickens and 2 billion cattle in the world.

There is 20,000 lions and 4,000 tigers in the world.

So yeah, shut the fuck up, cunt.

Dont jump with Lions they will het shot and you get arrested

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best idea here, jump off building. don't fuck with animals

Alright without the knife ill just get mauled tigers will be tranquillised

>wasting a good body because muh depression
You wouldn't last a day being me, cunt

OMFG 1 AND 2 IS SO EPIC WANT TO FUCKING DO IT IF IMA DO IMA MAKE A FUCKING THREAD ANS STREAM IT but tiger look easier to kill tho

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I lost 3 jobs in the last 2 months

I hitchhiked recently and got druged and raped

my own dad doesn't even trust me to work for him its over i owe a bunch of people money anyway im a parasite all i do it take the world would be better without me

No gf

im through im done

If he actually does 1 or 2 I want to be in the screenshot

HERE IS WHERE IM GONNA DO IT
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>I hitchhiked recently and got druged and raped
i wonder how that happened...

>4-burn my head with termite

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got off at a service station while on a coach, coach leaves without me because i was 30s late have to hitchike to where the coach is going get a few lift from lorry drivers then ended up at another service station at 4am get in this guy starts doing coke gives me some then after a while leaves comes back drugs me then raped me i wake up kicked out with no money and all my id taken in a foreign country

What about explosions or electrocution?

thermite* anyway im fucking retarded i know

I can tell yall how to make a bomb

it has been decided
IM GONNA JUMP

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Don't jump think of your family do you have a brother ? sister ?

rest in peaces my nigga

Rip in peace, m8
May you find light at the end of your suffering

DUBS DUBS DUBS
if not do a combination of 8 and 4

Why not combine a few

Do some drugs, light yourself on fire, and with a noose on your neck, jump off the highest building while on fire

The drugs is only to numb the pain, make sure the note makes it abundantly clear. Better yet if you can do it off the local news building, even better

Jump off a building into lion enclosure?

Hrm. This is more interesting than the animal enclosure idea, user.

DO 1 OR 2 AT LEAST YOU'LL ACTUALLY BE REMEMBERED

bring a knife tho please

Please don't kill yourself.
Oregano irieiva.