/britfeel/

North West here. I hate my slight Fred Dibnah accent.

RIP Barry Chuckles btw

This is the best supermarket pizza. Any other response is wrong.

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is that you titlod? gone down market a bit there i have to say, any nice perky ones?

You're the same cringelord who sent that voice message to the radio

Anyone in Bournemouth? Need some mates. I don't have any

Genuinely made me chuckle mate.

Lmfao lad. No.

very nice looking lad, makes me want one

Why not right now? Fucken ell all this drama stirring is boring me right off.

the announcement will be "i'm a grand nonce"

Are you sure about that?
I won up you ^

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t. furious member of the #NonceNest

We've got a lad watching you

Can't fault you there lad that's what I always get. The spicy italian is a good contender though.

There is a genuine national shortage of fans right now lad, it's not just you

You sound like the user who sent the voice clip to the host.

Do you think he caught Deepthroat? Will there be a livestream of his execution from the nest?

use the filters pal

hate all this dm noncence

DM here, this isnt true

Nah, just the whole voice changer and "DM is ordering britfeels destruction" was cringe

Used to live there years ago lad. How old are you?

Ristorante is thin, tasteless trash

dr oetkrs the best frozen. Asda the best supermarket pizsza though

aye lod, i just clicked whatever i saw.
I don't go for perky ones much so don't have that many saved tbqh

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lads lads lads......

only 45 days until autumn

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I rate new Paramore lads, it's pretty good

we should have national bash a nonce day

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I know a morbidly obese girl from bournemouth

I'm not gonna make it lad
I've got axolotls as well and I'm really having a hard time keeping the tank under 20c. if this heat wave does them i'm I'm going to go fucking postal

DM hasn't posted here in months.

I got I got I got I got noncery got noncery inside my DMA

Channeling my inner shippy lad. He's in all of us

We've literally got a lad on the inside keeping an eye on you. You can try and spin this however you want.

If you're born with a dick you're a male, if you want it chopped off because you think you're a woman then you have a mental illness. No wonder a high % of trannies an hero, they're even having a go at each other now.

he posted here the other day saying he was leaving. spread your nonce propaganda elsewhere!

only dem white gora ones tho blud

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Yes it's thin, but oh god it isn't tasteless
You're wrong my man, very wrong

27. All I do is gym, uni and sleep

Corruption in the higher ups
Oh dear o Oh dear

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I can't wait to go back to uni and be productive and shit. Getting bored at work doing the same shit every day

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Not necessarily, I know a fair few girls that were born with penises and initially gendered male.

Based Zeus turning his trip on so all the lads know how based he is.

>Zeus dropping the most generic statement on tranny freaks ever posted

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I had to google what that was - man that would really suck if your fishbros died because of the heat

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Liked the Xi reference lad. Very meta.

what's your usual, lidd?

What's the difference? I've got no local asdas desu

>go over to friends house
>doesn't realise I've come in
>hear him talking to himself like a loon

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wow are you you saying zeus isnt based and redpilled you must be a nonce

And that he is

I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you.
And on this night, and in this light, I think I'm falling for you.
I don't want to be friends, I want to kiss your neck.
Maybe you'll change your mind.

He hasn't left. He lurking behind the scenes telling the nest what to do. He's like a spider in the middle of a web of noncery

mate think you owe dm an apology for last night.

Every time you post it's like you kick a bees nest and all of them rush out and try to shut you down lmao. Keep up the good fight lad.

alright host Iad?

p-p-please ma'am, m-may I have some... c-c-c-coochie please

I will address all britfeel and Jow Forums users as male unless they post fanny pic with timestamp.

they make it all fresh and you can choose your toppings. You have to still use the oven though.

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oh boy you sure are an expert on trans issues and your opinion is very important

Why is the focus always on DM?
There's a guy who literally met up with HC, possibly more than once as I remember them talking about ice skating.

Is it just a meme Crona started that got out of hand?

Prefer them on the saggier side do you? How do you feel about these?

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normally go for Carling but 4 pint cans of Stella was a fiver so I thought I'd switch things up

This is the Perpetually Butthurt Shitskin Poster aka PBSP..another member of the #NonceNest

You lived there long lad? Went to Winton Boys before it became WAAMC. Shit school desu

What about the lads that have fannies?

dogs making cute noises in her sleep, think shes having a dream.

shitskins trigger butthurt in your mum every night lmao

in what region do you live lad

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yeah they are nice, not a bad body overall either tbqh

From what I can tell crona started it then it got taken over by a seething user and sometimes gets pushed by the radio faggots

pulling little tiny hairs out of my nose and my eyes are watering like fuck, i just cant stop doing it though

I've got my nuts watching you

norf east

>take 1 sip of vodka
>feels like i'm going to choke to death

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>they want me to fuck THIS instead of her
bout to break someone's fucking neck with a breadstick, cunt

LMAO Let's donate 10 pound to Sargon and give DM a shoutout again.

thats ok, i dont care at all if you call me lad

sorry mate you need to be 18 to post here. no miners.

my dog always growls and bares his teeth
must be having nightmares

I've only been here for a year and a half. Normies flock here in the summer for the beach

>putting young apu in these sexual situations
fucking nonce

Right let's post some actual females

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The label on me pants are scratching me back

its alright, neither of them would fuck you

Apu is supposed to be young?

Thank you lad I love them and I'm trying my best but they're coldwater and can get sick if they're too hot :(

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she looks like a slav origi

im up for this if you dont mind my questionable porno tastes

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Oh fair enough lad. Yeah it's a tourist trap for sure. Hated living there honestly, something about the lad culture from the students/the rich old people/all the insurance salesmen that means people in Bournemouth slowly loose themselves and turn into cunts. It's just part of the culture.