>post yfw you get a draft letter for WWIII and will have to fight for Israel
Post yfw you get a draft letter for WWIII and will have to fight for Israel
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Time to sniff some Brat ass
>implying there will be a need for conscripts in a non-convential war
Gladly. I voted for this. Praise kok god emprero trump
>convential
>1-800-COLLECT
See ya in hell
Jokes on them I'm mentally insane.
That’s the plan. Send majority of citizens to war. Then hand the country to the illegals.
Too old for the draft now.
I'll be shitposting on the internet while the world burns.
too old to get drafted
hate autistics
golden age of humanity approaches
>Have to
Cut off your trigger fingers and break your toes.
>Obama is stronger than balding Jesus
holy shit this guy isn't a parody
jokes on them i already served i cant get drafted
i'd sign back up anyway because i want to die
We're enlisting to fight our generation's Hitlers: Drumpf, Assad, and Putin.
im too old to get drafted
haha I hope someone doesn't accidentally shoot friendly Israelis
that's impossible
there's no such thing as a friendly israeli
Go to bed you old fucks.
I’m too epileptic to get drafted.
Good. I am so bored at college, so many faggy hehe haha momos around me.
Kurt pls go
>tfw you're destined to be a red jacket
fuck
>a bunch of sand niggers die in a false flag chemical attack conducted by israel
>this means that i have to fight the people that israel gassed on behalf of israel
>time to die for Israel
>this is actually the truth
I'm to old for the draft. I look forward to the buffet of pussy though. All those lonely ladies. The male to female ratio will get nice and comfy a few years in. They might eventually draft me (I'm 30) but by that time, I'm already innawoods.
>not getting drafted into the military
>not redpilling EVERYONE in a 2km radius ad nauseum
Dude getting drafted would be the best thing to happen to us. We could redpoll soldiers then once enough soldiers realize they're dying for isreal we could have the entire us military refusing zog missions.
Context?
Too old for the draft. Have fun dying for Bibi, kids!
Use the Jewish Tricks against em and deposit $5200 bucks into the National Bank of Paraguay.
>get permanent residence
>sit back relax and watch WWIII
13th amendment says no slavery. Being forced to fight = slavery. You might get arrested but its worth a try
A young Steven Crowder in gym class
Not gonna get drafted. Have fun dying for Israel.
I'm over 26 and can't get drafted anymore. Good luck you gen Y goyim faggots.
I'm an aerospace engineer, I won't get drafted because I'm a lot more valuable back home designing missiles and fucking your wife while you're out hiding in a sandy foxhole.
>he fell for the trades meme
but your less valuable then a nigger with 60 IQ who graduated Harvard
You still get drafted dumbass. You just might be lucky enough to avoid fighting allahs ackbars in 120 degree heat.
>www.ebay.com/bhp/jewish-costume
OY
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when everyone is jewish there will be no one to fight for israel.
Subarashii
how old is too old?
the US isn't going to draft research engineers that work at defense companies.
>too bad J Robert Oppenheimer died at Iwo Jima, it would have been nice to have him working on the Manhattan Project
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there's a certain skill level where you wont get drafted.
among a number of things, for example being the first born son.
lmao good luck with that.
If you are 26 that would make you a millenial. Even though I'm one of the few that distinguishes between Gen Y and millenial, you'd still be a millenial.
If they honestly tried to, it would make Vietnam draft dodge numbers look like a fucking joke.
>mfw bone spurs
here is my .gif response to being enlisted in another jew war, which is sure to happen, no way could anybody be wrong about this,
It would depend on how serious they were about it. People say "oh ha yeah I wouldn't go" but if they made an effort to crack down on draft dodging, people are too cowardly to make a concerted effort to disobey such a mandate.
>people are too cowardly to make a concerted effort to disobey such a mandate.
Nah, not when they expect to die.
All they do is run from things, senpai. And that's not to mention the numerous illegitimate "wars" we've been involved in, in the lead up. It's going to be vietnam by a factor.
god damn, why does everyone throw up the WWIII flag every time something happens? The US hasn't mounted a serious invasion or anything.
we've been hell of a lot closer.
we'd need at least a full scale invasion of syria and russia being more stubborn than ever before.
WW3 didn't start over ukraine, crimea, north korea, vietnam, korea again, iraq, afghanistan or anything else, all instances the US backed one side russia the other.
We've avoided WW3 every time. Even when china joins the party.
what if its a draft to round up the jews and destroy israel?
He has bad sun burn on his stomach and she was reacting to it, but then someone took a photo of it and uploaded it online. Then someone saw potential for an excellent meme and shooped a swastika to his stomach and a Star of David to her t-shirt.
Then everyone on Jow Forums would magically be cured of autism
Some people will rat on their own families to the police because of their fear of authority. That is why in wars past officers were armed with pistols; to put fear into would-be deserters. The only things that motivate a man about to face battle are loyalty and fear. If th government can appear scarier than the enemy then they will fight.
I ain't getting drafted.
too old, only son under my mother's maiden surname, my undiagnosed aspergers, my eye sight and other possible medical reasons thankfully keep my ass away from fighting under Trump's pathetic ass regime.
I would hate to be my CO
Already served. Can't be drafted. I'll be laughing at you all.
>If the government can appear scarier than the enemy then they will fight.
Then they will fight the government.
You don't seem to understand the American population, senpai.
fellow country men dying for israel sure is really fucking funny
I understand the American population very well. The American population has had conscription in almost every war it has fought, and they didn't fight the government over it with the exception of rioters looting part of New York City for a couple days in the Civil War because they didn't want to fight in Lincoln's nigger war.
What happens if you refuse the draft?
tfw it will never happen