"Hey, user, join the conversation!"
"Hey, user, join the conversation!"
Luke Garcia
Other urls found in this thread:
xvideos.com
twitter.com
Grayson Reed
"a greenlandic shark can live longer than 500 years old"
Tyler Sullivan
"Sorry, I was pouring myself a drink in the kitchen. What are we talking about?" [smile]
And that's it.
Come on, guys, it's not rocket science.
Mason Hill
>Haha wow user that is a pretty cool fact. Did you know that male sharks have something called claspers instead of a penis?
>Maybe you should come sit over here so we can see if you are more shark or more man :)
Thomas Wood
In Belgium, France, and Germany farmers and construction workers often find undetonated bombs from the first World War. This is often referred to as the "Iron Harvest" and over six hundred French people have died from finding these weapons.
Benjamin Lee
But I wasnt pouring myself a drink, lying is bad. Mommy told me not to talk to strangers anyways. They are usually up to no good.
Carson Brown
Last time I was in this scenario I started talking about the chemicals they put in the tap water. I don't know what I was thinking would happen.
Christian Powell
"What's YOUR opinion on white privilege and the wage gap?? Mr. Gold-stein told us how lucky you are to be a white man in this day and age!"
Henry Gray
I-I have to p-pee
*spins in a circle 3 times looking for the bathroom*
Lincoln Morgan
How the hell did you come to be at a party, then?
Christian Wood
"Women have on average 100 cc less brain matter than males."
"A female is sexually mature at the age of 14."
"Pittbulls account for more than 60% of all fatal dog attacks, and blacks are responsible for 50% of all violent crime, while on comprising 18% of the united states population."
Nathaniel White
SATANS QUESTION DEMANDS A RESPONSE
Logan Jackson
*awkwardly walks over and sits on the sofa furthest away from everyone and doesn't say anything*
I already did that fuck my autism
Wyatt Bailey
i would just start teasing all of them simultaneously and try to get them to all gang up on me.
it's hilarious to watch women get emotional over meaningless things, even if i'm technically losing the argument/battle whatever. you're never really LOSING when you're this enlightened. :)
Jason Jackson
*Sure, what are we talking about ?*
Im not an incel tho so...
Pic related = 10 minutes later with one of the girls i chose.
Matthew Kelly
>"54% of females ejaculate during rape"
Gavin Ross
N-nice feet ladies h-haha
William Lewis
Very hot.
Have a link to video?
Joseph Cooper
I-I don't know user, a second ago I was still in my room jerking off to loli. Now I'm at this party with my dick out (which is of a fairly impressive length not to mention).
Sebastian Turner
You're not as funny as you think, or just stupid.
Daniel Ortiz
Its something very ancient my man.
Probably older than 2010 or even 2008.
So no.
I only remember that they fucked to Frozen by Madonna, or at least that was the background song.
Austin Gomez
>replying to a saucefag who asks for sauce of a fucking gif
Easton Baker
I would glance at them and continue my day.
Zachary Campbell
Yes, I remember the video. It's a blast from the past. I was hoping you had a link so I could watch it again.
Wow, you're not very popular at parties, are you? Just let two guys befriend each other. Maybe you'll even learn something about male bonding, and not in the gay sex way.
Asher Martinez
Are you hurt Mr. MicroPenis?
Isaiah Adams
As if they would invite you. nigga pls
Dominic Allen
Sure! Can I sit on the ground near your feet?
Jackson Jackson
Haha so how about that new Rick and Morty episode
Ethan Thomas
I-I thought it was only 13% at this point user what is going on do not tell me they are growing that fast....!?
Adam Wood
No, not at all. Just slightly annoyed.
Also, my penis is not a micropenis.
Ethan Nelson
you all look like you fuck black guys
Jose Sanders
>"cool... so user, your mother tell us that you stay in your room all day, every day of the month, during all year. What do you even do there in your computer?"
Caleb Williams
4 3 5 1 2 is the objectively correct order for this picture
Jacob Wright
>asking for a sauce is somehow bad
Fuck off.
>Yes, I remember the video. It's a blast from the past. I was hoping you had a link so I could watch it again.
Yeah. One of my first porn vids. Very nice, hot and calm as fuck. They must have had fun recording that shit.
Ditto for Hannah or whatever that girl was called.
That british girl who fucked wearing pink mini skirt and dropped some nudes here. Bretty gud.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>okay, whore, what are we going to chat about?
Kayden Watson
2 is best girl
3 is worst girl
you have an awful taste in women, faggot
Ian Jenkins
it's 2 5 3 4 1, I happen to be an expert on this topic
Carter Long
I agree with your conclusion
Levi Russell
Close. 2 5 4 3 1
But #2 needs to change her sstupid hairdo that looks like a spread vagina.
5 beats her in that regard.
Brandon Cook
"Lots of things, honestly. I mean, I don't mean to sound pretentious or anything, but in this day and age we have the entire human knowledge available at our fingertips. History, philosophy, poetry... I find it hard to resist. I love studying the great minds and learning all these mysteries of the world. Sure, it may sound nerdy as hell, but it really helps me to grow as a person. I have all these insights and viewpoints I would have never even considered if I just spent hours scrolling through the social media feeds. Does that make sense?"
Oh yeah, I remember Hannah. Used to have her entire archive downloaded. Good times.
Jace Williams
>faglords here pretending they wouldn't smash any of those girls if given chance
Who are you trying to fool here niggers ?
Kayden Hernandez
>tfw she stopped doing rape/nonconsent
Hunter Jackson
>Oh yeah, I remember Hannah. Used to have her entire archive downloaded. Good times.>>
I have single pics here and there but since my pics folder is almost 20K pics its hard to find anything in there..
>tfw total hoarder for cool pics
Nolan Perez
wait do you mean masturbate to the picture?
Hudson Ramirez
You apologize then have to ask about the conversation? That's autism dude.
Aaron Brown
Who drew that it reminds me of pic related
Brandon Morgan
No, it's the minimal required etiquette.
Grayson Allen
>he doesnt fap to pictures
What kind of a man are you ?
Julian Clark
keep telling yourself that microboy.
Gavin Long
If you're autistic maybe. Its pretty sperg-y.
Christopher Morales
Why are futas so aggresive?
Parker Williams
>le not fun at parties cliche used by normoes
no, asking for sauce of a gif, you took it out of context, on purpose too. faggot newfag.
Aaron Davis
>Alright
>"Hey Stace, t-those are some nice stocking you got there. Mind if I see them hahaha
Leo Harris
I used it ironically.
Samuel Parker
she is called natasha afair. you cna find her probably by looking for tags: "natasha german russian amateur" something like this
she havent done many vids i think
Caleb Davis
thats beta as fuck. You are talking with women lead the convo to something you want
Ethan Hughes
So is she German or Russian?
Joseph Rivera
Can confirm.
Xvideos finds vids with search words like that.
>no, asking for sauce of a gif, you took it out of context, on purpose too. faggot newfag.>>
>asking for a source is somehow bad
>responding is somehow bad
Fuck off cucklord.
Alexander Butler
"Ok. What is your political ideology?"
Elijah Ortiz
>Frozen
>Gravity of love
Man those songs are made for fucking...
David Gray
>studying poetry and philosophy
what a waste of time. you're just a normie, might aswell post on normiefeed about how enlightned you are to other roasties. real nerds study mathematics and the science of the world
Jacob Wilson
I study that too, I just don't think those thots would find maths at all impressive.
You cunt.
Also, you're a fucking idiot to dismiss philosophy and poetry as something normie-tier, and thus nor worth your time. Normies rarely have any interest in philosophy, as most philosophy tends to go against their fratboy lifestyle. Second, most philosopher are fucking robots anyway, sharing their autistic insights about the world in ways that few normies can even hope to comprehend. Third, philosophy is useful beyond measure, especially for people like us, who feel lost and confused by this world that seems to be pulling a crude joke on us.
Now go and start with the Greeks.
Josiah Hill
BINGLE BINGLE BINGLE
SOURCE ALERT
Justin Howard
Who cares about women?
Sumimasen demo not me!
Gavin Morgan
Good thing i got a GF because i would beat my meat so hard to this ...
Adrian Powell
Is 2 wearing pants? IDK if I want her to sit on my face or 5
Colton Morales
That sentence have wrong grammar in both japanese and english, good job faggot.
Jeremiah Harris
I didn't pretend that, I just put them in the order. The uglies of them is a 5/10 (#1) which I would fuck on most days.