"Hey, user, join the conversation!"

"Hey, user, join the conversation!"

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"a greenlandic shark can live longer than 500 years old"

"Sorry, I was pouring myself a drink in the kitchen. What are we talking about?" [smile]

And that's it.

Come on, guys, it's not rocket science.

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>Haha wow user that is a pretty cool fact. Did you know that male sharks have something called claspers instead of a penis?
>Maybe you should come sit over here so we can see if you are more shark or more man :)

In Belgium, France, and Germany farmers and construction workers often find undetonated bombs from the first World War. This is often referred to as the "Iron Harvest" and over six hundred French people have died from finding these weapons.

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But I wasnt pouring myself a drink, lying is bad. Mommy told me not to talk to strangers anyways. They are usually up to no good.

Last time I was in this scenario I started talking about the chemicals they put in the tap water. I don't know what I was thinking would happen.

"What's YOUR opinion on white privilege and the wage gap?? Mr. Gold-stein told us how lucky you are to be a white man in this day and age!"

I-I have to p-pee
*spins in a circle 3 times looking for the bathroom*

How the hell did you come to be at a party, then?