Do you like hands femanons?

>Slice wrist
>can't because all you cut is fat
Feels bad man

There are plenty of fit people without visible veins, user

You're not gonna bleed out from slicing those veins, you idiot. You need to cut a major artery for that.

>the only positive female attention I have received, literally ever, is from a skelly band posting thread where several supposed women said they liked my hand a lot
I still think of that to this day and do not try to ruin it for me.

>be me
>have prominent vein on dick
>multiple women have told me how much they liked it, while admitting they didn't know why
idk lad women just like vascular men

Haha, very funny

I honestly don't like really vascular guys

>tfw small veiny hands

>tfw have small dainty girl hands

why would god do this to me

are my hands nice

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oink oink oink back the to pig pen user

nice nails but sissy hands

I'm more into a good voice.

Chad here

Bow down to my suporior genes

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This hand is fucking gross.

with hands like that I know for a fact your back is covered in a forest of hair no fucking thanks

trim your nails you fucking orc

Visible veins are hot as fuck. I have no idea why. Its the only non sexual thing that gets me wet. Not flexed to create bulging veins. just nice, naturally visible veins anywhere on the body.

Why should I bother shaving my vag if it's just going to get covered in your hair anyway?

whats the difference between nice hands and ugly hands. they all look the same to me

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Crystal treatment going well I see

How're my hands botos?

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Decent. Id hold it.

I keked double originally

Holy shit get a tan you fucking vampiric trolls

theres not a single hair there, i dont even have proper chest hair
but good beard grow

They are trimmed
must suck to be a nailbiting faggot if your nails recede that much

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Gloved hands, yeah

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long even with your knuckles bent. good.

>Long
I think they're pretty small user idk about that

nice foot
more pics pls

Here you homosexual. I guess I'm a homo too for obliging

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>Those nails

Come on "Chad", you can do better than that.

One more hand incase that was what you meant by more

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Am I dateable?
Too lanky
Beautiful

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distorted image or short fingers, likely both.

severe nail-biter? if you still do it to this day some substance might be salvagable. if you've already stopped years ago and your finger tips are still like this, oh boy. so sorry.

ban everyone in thread pls :^)

not really by themselves. i like holding hands and playing with them. i did this thing as a kid with my dads hands where he would hold it up palm facing down and i would hit it with my hand and sometimes he would move it or keep it still. i like rubbing knuckles or the back of the hand in circles as well.

I thought these were feet

you were great in Nosferatu

They make a lot of things possible for me, I guess. Tongues and dicks are gross.

Tfw beta manlet hands

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You mean like the viens on my huge vieny cock?
fuck im so lonely blease give gf

I have similar hands that are a little more scarred and also not yellow. Can I get one of you E-pregnant?

I lold thank u user

user, this is the hottest hand in the thread. 8/10

how is it possible that i can tell you are low iq just from your hand

I love hands
Boy hands can be so hot I just want to suck on fingers and watch hands move and just have them in my throat and body

put your feet in my face pls

Anytime you want user

No bully please. I promise to make you pregnant via twitter

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Do girls have hand fetishes like guys have feet fetishes

Wash your hands, bucko

Okay, just got done cleaning my car, sorry.

I'm not sure if it's really the same, but also I think a lot of people have the same fetishes for different reasons so I'm sure it's similar in at least some cases

Pathetic. post hand

Donald Trump can't palm a basketball. I can palm a basketball. Therefore I'm better than Donald Trump.

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>short fingers
ew. Gross. Sorry, user.

I didn't know this was a thing.

Is this how you get a gf?

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>user, this is the hottest hand in the thread.

how so? that's a nigger hand

give a girlfriend with a hand fetish blease

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Hands can be attractive. Any part can
One big normal healthy vein in a few places is the best, a lot of tiny veins everywhere are gross
Forearms are God tier

did you just fap or something?

Lose some weight fatty-

you got some big wrists, my guy.

Your hand looks weird as hell wtf. I laughed.

these are the best hands itt

Skelly blurry hand

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Wot, I weigh 180lbs and I'm 6'2"

Dude your fingers look like they would be fun to snap, no offense.

>tfw no femanon to choke, finger and fist

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Why are your fingers all twisted up and shit

I would unironically let these hands fist me

You have very short fingers dude.

Cutting calories hard enough to see veins to that extent =\= healthy.
There's a reason strongmen don't look like Calvin Klein models.

Were you purging or something before you took this picture

Postin' muh hand

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>i think im pregnant haha
i dont get this fucking joke
why are twitterinas so unfunny

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They were actually crushed by a giant tortise when I was a kid

too girly hands

Is this the designated handposting thread for tonight? Posting in this thread has made me realize I need to trim my nails again soon.

Your hands are mine but with shorter fingers by accident.

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eat some meat my dude

Based

Priggish

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Are you a 90 year old man

That's a small undersized basketball faggot

I eat meat every day for dinner and often times twice a day for lunch as well my guy.

My friends like to say I am. I'm just skinny though and popping out veins runs in my family.

Eats some meat. Something looks wrong with you go eat a burger.

What is the deal with hands? They're ubiquitous, and yet if you stop to actually look at them they all look weird as hell.

Why do you people embarrass yourself with this salt when you look worse when you're obviously wrong?
amazon.com/Fantom-Street-Basketball-Official-Outdoor/dp/B01MTILFT3

The joke is that this woman is so turned on by this hand in particular to such an extreme degree she is joking about already having unprotected sex with it with it resulting in her being pregnant.

I agree that it's a bad joke, Twitterinas need to be disposed of.

I'm trying to stop chewing my nails

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