I'm 5'9, 129 lbs (18 years old) and a girl told me having sex with me would be like having sex with a middle schooler

I'm 5'9, 129 lbs (18 years old) and a girl told me having sex with me would be like having sex with a middle schooler.

Why?

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call her a pedo for knowing what thats like. roast her

Because you're an awkward virgin

>"sounds like youre into me."

Because she is a bitch it sounds like. Your skinny yeah, but it doesnt sound excessive

>no experience
>probably small dick
Lmao she is right

you know how she knows what's it like? because she has an been sexually active since 13.

BURN. roast the roast

Because women want a MAN and you look like a BOY.

You're probably pretty cute desu.

Who says she deserves a man?

>having sex with me would be like having sex with a middle schooler
How would she know though? I don't really remember sex being particularly too awkward then...? So how would that memory be that explicit in her mind?

Hit the gym you fucking twig. Have some respect for yourself

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Show me even one 18-year old who looks like a man.

I want to lick that girl's sweaty armpits

Tell me, what makes it special, being such a faggot like you. Tell me.

You guys are taking her words too literally. It was an insult, plain and simple. Just call her a bitch or an ugly pig and move on.

If we do that though we kill the thread

Beat this:
>5'8 - 5'9
>115 lbs
>21 years old

I know that feel OP. A customer at work said I looked like I belonged in a boy band. Kinda sucks but there are worst things.

>look young as hell
>easily able to fuck high school chicks and maybe even ptp puss
What's the problem?

more than likely it's your demeanor. You have to be assertive with women. Don't take shit.

Low class warrior
>5'7"
>125 lbs
>24 years old

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heh
5'4
120 lbs

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>tfw I'm all three of those things
are you me?

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>5'7"
>159 lbs
>26 years old

Just fuck actual 14 year olds pussy

>Because American women want a MAN and you look like a BOY.

ftfy

lmao bring 5'8 is considered tall in my shithole country.

Why are americans so focused on height. Not just the women even men. Its like the most important factor they determine someones value