Namelets

How fucking bad is Corey

Just tell people its pronounced ryan

Unironically named after the soup, even asked my dad about it. He said he likes their soup

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Last names dont count

>most stupid and retarded name that nobody can spell or write
Not sure if people make it intentionally as nameism

It's fine.You could've been a Gaylord.

John, is that originally you?

>Aloysius
>male
do I count?

>Khairy

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should we just change our names? isn't that pathetic? won't people think we're weird? how would we ever get used to our new name? what if we fucked up and accidentally introduced ourselves with our old names and never really felt comfortable with our new names, what about the people who knew us by our birth names? what about our family members? won't we just come across as colossal fucking faggots?

everyday, i wish i was never born, or at least, not with my name

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If you do, change it to something cool and unique like Dragon Slayer or Wind. That way it's like the real world is an RPG.

There was a Snodgrass family where I went to school.

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>If you do, change it to something cool and unique like Dragon Slayer or Wind. That way it's like the real world is an RPG.

*snap

Yeah, I'll name myself after what I named my fallout new vegas character
Call me Mr.Fucktard

Could I legally make my first name John F. Kennedy

legitimately thinking of naming my son Doj if i ever have one
thoughts?

Hi Mr. Fucktard

hey mr fucktard

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Dumb. If I ever had a daughter her name would be natalie

>Ruben
I never had a chance, not even jewish or latino

My name is Allison and I'm a male. Named after my grandfather but back then it was a male name. Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>Bernie
it's not so bad for guys
I'm a girl tho

OP can't catch easy pop-ups

Ari. I'm a boy

You know it is and thats why you're asking

Hi K(your online name)

Originali

The guy who plays Dwight on the office is named Rainn

You hwat matey

My name is Vidinha (diminutive form of "life" in Portuguese) but I like it. Since it very unique everyone calls me that, but I have actually heard of a guy that was also a Vidinha.

>tfw shmebulock
the feels, i cannot seem to contain them anymore lads

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>tfw rhea

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>tfw Bollocks
I cant keep it going lads.

>reptardograde
I think this is the end

>tfw bradbert
hold me robros

HOLY SHIIIEET

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>Snowball
fuck me

>tfw brooke

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>tfw ratchet
i will just off meself

>last name is an adjective
why live desu

>that feelerino you get when named meltridops
JUST

>Grant
It's actually kind of funny because a whole bunch of people from different countries can barely say it. One syllable and four consonants? Sounds like a caveman name or a guttural noise

get back to the animal farm

>tfw Dabberd

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>tfw mornimdobble

>tfw bradberton the III
Hold me harder

>tfw hrothgarden

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it's not hard honestly. I had a weird last name too and I changed it when I was at college. Nobody cared and I felt much about my name after that. I just picked a different family name instead.

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>tfw herfensphear
FFUUCUUCUKEKK

>tfw sterilmion
ever since birth...

>one shot at life
>Migbert

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>tfw brapminton
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My last name was Fagson before I changed it

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I knew a Snodgrass. From Illinois.

okay shlomos, knock it off with the shitposting. Some people actually are given names that wreck any chance of having a normal life, and you're just babbling meme gibberish at this point. thanks for the derail, I'll go cry myself to sleep now since I'm starting to believe most of these comments are just ironic

Crying from shitposting... I've seen it all

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you're clogging the board

just because you are named fucking shmebulock doesnt mean us guys named miondrest get off any better

>tfw Sneed
that isn't even the worst part.
my parents changed it from the perfectly normal name "Chuck"

That's usually a surname... Will?

Not op but I guess Scotland. This is what I got when I typed snodgrass into google.

>Robert Snodgrass is a Scottish professional footballer who plays as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United and the Scotland national team. He can also play as a forward. Snodgrass started his senior career with Livingston.

>Timmy

Fucking boomer parents.

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tfw last name is weiner

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>tfw your time travelling parents name you osama bin laden

relateriginal

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I'm so glad somebody snapped this for posterity

I knew that would get screencapped

Hayden. It's just unexciting, isn't masculine, and is the boring older version of every blonde white boys' name.

Uhhh, are you a guy or a girl? Do you want it to sound feminine? I'd say it's not exceptionally girly.

Look mom, that's my post on the right! What a great thread. Jow Forums isn't dead yet, as long as we have shit like this.

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Last name is Ward it's ok

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electricscotland.com/webclans/stoz/snodgra2.html

>Ian
I was so close to being a ryan

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>cody
fuck me my brother was named Jake

would it be bad if I named my son "Geodude"?

be bernie sanders gf

Fuck Grey Knights

I would honestly pay you to go through with it

>PUBERT
PUBERT
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aaron
i think is good name but i dont like when people say ay ay ron

kinda badass desu

originally of course

One of my great grandmas had Snodgrass as her maiden name. Glad I have a decent last name.

>campbell
Alpha as fuck, sounds like a red-blooded ww2 soldiers name

>tfw Eugene
>tfw look like and act like the virgin from that meme
NO HOPE

What's the story on you picture user.

Are you trying to tell me Aloysius ISN'T a male name?

>tfw people always ask me if my name is short for something
>i am always remembered by every single person i have come in contact with
>run into people from high school and they know who I am and I have no idea who they are
>sister has a very normal name
>only other person I met with my name was a girl when i was 7

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>Kai
please end me I hate this name

There was a cartoonist, I think the guy who drew Pearl's Before Swine, who said that anytime he drew a character named "Timmy" he had to die.

Hello Michael. I still fucking hate you.

>snodgrass
>fucking SNODGRASS

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