Be animeposter

>Be animeposter
>60 year old mom forces you to take out the trash
>Walk outside
>Get sunburnt because you haven't stepped out of your cave in which you swim in your own filth
>See a woman
>Get scared and roll back to your cave
>Fuck your homemade body pillow which is just a normal pillow with a smiley face with big eyes that you painted on it using your own shit, because you cant afford real paint
>Fuck it for three hours to forget about the scary women outside
>Reach out for toilet paper to clean your cum but you are so fat that you cant even reach your penis
>Decide to go on Jow Forums because you're still afraid of scary women outside
>See a new board called 'International/Random'
>It's too good for your liking
>Ruin the board with your fellow /a/ refugees
>Giggle like a little girl before falling asleep in your wooden chair that you took from the kitchen, because the previous one broke down under your weight

Attached: 1514978418293.jpg (575x556, 65K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/rKagO2khFLg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Whom do you quote?

(You)

Attached: UM-001.jpg (400x536, 40K)

my wife chino... I WANT TO FUCK CHINO
please chino is so cute my wife chino is so cute chino chan sex chino sex with chino i'd like some more kafuu chino sex with chino kafuu chino my wife cute is so chino wife

the effort is appreciated

women are unironically easy to talk to than guys

>be mad
>project on Jow Forums

Attached: 1511498249977.png (878x830, 750K)

I did not say that

>yuri and shota obsessed troglodytes posting anime on Jow Forums like faggots=people who enjoy watching anime
No user I like anime and I think animeposters are fucking cancer

Good thread 10/10

>60 year old mom forces you to take out the trash
My mom doesn’t force me. I do it by myself because I like working.