What is the closest that you got to being a normie/getting a gf user? I am curiois

I just gotta ask, are any of you faggots over 25, here? Not a trick question or anything.

No. A robot has never had and will never have a chance. You will keep getting chances all your life. By the way, it's much better to be e.g. deformed or severely mentally ill as a robot than to be a true robot who has no clue what is preventing him from being part of society, because then it's easy to cope and resolve yourself to solitude. If you don't have a valid reason to explain why you're alone, you must constantly consider that if you give up (read: try some ridiculous normalfag advice that is the exact opposite of working) "now", you're missing the opportunity that's going to appear 3 seconds from now.

I'm and I'm 29

>I'm a turbonormalfag that means I'm not a normalfag
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thanks for the upvote reddit

I am and I am 26 years old.

The thing is, being a failed normie, that I have the opportunities but I'm not built to take advantage of them. I'm just gonna keep ignoring/blowing them when I get the chance.
It's like being hungry and having food right in front of you but you're tied up and can't reach it vs having no food near you at all. So with one you have the hope to eat, but you never will and with the other you don't have any hope and you never will.

One day your ropes will loosen enough to get a taste. You got to lick plates clean anytime already, we don't even get that much. We do have food right in front of us constantly: being eaten by normalfags or plate-licked by the likes of you. It's infinitely worse since both of you keep discussing food this and food that and what you ate last night and what plate you preferred to lick. We don't even get that. Even if our ropes came undone by some miracle, we'd still be stuck behind bars.

dated a girl for two months and had sex a few times and went on a few dates. Had cute nicknames and sent hearts to each other.

Of course never acknowledged each other as gf/bf and she got rid of me out of the blue so RIP

>One day your ropes will loosen enough to get a taste
this isn't guaranteed or even likely

It's statistically guaranteed, even more so since there's constant movement in your area. Nothing comes within miles of us and even if god undid our ropes we'd still get nothing. In fact, when our ropes are undone, it's all-the-more cruel, we can no longer blame our ropes for our inability to get food. Society also happens to claim the bars are not real.

a girl back in high school who i thought was way out of my league would text me periodically, and we'd just shoot the shit because i had no realistic expectation of her actually being interested in me. one day she started vaguely telling me about some guy she liked and asked for my advice, and my dumb ass didn't even realize she was talking about me. she had to spell it out for me and i couldn't believe it, i felt like my heart was going to explode, and i gushed out my feelings for her and we dated for two years. she had been molested as a kid and was weird about anything sexual, so i'm still a virgin. we did pretty much everything leading up to sex, but never went through with it. never dated any girl before or after

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Kill yourself normaltard. Holy fucking shit. Why is it so hard. Are you all clinically retarded? Is that the trick? Are robots to smart too date?

>Why is it so hard
Why is what so hard? I don't really understand your post or what you're angry about

you're basing our chances of success on a shitty analogy

some people get further or come closer than others but this doesn't mean they make it

robotism or whatever the fuck isnt black and white, its not an all or nothing thing

You're funny I kill you last.

If you have any kind of social success you cannot be a robot. It's clear-cut. There is no exception. It's always been this way. Fuck off normaltard. You will never understand what it means to be a robot. We wouldn't want you to hang yourselves if you even so much as TRIED to understand but NOOOO everything must always be about you yourself and you and nothing or nobody else. Fuck off.

My (girl) friend admitted to liking me. I never thought that I should actually date her until after.

If this story is true. It's so fucking sad.
>mfw reading this

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fake and gay origingalopoo

I succeeded in getting a girlfriend (if you could even call it that) shortly after I graduated high school. We dated for a few months. We kissed goodbye but were never intimate outside cuddling when watching tv. I was and am to much of an anxious sperg to try to even put the moves on my own girlfriend at the time. We eventually broke up due to college and the need to go out separate ways. It really hurt when this happened. Not only because I really liked her, but also because I knew that it would be awhile before anything like it would come my way again (if it ever does), and the fact that I was too weak to really connect with her intimately. I miss being close to someone so very deeply.

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It still hurts me to this day and its been years

Ironic, because you're making it about yourself and nobody else by willfully refusing to understand how shit another person's life is or can be just because it happens to be marginally less shit than your own. Go ahead and keep projecting though

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Ironic given that this is Jow Forums nor normalfagland. from whence you came.

>n-normalfag ree!
go back and reread my post before responding again

Go be a normalnigger somewhere else, normalfag. You're not welcome here, never have and never will be. Precisely for the behavior you're showing: your total and complete refusal to even so much as entertain the possibility that you could be trying to attempt to understand what robot means.

i'll play your game because im bored at 10pm and have jack shit else to do

a robot is someone who has no prospects at social or romantic or sexual success, no?

i was at a summer camp when i was 17 and hit it off with this one girl for a week then she said we should just be friends after the camp ended and never spoke to me again

Correct, but you can scratch 'or romantic or sexual' since it is a subclass of 'social'.
If anyone has ever been attracted to you at any time, you cannot be a robot. Conversely, until you die, it's not possible to know if you were a robot. Anyone who thinks they're a robot and succeeds then proves that he has never been a robot (merely a failed normalfag). But anyone who's ever had anyone attracted to them, even if of the same sex, is objectively not a robot.
And a man being propositioned by a girl? You're a literal fucking chad, kill yourself. Even men who never get asked out by girls will have girls interested in them if they're normalfags, they're just not going to ask because they're normalfags and not literal chads.

and this is a hard line, you are either a normalfag who is successful with women and gets laid regularly, or a robot who is a complete shutin who barely sees the light of day. no inbetween. right?

I had 2 LDR's with a British autist and a Hispanic emo

Not even remotely. You could have lurked for 0.05 seconds to figure out just the extent of how retarded that statement you just made is. Either you have ever been desirable enough to have had any social success, or you are statistically likely to be a robot.
OR you could have read the post you responded to that already explained that instead of being clinically retarded on purpose. But you won't, because you're a normalnigger. You don't want to know what it means to be a robot. Whenever you see any kind of definition, you drink bleach to try to erase it from memory.

so there is or is not an in-between between robot and normal, regardless of what it is named?
Because there are people who most definitely fall in between. People who have enough social experience to get screamed at to go back to lebbit by the likes of you, but who also get ignored or put on the receiving end of funny looks by more than a few people. I'm referring to myself, of course, because that's what I'm familiar with. I don't call myself a robot, but you're being willfully retarded if you think robots are the only ones who have it shit.

Or this might be elaborate bait, I'm too autistic to tell desu

After 3 years of being friendzoned I hooked up with this girl i loved last year, and as me being a helpless romantic and completely obsessed with her, i decided to abandon my life and follow her to another country to study in college with her.
Back then i didnt thought she would just casually hook up with me, with us having a long history of trust, care and affection.
Only then i discovered she secretly turned herself into a turboslut back in 2016, heavily drinking and having sex with lots of strangers. I also discovered she never liked me like that at all, and we just got together because she felt like it for a day.

The furthest i got with her was cuddling in bed and kissing, no sex.

Lots of bad memories, but at least im doing pretty okay right now, and i find comfort in knowing she is spiralling down into the abyss one step at the time, with her self destructive thoughts, being raped, still drinking, giving up college and being a living failure of a human being in general what a fucking bitch

ive been talking to a girl online for almost a year and im saving to go see her and shes probably going to propose

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lel sure dog

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is this proof

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There is not. Failed normalfags are still normalfags. It's not fucking rocket science. It's also something you would have known if you read any of the posts you replied to, or if you lurked for less than one second.

A girl once held my hand for 30 seconds about a decade ago. That means technically i'm just a kv, not a khv. I'm practically Chad.

>be 16
>really like this girl (we spent time with each other and were friends)
>tell her
>a few months later i ask her to go to winter formal as my date
>a little after that i aks her how she feels about me
>she likes me
>we go on a our date
>it sucks once we get to the winter formal place she sits down and doesn't show interest in the place or me.
>we talk less and less after that and no one ever likes me again

My parents met and became pen pals. They had a miserable marriage. As it turns out, people IRL are a lot different than their online personas. She could be dog, for all you know.

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>Being a failed normie is worse than being a robot
it really isn't
t. failed normie

we get along fine over vc and ive been less shy so im hopeful

Go for it man. Don't let us down.