30 mins ago

You should have yelled "PLEASE LOVE ME LINDA" and ran towards her

imagine the grueling bullshit i'd be sitting through right now if i stayed. She pulled down my makeshift certains when she was there like she owned the damn place, i wanted to punch her.

>lady
Nah never go to a female therapist if you're a khv over 18 with serious social problems your experience is literally alien to her she'll give you normalfag advice while laughing at you to her friends and random guys she fucks, not saying that male therapists are any better but they still at least have a bit of humanity and won't spend their time trying to convince that women have it so hard

This fuck that therapist next time tell her to fuck off if she comes again

rip the makeshift certain (this was from a previous rooms thread)

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>he has a bathroom with two entrances whoch he can use to escape the house
BASED

i'm going back, guys im gonna tell em what for. I will update within th enext 30 mins

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fpbp
originarlio

user you may not feel comfortable talking to her, but it might be worth telling her that and getting an indication for someone else that she knows.

Tell her that you don't feel comfortable talking to her (bc she's a woman or bc you feel coerced by your mother, and feel that your mother might be influencing her opinion of you) and that if you were willing you'd have to do it by your own choice.

Idk what your other circumnstances are but therapy does help. If you're worried about normie advice, keep changing therapists until you find one that clicks with you. Sometimes listening to normie advice helps tho. Speaking from experience.

>right thing
>reeee out the house
No you did the autistic thing. Its now clear to your mother and the therapist that you need help

OP here.

>walk back to house
>see cop cars
>nope
>walk away

i may never go back.

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Get a male tharapist. Its more easier to open up to and maybe have a bro to bro talk.

you need to get euthanized
orogonol

What about food and shelter? you'll have to go back at some point

what is there to fucking say? I'm fucked, theres nothing they can do about it unless i get NEETbux or something. I don't need a fucking thereapist now i'm stranded in the streets godamnit fuuuuuuck.

Whatever you do, don't tell her about this place

You could have just faked everything and pretended to be healthy

>guess the therapy session worked after all

Mission accomplished men.

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did you miss the part about staying inside all day?

So? staying inside isnt a crime. Just say I have a goal to study and learn a new language/skill all day and understand why they may be worried. They can't press you or set you up for shit if you show no signs of being mentally ill.

Remember, Therapist dont give a single FUCK about YOU, theyre only there to get paid, theyre great fucking manipulators, they pretend to fucking care and make shit up to "relate" to you.

ITS ALL FUCKING BULLSHIT DONT LISTEN TO THE FUCKING WHORE, I HAD A FUCKING THERAPIST THAT GOT MY FUCKING NAME WRONG AFTER A GODDAMN WEEK.

Fuck the bitch.

A male therapist won't help you either but they also have some humanity and won't do shit like gossip about you to others or leave you files open on the counter where there receptionist reads it right in front of you before smirking to themselves and taking your money, I'm just saying that if he or any other actual robot ever were to consider therapy that it's already going to be a shit experience you may as well minimize the shit you'll go through before you come to your senses and stop going though

Whatever you do, never go back.

rule one of the robot life.

don't talk about your problems

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why? Whats the worst that could happen?

Its pretty shit that your mom basically forced you to do that, but hey, she is trying to help in a messy way? Maybe she is right now feeling like she failed you and worried if you will come home.
Try talking to her and being open, that's the best way to solve things since your mom is somehow supportive.

Get deluded into thinking the therapist actually gives a fuck about OP, end of the day all she cares about is the money, unlike us, we relate to eachother dont ask for fucking money to vent to one another.

They will ruin your life.

If you were to kill yourself OP the therapist wont be at your funeral, wheres the pay in that?

She will never listen. Op needs to abandon his family.

KEeEEEEEEK

the only time i was open with her was when i was 10 and i was having my first panic attacks. Conclusion: I'm fucked.

Op thats fucking hilarious hahaha. Ive totally panic quick escaped before even for homeless people approaching me in a parking lot so i can appreciate it.

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Trust me man, you should give it a shot. If anything might get you away from being a robot, it's worth a shot. Give it a try, just go back and apologize for acting rash, and say you're willing to give it a try.

You have to be willing to do some work to better yourself, but you should take the help you can get

It won't technically be rape at that point

Too late. Op is doomed.

>"user, this is linda, shes a friend of mine and a therapist she is here to talk to you about staying in your room all day"
This is a somewhat serious ethics violation, so either this didn't happen or she's a bootleg "life coach" or "Christian Therapist".

i really really like this post

originalion of course

I'm sorry OP. Don't stay out long enough that they'll call the cops.

>turned 21
>my mom throws me a surprise birthday party
>she pressured some of my cousins and aunts to come
>cousins don't like me at all
>it felt like a party literally designed to make me feel like a complete loser
>so I pretended like I was going to get something from my car and drove off
>Turned my cellphone off and drove around without any idea where to go
>Ended up finding a parking garage downtown and took a nap in the back seat of my compact car
>Got worried that my mom would call the police or something and file a report so after 4 hours I went home
>Walk into the house and the mood is somber and my cousins leave almost after I walk back in

OP what did you do after you saw the police cars?

>He's turning 21 but he doesn't have any friends, so I'll throw him a birthday party and invite his aunts and cousins!

Why are women so stupid?

she was a prostitute
good luck finding another one after it's out amongst the prostitution community that you're a jumper

AND! THEN! WHAT?!?!

I could tell you why you're dumb but it's pointless because you're too dumb to understand. You're hopeless.

You staying out longer will not help the situation.

I don't see why you ran. The conversation could have been over by now and you could of acted like you gained something from it.

i was tired of being humiliated
i was tired of putting up with normies.

Wait, OP. If you're in a cafe right now, I presume you are using your phone.

Most people have iPhones and when images are saved they are named something along the lines of "IMG_13372". But the Image on the thread has a name, 'beta uprising wojak.png'.

Bait?

I don't understand why people do this
>get pity-invited to a party
>get ignored the entire time
>feel worse than if I spent the night alone

thanks for taking time out of your busy day of solving mysteries to help, user
you're retarded and assuming too much

Just saving user's times.

What is your argument other than `you're retarded`?

>2 days ago
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RELATIVE TIMESTAMPS
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT CAP PROBABLY BUT FUCK OFF ANYWAY

You should have just completely refused and stayed silent. Anything you would have told this Linda would be relayed back to your mother if she's really her friend instead of being hired, I personally wouldn't want my parents to know my feelings. Well, what you did is funnier though so I approve.

>everyone that has a phone has an iphone
>nobody owns a laptop or tablet
>you can't rename files

you've actually taken up more time than you've saved. lurk more.

If he's using clover on his phone then the images he downloads through it get saved with the filename they had in the thread. Most androids download images from Jow Forums using the 15XXXXXXXX image number format as well as allowing renaming of files, no reason why OP can't be using a phone right now.

I said "Most people have iPhones"

He said he was going into the restroom. I think he would be questioned if he brought a laptop into the restroom.

Yes, IF he had an iPhone.
Also, not worried about wasting my time. I'm bored as fuck.

>sitting at a cafe right now wondering if i did the right thing
>immediately pissed but too beta to express it
Obviously. You clearly don't need any help

nobody gives a fuck about your time user. you said you were saving user's times. you haven't. lurk more, post less.

I'm posting this from my iPhone right now.

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>you've actually taken up more time than you've saved

Did u approach anyone or no? Do u have a disease that deters u from approaching niggas?

>I think he would be questioned if he brought a laptop into the restroom.
why do you think this?

>Just saving user's times.
>not worried about wasting my time.

you didn't save any user's time, retard.

update OP
orrriginall

How old is OP? original

Seems like your mom cares about you enough to get some help, what would it hurt to talk.

Please user DON'T GO BACK! I speak from experience. They will manipulate you and if you don't fall their tricks they will go to higher power where you will be pulled in a whole new world of fucking mess. You think you have anxiety and depression now? Wait until they fucking hospitalize you and pump you on some fucking meds that fuck up your brain. If you truly have nothing much then this is going to set you up for Iatrogenic disease. REMEMBER THEY WONT GIVE A REAL SHIT THEY'RE DOING THEIR JOB. YOU"RE JUST A NUMBER TO THEM PLEASE ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!

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No she only cares enough to put a bandaid on something that needed stitches a decade ago

I totally agree with this user! I also speak from experience. If you ever have to go back, just nod and agree with them and pretend you're fine. Agree with them no matter what they say. One wrong move, like admitting you've felt suicidal and it's fucking over! don't get comfortable around them and admit too many of your problems.

How much money do you have to your name and where do you live?

might as well talk to someone about it anyways just remember she is no help to you at all and she's another normie who will never help you hell she might talk to your mom about everything you say therefore destroying your family relationship just make up some fake shit so you don't get hospitalized

a mom's best friend is manipulation

Exactly. They will try to convince you that its THE SOLUTION but its only going to turn you even worst. So yes just keep agreeing and try to get yourself out of this. Your best bet to actually get better would be by yourself. They won't let you get angry or express anything turning you even more restless. Remember they aren't there to fix your problems but only to keep them suppressed but often end up fucking up along the way especially if you have Asperger's. A Lot of those therapists don't recognize Asperger's which is incurable and try to fix something similar. Please, if they start finding things consider suggesting Asperger's and it might spare a lot of shit later.

My mom came into my room today and demanded to see what I was looking at.
When I refused she told me that she has a right to see what I am doing. What do? I'm getting tired of this.

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Show her your porn and recreate it with her

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Oh no. It won't only go to mom if there is small signs here and there. That therapist is writing everything down and its not going in the trash after, especially if she works with a clinic.

>she told me that she has a right to see what I am doing
Tell her she's not the NSA and to leave you alone

Look at incest porn and show her and then tell us what happens.

wat if I don't want to fug my mom?

- Event happens
- Look for advice on Jow Forums

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You have to make up for not paying rent somehow. It's not about whether or not you want to.

dont do anything op, let the city take you. you belong to it now that you left your room

'Therapy' is just a form of reeducation;brainwashing through suggestion.

also

Well that was stupid of them, ambushing you with a therapist like that. The therapist really should have known better. Still, you should try to keep an open mind about therapy: it could be helpful.

Keep reddit in a separate window, and alt tab to it when you she asks.

So what, you're mad at her for not being a time traveler? She can only do what she can do in the present.

Parents have an entire lifetime to recognize and correct these issues but only the worst wait until you're a 30yo NEET

Yeah well they don't know better. They think they do but often end up ruining you more in certain cases. If she ambushed like that then I wouldn't trust her. Therapists like that end up to be untrustworthy. They only follow their cold mindless script and protocol and go snitch to the police or a hospital psychiatric unit if you tell them something abnormal like "harmful to others or yourself" or suicidal thoughts.

Ohh, I haven't seen this dumb bullshit in a long time. Every time I see it I think to myself, "I'm going to read this entire wall of text this time". But every time, I stop before I finish the first post because it's so incredibly obviously self-pitying nonsense from someone who's desperately looking for any possible excuse to avoid taking responsibility for their live or making any effort to improve it. I tried to read more this time, I really did, and I even made it to the point where he starts listing off methods of flat out self-improvement and whining about how they don't do anything. He even says dumb shit like
>expect to get bullied if you go out to eat by yourself
As someone who gone out to eat alone 2-3 times a month for the past 20 years, this is beyond bullshit.

The world is full of creepy weirdos who were losers for years before they learned how to be "normal". I'm one of them. It took me until somewhere in my late twenties to figure out how to effectively pretend to be normal. I had to go through the normal robot school experience and was at least mildly bullied at work every day for over a decade before I figured out how to fit in.

You can choose to be sad and miserable and lonely your entire life or you can choose to improve yourself until you're none of these things any more. And no matter how many posts you read from other self-pitying, crab bucket losers, it will still remain a CHOICE. And every day you choose to complain about normies instead of practicing social interaction, or sit in front of the pc eating junk while telling yourself that a healthy diet and exercise are pointless anyway, you are choosing to remain miserable. The only situation in which you are guaranteed to never fix any of your problems is the situation in which you talk yourself out of ever even trying.

OP PLEASE GIVE UPDATE

WOOOOJAAAAACKKKKKK

its the only place where normans wouldnt manipulate OP, retard

also would like an update and wish you well OP
I'm sorry these females did this to you

maybe op got caught and has no access to Jow Forums