You find this while walking down a deserted street. Wwyd?

Wonder why she's laying in katsup.

Keep walking, but with a smile on my face for there's one lest female in the world

Another angle of the corpse

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Piss on her lol

>lightly kick her with my foot a couple times
>"you okay?"
>...
>call 911
>probably grope her ass a bit if no one's around
>leave after the ambulance shows up

yo is that a penny? grab it while no one is looking

found the yid

Something something, stale comment about eggs.

>think to myself bitch is probably pro open borders
>carry on walking

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peeoriginall

Put a band-aide on her.

Assuming I'm alone and confident no one is going to see me
>guffaw and chuckle for a moment as that is my gut reaction to absurd things happening
>look to see if she's breathing
>assuming she isn't or I can't tell, look at her butt
>want to really pull down her pants and see her ass, probably take a picture
>become anxious as I wonder whether she shit herself at death or not
>stand there awkwardly with sweaty palms as mull over it
>decide that I really don't want to risk getting dead person poop on me
>go to get help when I voice inside me says that this might be my only time to see girl butt
>eventually become convinced to pull her pants down regardless if she made poopy
>realize I can't get her pants off without flipping her over and undoing her pants buttons and belt
>use my pocket knife to cut open her pants
>do a shitty job and it takes me like 10 minutes because I'm incompetent
>instantly get an erection upon looking at her butt, assuming it's not covered in shit
>snap 10-20 photos from as many angles as I can think of
>pray I didn't leave anything that will lead back to me being there
>power walk to my house or the transportation to my house in order to masturbate to my new treasure

I really like girl butt.

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Ahaha, this sort of shit would never happen in white, first world countries

Why would she be covered in shit?

thank god she was wearing a helmet

Your sphincter relaxes when you die. If she had fullish bowels when she died then she'd poop herself

It doesn't look like she popped herself

>walking down street
>see this
>what do

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Yeah I know, but I would be nervous that she had shit hidden in her ass crack or something. I don't want to pull down her pants and see a dribble of liquid shit down her ass crack and taint.

How long had she been dead in the pic?

FUCK HER BUTT RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LMAO
~~~~twisted angel~~~~~

has she pissed and shitted her pants i can't tell, there's a small puddle it might be a shadow.

Is that a subtle way of making everything unfunny by asking the joke to be explained you utter fucking faggot?

Whoa. Am I the only one who has a guilty erection while looking at this dead chick's ass and legs???

Is that a subtle way of complimenting me for ruining a joke that deserved to be ruined in the first place?

Anyone has those pics of the girl that got run over by a bus? She was wearing pantyhose and a skirt, made me titanium hard.

The blood's still wet so less than an hour

This chick's ass is better

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I'm going to cut your toenails off, put them in a bag, then wake you up to the sight of me eating them, you fucking retard

>I'm going to cut your toenails off
Thank you, I'm always too lazy to do that myself.

Is that a dead body?

What happens to it after an hour?

It dries
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Now or never.
*zzzip*

this and if you don't will do this then you're lying

documentingreality.com/forum/f10/teen-girl-motorbike-ended-bus-153243 - link to story

*inhales*

OOOOOOOO DAT BITCH SLEEP!!!!

SHE LEAKIN!!!

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Short video of the body theync.com/accident/very-up-close-and-personal-video-of-a-dead-biker-girl.htm

>Call police
>Check pulse
>Identify wound and apply pressure where it could reasonably help
>if dead speak with bystanders(if any) to try and piece together information to give to the authorities

Am I doing this right?

assuming i'm in my home country i call police
assuming i'm overseas i pretend i noticed nothing

Just imagine dying and having those shorts as your last clothes.

the shorts are ok but the blouse is no taste and ugly af

>Am I doing this right?
No because you were tampering with evidence and was around when the body was found. You're going in as a suspect. The best thing to do at a crime scene is walk away.

>Just imagine dying
i always do

Where's the based party rockers at

If she isn't dead I'd obviously stop at checking the pulse which should not be evidence tampering.

Which I would probably have been instructed to do after I called about the body(which I put first).

try to generate some empathy so the cops don't think I did it when I call them

Is that a dollar next to her head? I pocket that.

Look around to see if the area's safe/deserted, check if she's got a pulse, call the police, take her wallet.

turn 360 degrees and walk away obviously