The regal NEET sits on his porch, wrapped in his iconic plaid blanket which comes in handy this chilly day.
"Oh look it's that wagie going to work"
what should the NEET say?
1). Hey wagebitch, off to suck your bosses cock again?
2.) Morning, Wagie!
3.) nothing
Wagecuck ragie level: 52%
Orignally original 2
2
ssj oregano
lets go for 4 votes to confirm a choice
#2
The NEET is a classy individual; he greets his neighbor with respect, despite pitying him for his plight.
The Wagie's rage increases exponentially as he struggles to contain his bitterness before the NEET's composed, friendly greeting.
2 is origiloli
that's 4, OP
originally
>"GEE THANKS, NEET YOU JUST MADE MY DAY, HAVE A GOOD ONE"
the wagecuck is walking away now
what will the NEET do?
1.) Sike! Wagebitch have a shit day like you always do!
2.) nothing
wagie ragie level: 22%
The classy NEET will not take this heckling and go with option 1.
1
oregano ssj5
>1.) Sike! Wagebitch have a shit day like you always do!
this.
How is it the neet can afford to live next to the wagie who gets a lot more income?
the ragie wagie must not be tolerated.
option 1
#2 please. I'm not a fan of bullying people who keep the economy up.
that's another 4, OP
the wage must become raged
>"w-what, bit- i mean mr. NEET? Come again?"
what will the NEET say?
1.) You heard me loud and clear, wagecuck, have a shit day! HAHAHAH!
2.) Just take it easy, wagie i didn't mean it
ragie level: 67%
where can I post my manifesto before i go ER and kill some roastie sluts?
2 or wagie will beat you again
We ain't no soibois around here. Number 1.
numba 1 for my numba 1 nigga
2 please. THIS MAKES ME SAAAAAD
Post it here, my man. Original just in case.
I'm a "wagie" and am enjoying it so far
>implying NEETs arent sad, pathetic, envious little creatures
Enjoy never being fulfilled, kiddo. :^)
numba 2
I'm a NEET. Just not a fan of the whole wagie meme. Many unfortunate people work in shit conditions for shit pay, employed by shit people, and yet many Anons enjoy mocking them. Feels like we should be bullying the higher-ups, not the little guys. But hey, Jow Forums is all about fun, and you're having fun. I guess I lost the whole point there.
i'll make this move along quicker
meh.
>"O-OKAY NEET NO HARD FEELINGS I GOTTA GET TO WORK JUST LOOK AT THE TIME"
the wagie speeds away, forgetting his briefcase
what will the NEET do?
1.) fuckwit! you forgot your briefcase!
2.)your briefcase is mine now, wagie! (take briefcase)
wage rage: 33%
2 but I would much rather the neet steal his things for lulz without telling him, if you tell him he's just gonna whoop you and take back his briefy-boy
the NEET is arrogent and cocky much like chad, he looks so lowly of this particular wagecuck that he would openly say he's stealing form him. An error in the NEETs cunning.
2. The neet need not seek further conflict.
1. The NEET is honorable and robust.
2, but put a loli sex doll in the briefcase and give it back to him.
>"Give me that!"
the wagie snatches back his briefcase
>"you wanna be a piece of shit! Huh!? You fat bitch, apologize!"
what will the NEET do?
1.) Up your ass, wagie you are worthless
2.) apologize
ragie level:88%
2
There is no need for violence.
>You fat bitch
But neets have the body of Zyzz??
the wagies rapidly deteriorating mental health has tipped the outcome of this situation. The wagie charges up to the NEET with a butcher knife and stabs him to death while laughing manically.
the entire interaction was a ruse, an elaborate trick to test the NEETs morality, everything down to him leaving the briefcase was planned and the NEET failed to show kindess towards fresco. it could've been prevented early on but the NEET was too cocky
rage level: 100%
fresco isn't your average wagecuck, he is no wojak he is no fool, the red bastard has triumphed over his NEET oppressor.
kek
Bad End
i'm not angered at your ignorance anymore, i'm not surprised anymore, i just pity you so so much :(
NEET rises back from the dead as the wagefuck is walking away, rips off his head, and shits down his neck.
The wagie is on his way to Japan for a vacation. The NEET rages as he knows he could never afford any of the cool things the wagie can.
NEET will be flying out to Japan next month because all of the wagies dollars are coming into his bank as NEETbux. He's gonna buy a comfy NEET apartment in Japan and be a hikikomori.
4) oh no no no my work fitness appointment can't have come round again, i can't do without my noosebucks, wagie pleasseeeee
thread still up? ok.
The NEET makes a miraculous recovery a week later and sees chad thundercock, the neighborhood chad walking past his house.
what will the NEET say?
1.)nothing
2.)nothing
3.)hey chad
3 porognjdsf
the NEET says "hey chad" But his voice is so timid and quiet chad barely hears him, but chad inviestigates the squeek anyway, as soon as the chad turns to face the NEET the NEET uses his active camouflage to seemingly dissapeer, the chad would've smelled him if it wern't for the hot steaming plate of tendies that were right next to him, chad reaches into the NEETs porch and takes a tendie for his nutrients, he takes a bite "OUCH" his says with glee, he takes another and strolls off.
another close call for the NEET.