Be me

>be me
>be 21
>be perfectly respectable well adjusted upper middle class Brit.
>be in final year at Uni, training to become architect.
>go to wedding of best friends sister
>Meet his cousin who is an absolutely stunning qt 3.14
>try not to notice this because she is 13 years old.
>stays at our table because she's annoyed at being put on the children's table
>chats with me all the time and laughs at all my jokes
>follows me around all evening like a lost puppy
>run into her mother at the bar.
>"haha I think you've got an admirer user".
> *low key spaghetti*
>mother: "seriously though its not bothering you is it"
>me: haha no *sweats* it's actually pretty funny
>"so are you going to ask her to dance" ?
>*nearly spit out drink* "don't you think that'll be a little weird?"
>"oh come on it'll make her night"
>pretend to half object then go over and ask her
>*full on blushes*
>we slow dance for a couple songs with her pressed up against me desperately trying to avoid a boner.
>my friends make jokes at us for the rest of the night
>she gives me a kiss on the cheek and tells me she "had a lovely time"
>her mother laughs and says we looked "so cute together"


Wtf did she mean by this?

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Whom are you quoting?

My friend...
You are pedophile

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Enjoy your family sanctioned Loli

You're friends with a pedophile, friend.

she wants your boner

jeff... start the van

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Just wait until she's 16

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Wait 5 years user.

Underrated post, I kek'd.

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That don't means you are pedo
That don't means she wants to consume your soul
Her mom didn't try to do anything except a good time for her children
That just means you are the children, mr 21 and scared about a 13 girl
No offence, some people just take longer to grow up

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3 more years

this is where our rednecks get their inbreeding habits from. you fucking euros can’t stop fetishizing the muddying of your gene pools

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She's not related to him tho

shit you’re right. gotta stop inbreeding

nice use of whom
based

That sounds like a fun night, you shouldn't be scared of girls OP

Improper use of whom.

it's the correct use of whom, chang

Improper use of European land.

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when you're 59 and she's 51 no one would think anything of an 8 year age difference.

who are you quoting?

whom

Wait 3 years and marry her.

13 year old isn't a kid you fucking idiot.

whomst art thou quoting?

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Checked

Pedo detected

ok.

Get an education. The correct term is hebephile.

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*Pedophile

You >> dumb faggot

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Why do pedos get so angry when you call them pedos?

That looks uncomfortably like the girl in question.

Sounds intense

You people really lack fathernal instincts don't you?

raep

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I don't appreciate the comparison user....... , my hair is far better.

That she thought you were nice for humoring her daughter's crush on you for the night.

try to be classy for once u cuk
jk ily but b classy

Well I thought I was remarkably classy about it all.

"You people"? That sounds raceeeeeest!

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What can I say. Jow Forums truly has invaded every board.

this, if you think she was genuinely cute wait for her to turn 18 and see if she's still interested

>fathernal
paternal, friend

You just had a dance with a young girl.
I don't think there's anything sexual in that . If you don't find it arousing then you're pretty much normal, user.
>desperately trying to avoid a boner
nvm kys ty

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