>March 2018
>talk up super qt Japanese girl at my work, she's super into me
>tell her I think she's pretty and I'd love for her to cook me dinner one night
>she literally pitches forward, puts her hands on her face, says "user, really?!! You mean it??!!"
>night of dinner, I don't show, drugs and partying instead
>next day at work she stares at floor and says "I waited for two hours user."
>roommates tell me how excited she was
>fast forward July 2018
>my roastie white GF of five years is really pushing me
>no longer want her, think that maybe the Loyal Virgin Asian GF was the right choice and I blew it
Here's where it gets interesting Anons
>fucked Asian girl in July
>she's pregnant now
>wants to marry on New Years
>Im free from white roastie and Asian gf worships me
>says I can name out child whatever I want
>her millionaire parents just flew back home after a ten day visit to "assess" me and declare I'm the kind of man that fathers dream of
>mfw I did it all wrong and still won
Roll trips and I'll post vid of her sucking my dick, with me verbally coaching as she's never touched a dick before mine
Holy shit I pulled it off
>user, really?!! You mean it??!!
>no show for partying and drugs
you dont belong here
God speed bruv
Orig
>gf
>another gf
Get the fuck out of this board
>babby's first bait
if trips still post that vid tho
But I originally am a robot I just learned to go with the flow. Flunked college because of sperg tendencies I just lucked into women because good genes (6'4, green eyes, six pack abs despite never workin out.) my last name is Greek so roasties were always giving me shit until I met glorious Nippon waifs who I really do love and cherish now.
>night of dinner, I don't show, drugs and partying instead
Stopped reading there
Jbw
>Posting someones cuckbook to try and trick people harrassing said person
Shit bait m8
Feels unrealistic, but also not totally unbelievable
You better have an actual dicksucking video
What are you naming the kid?
You sound like you're gonna be a great dad.
I don't believe any of this but still hoping to get some porn out of it
Name the kid Reimu, it wouldn't be out of place of she's Japanese.
Name them after an anime character like Naruto
i need them trips!! cmonnnnnnn
rollerio For them trips
Name your firstborn Helter Skelter
Rolling for trips but I'm pretty sure you don't have the video
>hits on waifu while in relationship
>stands her up
>trains her how to suck dick
What the fuck are you even doing here. Get out Chad.
this is ragefuel
The trips are bound to happen
Dont give a shit about your story, I just want those trips
Bump
>le roll trips hehe
This isn't /b/ retard, if you want to share the video then post it.
I guess we'll never get trips. Sad really.
this story sounds stupid and far fetched
first off
>good genes (6'4, green eyes, six pack abs despite never workin out.)
>her millionaire parents
>shes a virgin
>etc
like if it didn't have that millionaire parents shit there it would kind of sort of make sense
I fucking swear I'll deliver.
Twice I smacked her on the cheek and said "move your tongue like a circle" with my dick pushing out the side of her cheek.
If it's a boy "George," if it's a girl "Jane Hanoi" after Jane Fonda, and fucked if you believe me I'll provide birth certificate photos when the little Hapa prince(ess) comes. Also she's reading the thread in bed next to me, forgive my iFag future wife (android master race reporting in)
This. Also,
>asian parents congratulating a man for impregnating their daughter before marriage
Absolutely not, especially a rich family. Kek'd.
Got any advice for us virgins? Especially sex tips? Ty senpai
>Got any advice for us virgins?
have good genes (6'4", green eyes, six pack abs despite never working out) and flunk out of college
Let's see this vid
hello rolling for some prawn
give me trips baby i need to see this
Every neuron in my brain is telling me this is a ruse, but my dick demands to know!
Here we go lucky 7s.
Push down on her shoulders, maintain eye contact, and work your hips like you didn't think possible. Pull this off correctly once and she will view you as a sex god, who you and only you alone know how to love and please her, no memeing. No other force on earth compares to this.
HI THERE, ROLLING FOR TRIPS, IF I GET THEM THE NEW REQUIREMENT FOR A VIDEO OF A BLOWJOB OR WHATEVER IS QUADS
rollan
i know you dont fucking have it op
op is a gigantic fucking faggot
op lies but roll anyway
trips fuken easy
Keep getting muted when rolloing for trips. Is gay
Holy fuck i got trips. Post vid fag
Winrar, OP here, googling how to best upload to Jow Forums now
hell yeah trips pls deliver OP
we got trips. Post op. Post for the power of thousand fucking suns
You have ascended to have a woman of the finest race. Congrats. The hapa master race is coming, OP!
Question? Why does Jow Forums eliminate sound on my webm? I can upload webm and sound seperate lay but that sounds tacky as fuck and I don't want anons hitting me with that "fake and gay" horseshit, a win is a win I'm not trying to hear that newfag whining shit
I thought it is about moving the back into a cat hill position and not the hips? Anyway got more? Thx
I'll watch that shit on liveleak. Just upload ya fag
just post it on adult gif and link it here.
no worries user your dick will tell whether you are one of us or not. The Calatial Cortex markings on the filtrum tip will provide evidence you are a robot.
user you right, brb uploading
Only on certain boards you can upload with sound. Not sure about Jow Forums. However upload the one without sound and the other one later if you are able to
Wait wtf does this mean we can't get doxxed were relying on family money for our honeymoon and starter house.
Can anybody tell me what this means? I cAnt have this linked to us publicly
How does one luck out just having a 6 pack?
Can someone post an example?
Only 42 posts in and winrar, huh, I guess r9k is really magical after all.
the mute was for a purpose user
Yeah i didn't know what to say that would be considered original but on my third try is when it let me and i got trips so its all good
Go fuck yourself for using an innocent person like that you scum of the earth mutant. And doubly fuck you for rubbing it in on the lonely people here.
I'd this isn't a LARP and you really are that much of a piece of shit, I curse you with cancer and AID. KYS.
Post on adult gif and link here. user is just shitposting
Shouldn't take you this long to post user. I'm getting worried for you
this is some shitty larp
Opey lied. Show's over.
this dude is retarded asf
/b/ro are you fucking sure this isn't a game now her dad is a higher up at the company and would probably do some crazy shit if he knew I was making light of our whole arrangement
Not only are you a normalcunt but you didnt deliver. user got trips, faggot. Never post on this website again
Holy fuck do you think the robots would destroy a fellow robot? You wrote in in the OP, so either deliver or admit you were LARPing
Jow Forums scrubs all exif data, this shit cannot be traced back.
I didnt roll trips for nothing fag, just post it somewhere
I have faith in OP. Delivery is coming!
Yesss good goy, believe the user go breed hot 10/10 azn for free
fake and gay, saged
seriously lie about your taxes instead of lying to KHVs on the internet
hes just making some autistic joke literally google those terms they're just referring to parts of the brain and the lips
Idk bruv you've all done right spooked me missus
OP I'm sorry I scared you I was being sarcastic. Hard to tell sarcasm through text but no we can not trace anything back to you
>being so much of a retard he thinks that penis anatomy can be traced back to him
>OPs
>always retarded
If he had the video he would've posted it already. That isn't even the most pathetic part of it all; the fact that OP lied about his looks and fucking an asian while having a white gf is.
OP wasn't going to deliver.
He couldn't. It was a LARP.
No one scared him. That was just his excuse for not delivering.
Question? Can TinyEyes connect her tattoos with her IG account? I pull like $800/month on her sponsored posts ann don't need you autistic fucks damaging my cash flow
>OP freaks out over obviously fake penis anatomy doxxing
this fag deserves to be doxxed in my opinion, i dont think anyone should do it, he just deserves it.
op post the goddamn video already holy shit mate
OP pls don't be a fag for once, pizza, pasta, delivery is coming!
op is just teasing, but i feel like the gold is coming
OP, don't deliver, we all know your ''QT asian gf'' is a pizza face chinese bitch
Either OP is retarded or he was larping, we lose regardless.
Just post the video here with out sound you fucking negroid. I rolled trips i want a reward
Everyone sage
originallio ecks dee
OP where did you go?
Give him time. He's going on xvideos right now to pick out a good video for you
>inb4 op shows us a porn video from 2006 that isn't even his
theres no video. we've been duped. move on fellas
What a way to start my day. OPs like this faggot right here deserve to have their rectums impaled by cacti
And then you woke up.
This comment is original.
Janitors ban pls
Kys
Oof, it's not everyday someone exposes you for being the lying, pathetic loser you are. Enjoy existence, friend.