Manliness Test

Are you manly? Keep in mind being manly doesnt actually bring you women if you are autistic, but it does make you look cooler which ups your chances.

>Do you have a beard?
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
>Is your dick big?
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
>Can you be intimidating?
>Do you play any sports?
>Are you tall?
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
>Are you calm in the face of danger?

1 to 3:
Faggot. Faggy faggot. Jesus, stop crying.

4 to 6:
You are an average fella.

7 to 9:
A true man.

10:
Amazing god. You are so cool. You can now be happy that you got the biggest score on a r9k test I just made up. Tell your friends if you have any.

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me trans :(

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Im sorry, those are negative points. You would probably do fine on the girliness test.

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>Do you have a beard?
No.
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Yes
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
No.
>Is your dick big?
Average, so no.
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
Yes, been in a few fights before.
>Can you be intimidating?
Idk, I guess?
>Do you play any sports?
No.
>Are you tall?
No.
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
No.
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
No. I wont panic, but calm? No.

>Goatee i sometimes trim
>dunno
>i do but it's not enough to poke out in a collared shirt
>it doesn't fit in a toilet paper roll but also curves to the left pretty bad
>i live in a white neighborhood no need to fight
>i look like I'm close to being homeless or already am homeless so people avoid me like the plague
>6'3
>no
>no i'm fat and disgusting 230 6'3
>i don't face danger since i live in a white neighborhood
>Have held hands romantically and kissed romantically but haven't had intercourse.

>Do you have a beard?
I did but shaved it off. Sparse as fuck
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Yes
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
Yes
>Is your dick big?
LOL no
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
Somewhat
>Can you be intimidating?
Nah
>Do you play any sports?
Nope
>Are you tall?
No
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
Somewhat
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
Yes

Score of 4
>Average fella

How many points do I lose for the summery floral dress?

>Do you have a beard?
Yep
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
:(
its why I have a beard
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
honestly too much
>Is your dick big?
above average yeah, not horsecock tier though
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
dunno
>Can you be intimidating?
Ive been told as such, so I guess so
>Do you play any sports?
Will be in the fall
>Are you tall?
Fairly
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
Yep
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
Depends on danger. I tend to be either too calm or the opposite.

thats probably 7ish, some were kinda ambiguous

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in 2018 a beard does not makes you manly anymore

wow 10.

>Do you have a beard?
I could grow one, but I shave.

>Do you have a well defined jawline?
I guess
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
No
>Is your dick big?
Almost 7 inches.
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
Give me a club, baton, sharp object, or a chair then yes. Unarmed... nah.
>Can you be intimidating?
No
>Do you play any sports?
No
>Are you tall?
No
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
No
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
Yep

Beard: No
Chest hair: yes
Jaw line: kind of defined
Dick: big (8in)
Intimidation: yes
Sports: triathlon
Tall: tall (6 foot 1)
Muscular: does lean count?
Fighting: good at it, scrappy and resilient.
Calm in the face of danger: probably not.

No
Yes
No
No
Yes
Not in a cool way but in a "they are afraid I am a serial killer or potential mass shooter" way
No
Yes
No
Yes

>viking beard
>so so
>shoulder hair, back hair, knuckle hair
>5 x 7
>probably but I don't scrap often
>my specialty
>used to, shit now
>6'8
>decently vascular, not ripped tho
>really depends

>5x7
lmao.

>Do you have a beard?
no
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
pretty soft
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
very tiny. some cm on the longest
>Is your dick big?
under average
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
im weak so probably not
>Can you be intimidating?
no
>Do you play any sports?
no
>Are you tall?
172 cm
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
im anti muscelur.
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
usually

tell me about it oreganolle

No but I can into nuclear physics.

You sound cute, be my bf.
original

umm i dont know if i can.i shouldnt do it. maybe its bad

>Do you have a beard?
no
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
no
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
yes
>Is your dick big?
5inches so no
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
yes
>Can you be intimidating?
no
>Do you play any sports?
no
>Are you tall?
5"10 so idk maybe
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
yes
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
yes

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Only if your gay.
Original.

im mega gay user. but it would be bad to just accept someone immeaditaly.

Beard, jawline, hair, tall. Four total.

That's cool, we don't even have contact info. Lol.

hello mr chad :)
thanks for accepting that

>Do you have a beard?
I grow one easily but shave as much as I can
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
its kind of triangular and soft? not a strong chin but a sharp one
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
naturally yes but I epilate it to be s m o o t h
>Is your dick big?
i dont know, about normal sized?
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
yes, i might not be super strong but I've got ferocity and no fear
>Can you be intimidating?
hahahahaha
>Do you play any sports?
not nowadays
>Are you tall?
6ft+
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
noooo
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
I keep an even head, I think.

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>no
>no
>yes
>no
>yes
>yes
>yes
>yes
>no
>yes
6/10
average fella it is, all i need to do is not shave for a month and i will be a real man

>Do you have a beard?
No. I shave regularly specifically to not have one.

>Do you have a well defined jawline?
No.

>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
Yes, but I'll be shaving it soon.

>Is your dick big?
No.

>Can you hold your own in a fight?
Probably not.

>Can you be intimidating?
Probably not.

>Do you play any sports?
No. I jog though.

>Are you tall?
5'9

>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
No.

>Are you calm in the face of danger?
No.

Good thing I don't want to be manly.

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>Are you manly?
Just by asking this you have answered your own question. But fine.

>Do you have a beard?
No, I like being clean shaven. I equate having beards with being a hippy or homeless.
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Yes.
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
Yes.
>Is your dick big?
Above average, more proud on its girth.
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
Yes.
>Can you be intimidating?
Yes, but this comes out due to my rageoholic nature, I have to constantly be mad or cynical about something.
>Do you play any sports?
Yes.
>Are you tall?
6'1
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
Yes.
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
Yes.

Interesting board you have here. Oh well, back to pol/mlp.

>Do you have a beard?
yes
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
yes
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
yes
>Is your dick big?
yes
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
no
>Can you be intimidating?
yes
>Do you play any sports?
no
>Are you tall?
yes
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
no
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
yes

7/10, do I get a gf now?

>Do you have a beard?
No.
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Yeah, and cheekbones.
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
Yup.
>Is your dick big?
6 inches is average, so no.
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
I could beat anybody who can't grapple.
>Can you be intimidating?
Yes, very much so.
>Do you play any sports?
Not anymore. In high school.
>Are you tall?
Nope.
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
Defined but not bulky, so no.
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
Very much so.
5, I guess.

>6 inches is average

oh no my dick is 3.9 inches :(

>Do you have a beard?
No I had laser hair removal
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Yeah somewhat
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
None
>Is your dick big?
No
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
No
>Can you be intimidating?
No
>Do you play any sports?
No
>Are you tall?
No
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
No
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
No

Memes aside I am pretty masculine. Fuck your gender expectations, masculinity is more than being a meathead.

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No to all of them. Oh well

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>Do you have a beard?
I usually shave it to be a 5'oclock shadow/stubble style so I guess
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Surprisingly good, yeah
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
A lot of chest hair, leg hair, arm hair, etc.
>Is your dick big?
6.7 inches
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
I have a few times, even against niggers who have tried to 5v1
>Can you be intimidating?
Yeah
>Do you play any sports?
No
>Are you tall?
5'11" so by r9k meme standards no
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
Not bulky, no.
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
I'm probably too calm in most situations

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>no
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>maybe
>no
>in my country maybe
>no
>yes
i already knew this was coming, i hate body hair

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>>Do you have a beard?
No, but I can grow a good one.
>>Do you have a well defined jawline?
Yes
>>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
Yes
>>Is your dick big?
No
>>Can you hold your own in a fight?
Yes
>>Can you be intimidating?
Yes
>>Do you play any sports?
Yes
>>Are you tall?
Yes
>>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
Yes
>>Are you calm in the face of danger?
Yes

No
No
A little bit
average
No
No
No
No
No
Don't know, maybe

>Do you have a beard?
No, can grow a goatee and a moustache though. Hair has slowly started to grow on my cheeks in the past 2ish years so I might one day be able to grow a full beard.
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
no, but im not a jawlet either.
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
yeah
>Is your dick big?
if 7inch is big then yeah
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
never been in a fight
>Can you be intimidating?
don't know, i've always been nice to people so people have been nice back. Don't think I would be since im only 5'7''
>Do you play any sports?
nah
>Are you tall?
nope, only 5'7''. Not dissatisfied with my height though
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
yeah, have good arms and broad shoulders
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
I'd hope so, don't want to be a sissy faggot now do I

I wanna say i'm a 6 or 7. I'm not bad looking.

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Im a MEDOID Iberian.

Do you really want to question my manilness? I would FUCKING RAW dog that girl in your OP pic. white cuckods use condomds, real men of brownn skin descent dont use that gay ass shit.

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>Do you have a beard?
yes
>Do you have a well defined jawline?
yes
>Do you have noticeable bodyhair? (chesthair)
yes
>Is your dick big?
6,5 inches
>Can you hold your own in a fight?
yes
>Can you be intimidating?
I dunno, i guess
>Do you play any sports?
I play footbool, and I swim
>Are you tall?
1,75m
>Are you muscular? (not defined, just bulky)
not defined, bulky i guess
>Are you calm in the face of danger?
yes

>hmu if anyone wants to pm