HAHAHAHAHA even if I workout, become confident...

HAHAHAHAHA even if I workout, become confident, get a good job and become a social butterfly it still would be pointless to persue sex because my penis is 10cm & thin HAHAHAHHAHAA

>inb4 b-but my penis is 20cm and i'm a virgin!!!
kill yourself failed normie

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>tfw just playing with my dick and getting hard but not actually horny
>look at my dick honestly in the light
>realize Ive never actually measured it

I mean its pretty tiny when Im soft but Ive seen smaller hard dicks.

>tfw dick is literally one inch flaccid and 4 inch erect

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>its pretty tiny when Im soft
The measurement that matters is when it is hard

There's more to life than sex, you fucking brainwashed idiot

Same here opie
It's actually why I stopped going to the gym and cut my work hours. It's literally no point. None of it benefits me in anyways. So I just continue to self destruct in small ways.

Well first of all, would it not be great to have all your ducks in a row anyway? Second of all, there are real women out there who like and want small penises rather than large ones

Sex is meaningless but love is not.

What are hormones and desires?

HAHAHA HAHAHA
this delusion is priceless

t. normie that regularly has sex

i will never experience this AHHHHHHH

Sucks bro, maybe all the /smalldickenergy/ on r9k got to you

>Second of all, there are real women out there who like and want small penises rather than large ones
*breaths in*

>Doing all the things listed wouldn't have benefits in-it-of-themselves.
Nigga, chill.

i would not enjoy doing any of those things

He is not wrong, there are chicks out there that have small vaginas.

How would you know if you haven't tried them?

>He is not wrong
*takes deeper breath*

Might as well go search for a unicorn

>There's more to life than ____
Just do this for every problem someone brings up

Because I already have

They may be rare, but they exist.

why do you pretend to be me

You know what, i've accepted my peepee, it's not big, i'ts 5x5, that's being reasonable because i have to be rock hard for that, otherwise it's borderline 4.8x5, and i know i'll never make a girl gasp after i unzip my dick. But all of you thinking that it is stopping you from fucking, as long as you're 4x4 you can't use that as an excuse, if you get a girl to the point where she wants to get it on with you, you've already done all of the hard work

Small penises were made for small girls.

I bet Chad's cock couldn't fit in a 10 year old's, but your's can.

I wish I could find you and suck your dick until you looked like a crinkled up caprisun

but then i go to jail for 500 years and get chopped up :(

but i'm not gay user

Them existing doesn't mean anything to me. You gonna tell me to play the lottery next?