Who else here /so ugly that he doesn't get his hair cut because he doesn't want to put the hairdresser through the...

who else here /so ugly that he doesn't get his hair cut because he doesn't want to put the hairdresser through the torture of having to look at his face for 15 minutes/?

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I had to resort to cutting it myself. Bought some hair clippers and use them once or twice a year to do a buzz cut. It's a pain and I'd rather sit in a hairdressers. But my social anxiety prevents that.

That's pretty much me
>hair is down to my ass

yeah, i really wanna get my hair cut, but my head and face are ugly as sin. i don't wanna put the poor woman through that.

you are a shit

hey, if i wanted to hear that, then i'd speak with my mother.

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Fuck relatable feels, also seeing how masculine my jaw is.
AHHHHHH

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>having a masculine jaw
get out of here, normgroid

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Apparently I have amazing hair so the last few times I managed to go to a salon I had all the hairdressers touching my hair and showering compliments.
Even that much positive attention is hell on the social anxiety

the woman who has always cut my hair has always loved my hair. it's really thick and soft, etc. if face, body, height, etc were all stats, then whoever made me must've put max points into hair and nothing else.

>realized I was balding about a year ago
>have not cut hair since then
Does not help, btw. Hair still falling out. Just a lot easier to hide it this way.

>he's not balding
>he doesn't have his mom just give him a 3/8" buzz cut every 3 months

buzz cuts are the biggest meme, plus my forehead is the size of a minivan

then you're already fucking balding dude
nothing more pitiful than trying to cover up your bald spot
either get that elon musk transplant shit for a million dollars or shave it
that's just who you have to be now
long ass hair that's thin in the middle looks fucking disgusting on any type of person

how am i balding? my forehead is PHYSICALLY bigger than average, but my hairline is excellent.

You know what you must do
>to be original

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I don't get haircuts because making myself 1% less ugly still won't get me laid.

>but my hairline is excellent.
except that it's further up on your head than normal cause you're FUCKING BALDING
go look at pictures of yourself as a child did you have such a big forehead back then? No, because you weren't BALDING back then.

Actually, I did. I'm 19, and my nickname throughout school was "forehead".

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still big foreheads don't look good with any hair style
at least with a buzz cut you can look your age
when you just got big ass forehead with long hair trying to cover it as soon as your hair moves once you look like a 36 year old
this guy is 23 years old
23 fucking years old

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Yeah, and he's still better looking than anyone on this board.

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money makes anyone look better

i trim my own hair, its just easier

iktf, i cut it myself. pretty choppy stuff.

I've had rekt teeth for my whole life so I don't bother to get a haircut, don't want to draw attention to my face, especially teeth. With hair, you can be expressionless without appearing too weird. Without hair, you need to have an animated face.

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my teeth are pretty shit. i just keep my mouth closed, and you can't quite tell how shit they are when I talk.

Can't ever get close to anyone like that.

Add one more to the party of fucked up teeth, bots.
What's wrong with yours exactly?

bottom teeth are really out of line, and all my teeth are really yellow
typical bong desu.

I feel ya. I am so mentally negative it just radiates off me and disturbs everyone within a five-meter radius. I couldn't go to barber shop and force someone to be exposed to my aura for that long.

I have to cut my own hair because every time I get my haircut at a barber shop they comment on my skin condition I have on my scalp. Don't they know it's rude? Just because I'm diseased doesn't mean I'm retarded.

Three words:
Apple Cider Vinegar

My scalp went from looking like a ghoul from fallout to being healthy and clean, and it only took 30mins and a minor chemical burn. Three weeks later and the results have stuck.

Does this work with a flaky scalp? Washing my hair barely helps

I'm no doctor, but you may have a fungal infection in the base of your hair follicles like I did. It explains why anti-dandruff shampoo did jack shit. You don't want to just get rid of the dandruff, you actually need to violently purge the fungus by getting a rag full of cider vinegar and spending a good half hour scrubbing into your scalp. It will burn like shit and make your skin look fucked up for a few days, but once that goes away you will be free from the fungal jew and all the gross dandruff that it produces.

There's probably a better way to do this but I regret nothing.

>mfw go to barbers
>anxious as fuck and its crippling
>having hair done
>get about mid-way through
>hear this chilling sentence
>"you're a very unclean person, aren't you."

>this was 2 years ago.
>havent been back since.

Damn, mine are pretty yellow too. Living in murica, and despite anything dental here costing like a million bux, almost everyone I've come across has ok to nice teeth.

Are there any bong qts that have fucked up teeth too over there?

I wouldn't exactly know, to be honest.

Cut your own hair using a buzzer.

I go to the hairdressers and make them wash my hair while im there because it feels nice. Hairdresser is joined to a barber so all the try hards with their fades just have to sit there watching me enjoy it.

>get my haircut at my mom's preferred place
>filled with elderly ladies
>entire time I get my haircut they talk about how handsome a boy I am
>never been called handsome by a woman under 70

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The better way to do this is to add the apple cider vinegar to your bathwater, to dilute it. Don't put fucking raw vinegar on your scalp.

I'll do anything to have a clean scalp. I can't touch my fucking hair without tons of flakes falling out.

they just want your boycock desu

Wash your hair everyday
Shampoo twice in the shower - rinse and repeat
Look up some real hard anti-dandruff shampoos
Skip the conditioner
Profit???

I go to the barbers on a Saturday as its when the only female works, it makes my month if she cuts my hair

>diluting it
I wanted a final solution, and I got it. No half-measures. Every last microjew purged from the temple.

That's literally the worst advice I've ever heard.

Instead;
Shampoo your hair every 2-3 days
Use conditioner every day

I am so ugly i do not even dream about having sex, when i dream of a girl i only dream of licking her dirty feet or butthole. Rate.

And if you have a problem with greasy hair, invest in a blow dryer.

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flour in your hair

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I don't know how long your hair is but having it shorter actually tends to make you look less bald

>tfw attractive but cover face anyway because too beta to express myself

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>hairdresser
Go to a barber, then. They don't give a fuck.

I feel you user

originally

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Sorry, I don't want a meme haircut.

wanna trade faces, transanon? i look like a baby.

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I do too user so it'll be an equal trade off but I still get insecure sometimes

yeah but i look like an ugly baby

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Got any pic of hair?

I don't shave or cut my hair for 8 months at a time and let the barber take care of it, I'm surprised he hasn't just slit my throat. I give him a $10 tip though. I've gotten the same guy 3-4 times now