What should I expect? How hard is it to get cute bottoms?

Just like tinder then

I wouldn't fuck a random dude on grinder unless on prez and wearing condoms.

I want to try hooking up with a cute bottom who will power bottom for me. Been really into the idea of a bottom that just wants to milk their top dry.

easy as fuck but watch out for aids and bugchasers
Also general reminder that when this user is supreme leader of the planet every bug chasing faggot will be hanged with barbed wire

I want a nerdy bottom

expect a lot of old creepy men of all races and waist sizes

I use it and met once but it's hard to find any decent tops for me.

Ive never done anything with guys before so what is the basic rundown to not get aids if im topping

expect fucking some disease-ridden freak who has had at least 30 guys before you.

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Getting AIDS when you're on top is very unlikely.

Can you meet intelligent well cultured, 25 year old well groomed, handsome, tall and muscularly slim tops on grindr who will want to date you after hooking up?
Ones who will tell me I'm smart and make me feel smart even if it's a lie
>t. bi virgin

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>download Grindr looking to go prison gay
>there's maybe 40 people with the range set to max
>they're all hairy man men who are there because they're actually gay
Feels bad man.

Yes to everything except tall

Where are you from user? You sound cute and I'm most of what you ask for.

I'm 5'4 so i'd consider anything at least 3" above that to be tall.
Is that expecting too much? I'm new to all of this.
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Australia, but i'm not very cute just a bit shy and too sensitive...

That's a shame, I'm a euro. But I'm sure you'll find a nice guy user, I believe in you.

I meant for me, though im still a good couple inches taller than you and you should have no problem finding taller guys though

same. I want cute traps or twinks not hairy old men but there isn't any near me

I found that there's a lot of profiles without pic and they usually turn out to be rather young. But I live in a big city though so it's probably not really comparable.

>have grinder for 2 years
>never even hook up once

so this is the power of being an uglybot

Easier than a cute girl, you can just message anyone.

The really good looking ones like myself get over 100 messages and some look for more relations or just have high standards. I myself can afford to have high standards so I guess that filters around 90% of people that message me.

Either guys without profile are discreet for good reasons, hideous / ugly or the opposite. The opposite since at first its fun to get flooded with messages then it stops being fun and then you just stop having a picture especially if you don't just only want to hookup.

I check more people without profile pic than I do with profile as well for some reason.

Hm? Just high standards probably since you will get a lot of messages even by pervs (who look hideous or... are hideous in personality).

>made a grindr 2 days ago because bored
>have to reinstall twice within those 2 days because anxiety
>end up messaging with military boy in his late 20s
>he says he wants to meet now and he's ok with bottoming
>meet at the location
>shake eachothers hands, pretty quiet and awkward at first
>almost immediately he's touching my dick through my shorts, rubbing it
>pulls my shorts down, starts jacking me off
>uses lotion, eventually pulls his dick out and rubs them together
>feels really nice, my dick is quite a bit bigger as well
>eventually puts a condom on my dick and lube, pushes it inside of him
>it's really tight, feels warm and nice though
>we fuck doggystyle for a bit, then he rides me
>eventually get bored of it and take the condom off
>he proceeds to blow and jerk me for a while
>jerk him off occasionally
>i get close to coming and i tell him
>swallows it, cums himself
>we both leave

actually pretty fun. texting eachother now.